(front cover) The Pulse 1916 (1) THE PULSE Central Wesleyan College Warrenton, Missouri VOLUME EIGHT Published by THE SENIOR CLASS 1916 (2) [Picture] (3) DEDICATION We, the Senior Class of 1916, appreciating the beauties of our Campus, with its mighty hickories, oaks and elms and myriads of song birds all blending in a harmonious chorus for Central Wesleyan, we who have found "sermons in trees, books in rocks and good in all nature," hereby dedicate this volume of the Pulse to our Campus. (4) Happy is the man that findeth wisdom and the man that getteth understanding. For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold. She is more precious than rubies; and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her. Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honor. Her ways are ways of pleasantness and all her paths are peace. -Bible. (5) FOREWORD To our fellow-students, our worthy Faculty, the Board of Trustees, alumni, and the friends of Central Wesley an College, Greeting. This volume is intended to present by fact and fiction a picture of our college days and to perpetuate the memory of happy associations. Published by the Senior Class of Central Wesley an College, A. D. 1916. (6) [portrait captions] PULSE STAFF F. Kattner Lula May Schulze Fred Layer Ernest Buehler Herbert Kriege John Aydelott Esra Rademacher Agnes Frick Carl Gutekunst (7) BOARD OF TRUSTEES TERM EXPIRES 1916. MR. C. AMMANN Decatur, Ill. REV. SAMUEL BUECHNER St. Joseph, Mo. REV. H. J. DIERCKS St. Louis, Mo. REV. M. HERRMANN Lincoln, Nebr. REV. F. L. MAHLE Peoria, Ill. MR F. G. NIEDRINGHAUS St. Louis, Mo. REV. J. C. RAPP St. Louis, Mo. MR. E. H. WINTER, (Alumni Trustee) Warrenton, Mo. TERM EXPIRES 1917. REV. CHAS. GUENTHER St. Louis, Mo. MR. C. J. JACOBY Alton, Ill. REV. JOHN KLEIN Wichita, Kans. MR. O. A. KNEHANS, Atty, (Alumni Trustee) Cape Girardeau, Mo. REV. A L. KOENEKE St. Louis, Mo. MR. CHAS. MAULL St. Louis, Mo. REV. FRANZ PIEHLER St. Louis, Mo. MR. JOHN SCHAKE Kansas City, Mo. REV. D. W. SMITH Wichita, Kans. REV. H. ZIMMERMANN Warrenton, Mo. TERM EXPIRES 1918. MR. GEO BOESCH Burlington, Ia. MR. WM. F. FRICK, M.D., (Alumni Trustee) Kansas City, Mo. REV. E. S. HAVIGHURST Kansas City, Mo. MR. FRED HESSEL Kearney, Mo. REV. W. F. ISLE Peoria, Ill. MR. W. C. KRIEGE Edwardsville, Ill. REV. A. F. LUDWIG Bloomington, Ill. REV. E. C. MAGARET Belleville, Ill. MR. MARK TIMM Osceola, Nebr. O. E. KRIEGE, President and ex-officio Advisory Member of the Board of Trustees. OFFICERS OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES Rev. Franz Piehler, President. Rev. E. S. Havighurst, Vice-Pres. Rev. D. W. Smith, Secretary. Rev. H. Zimmermann, Treasurer. Executive Committee of The Board of Trustees. Rev. Franz Piehler, President. Rev. H. Zimmermann. Mr. C. J. Jacoby. Rev. E. S. Havighurst. Mr. E. H. Winter. President O. E. Kriege. Local Finance and Building Committee. President O.E. Kriege. Rev. H. Zimmermann, Treasurer. Mr. E. H. Winter. Prof. Henry Vosholl Dr. Friedrich Munz. Auditing Committee. Prof. Henry Vosholl Dr. A.W. Ebeling, Prof. W. G. Davis. Field Secretary. Rev. C. J. Moeller, A.M. (8) OFFICERS OF ADMINISTRATION O. E. KRIEGE President H. VOSHOLL, Secretary of the Faculty and Principal of the Academy EUGENE WEIFFENBACH Dean of the College FRIEDRICH MUNZ Dean of the German Theological Seminary HENRY VOSHOLL Librarian JOHN H. FRICK Curator of the Museum CHAS L. WELLEMEYER Registrar H. ZIMMERMANN, Supt. of Grounds and Buildings, and Treasurer CHAS. J. MOELLER Field Secretary (9) BOOK I College of Liberal Arts (10) [Picture] Liberal Arts (11) [Picture] (12) [Picture] FACULTY (13) List of Presidents of Central Wesleyan College HERMAN A. KOCH 1864-5-1895 GEORGE B. ADDICKS 1895-6-1909. OTTO E. KRIEGE, Acting President 1909-1910. President 1910- (14) Words of Gratitude to Our Faculty The Memory of Central Wesleyan College, its campus, its pleasant surroundings will some day leave us, but we can never remove ourselves from the hallowed influence which our Faculty has exerted over us. We who have sat at the feet of the Faculty members and have partaken of their wisdom, know that it has been good to have been with them. We feel the powerful impulse to serve because we have come in contact with this self-sacrificing, Christian Faculty. Let these few words signify that we appreciate, though we cannot repay, the good we have received from our beloved Faculty. (15) [portrait caption] OTTO E. KRIEGE, President, Niedringhaus Professor, (A.B., A.M., Central Wesleyan College; Post-graduate Studies; Bonn and Berlin Universities; University of Denver; University of Chicago: D.D. Baker University.) (16) [portrait captions] H. ZIMMERMANN Treasurer and Superintendent of Grounds and Buildings. (German College.) EUGENE WEIFFENBACH Professor of Philosophy and Sociology; Dean of the College. (A.B., A.M., Central Wesleyan College; B.D. Garrett Biblical Institute; Post-graduate Studies Northwestern University; University of Chicago, Missouri State University; D.D. German Wallace College.) FRANK O. SPOHRER, Professor of Education. (University of Missouri, B. Fed., B.S.Ed.; Post-graduate Studies. Missouri University.) (17) [portrait captions] CHARLES J. STUECKEMANN, Schrader-Professor of Rhetoric and Sacred History. (A. B., A. M., Central Wesleyan College; B. D., Garrett Biblical Institute; Post-graduate Studies University of Chicago; D. D., McKendrec College.) GOTTLIEB C. HOHN, Kessler-Professor of German Language and Literature. (A. B., A. M., Central Weslevan College; Post-graduate Studies and Fellowship, Northwestern University, University of Wisconsin.) FRIEDRICH MUNZ, Professor of German Language and Theology. (Teacher's College in Germany; A.M., German College; D.D., German Wallace College.) (18) [photo captions] ALBERT w. EBELING, Professor of Natural Sciences. (B. S., Central Wesleyan College; M. D., Homeo-Pathic Medical College of Missouri; Postgraduate Studies, University of Missouri; Member of "The Academy of Science".) MARY JANE PLAEHN, Professor of Oratory and Physical Director for Women. (B. O., Cumnock School of Oratory, Coe College.) JOHN HELMERS, Professor of History. (A.B., German College and Iowa Wesleyan.) (19) [photo captions] JOHN H. FRICK, Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy. (A. B., A. M., Central Wesleyan College; Post-graduate Work under Drs. Beatty and Edwards; Member of "American Association for the Advancement of Science" and "The Academy of Science", St. Louis, Missouri. HENRY VOSHOLL, Professor of English and Principal of the Academy. (A. B., A. M., Central Wesleyan College; Post-graduate Studies Boston University; Chautauqua, University of Chicago, University of Missouri.) CHARLES L. WELLEMEYER, Professor of Latin and Greek. (A. B., Central Wesleyan College; Post-graduate Studies, University of Chicago.) (20) [portrait captions] W.G. DAVIS, Principal of the School of Business (Central Wesleyan College.) BERTHA WENGLER, Professor of Art and Domestic Economy. (South Western College; Art Students' League, New York.) MARTIN D. OTT, Professor of Natural Sciences. (A. B. Central Wesleyan College; Post-graduate Studies Missouri State University; Fellow, Rush Medical College.) (21) [portrait captions] WALTER J. LEMKE, Professor of History, Coach and Physical Director. (A. B., A. M., German Wallace College.) STELLA ROGERS, Professor of Violin. CHARLES J. MOELLER, Field Secretary. (A.B., A.M., Central Wesleyan College.) (22) [portrait captions] JOHN C. EISENBERG, Director of Conservatory of Music. (Central Wesleyan College, Mus., A. B., A. M., Post-graduate Studies Leipzig, Germany.) RUTH ZIMMERMANN, Preceptress, (Illinois Woman's College.) DORMITORY MASCOT. (23) [Picture] Faculty in Action (24) [portrait captions] SPOHRER EBELING MUNZ OTT FRICK MISS PLAEHN STEUKEANN DAVIS LEMKE MISS WENGLER KRIEGE MISS ZIMMERMAN VOSHOLL HELMERS WEIFFENBACH MISS RODGERS WELLEMEYER EISENBERG MOELLER ZIMMERMANN HOHN THEIR YESTERDAYS (25) The Classes (26) [portrait captions] JOHN HANAWAY AYDELOTT, A. B. Warrenton, Missouri. Y. M. C. A Cabinet, Epworth League Cabinet, Gospel Team, Chorus, Glee Club, Orchestra, Goethenia Oratorical Association, Assistant Business Manager of the Pulse, Assistant Teacher. NORA L. SKIBBE, B. O. Warrenton, Missouri. A. B., Central Wesleyan College, Primary Teacher Truesdale Public School. (27) [portrait captions] ELOISE BERYL KOENEKE, Music. St. Louis, Missouri. Y. W. C. A., Chorus, I. P. A., Philomathia, Assistant Teacher of Piano. HERBERT EDWARD FELLER, A. B. Kinmundy, Illinois. Y. M. C. A. (28) [portrait captions] IRA NELSON CHILES, A. B. Pendleton, Missouri. President of the Senior Class, Class Orator, Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, EpWorth League, I. P. A., Garfield Literary Society, Assistant Teacher. MARY LORENE BLATTNER, Music. Wright City, Missouri. Y. W. C. A. Secretary Senior Class. (29) [portrait captions] FEODOR KATTNEK, A.B. Texas Gospel Team, Y. M. C A. Cabinet Minister Canton, Mo., German Editor of the Pulse. CELIA AGNES LUDWIG, Music. Gordonville, Missouri. Y. W. C. A. (30) [portrait captions] MARIE MALINDA HILDENSTETN, A.B. Brighton, Illinois. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, Assistant Teacher. FREDERIC HENRY PAUL LAYER, A.B. New Florence, Missouri. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, Treasurer Senior Class. Athletic Editor of the Pulse, Assistant Teacher. (31) [portrait captions] ERNEST MATTHEW BUEHLER, A.B. Sterling, Nebraska. President Y. M. C. A., Manager Boo Store. Captain Gospel Team. Goethenia Oratorical Association, I. P. A., Business Manager of the Pulse, Basket-ball, Track. DOROTHEA ELIZABETH ADDICKS, A.B. Warrenton, Missouri. Y. W. C. A., E. L. Cabinet, Chorus, Orchestra, Assistant Teacher, Tennis. (32) [portrait captions] ALEX HERBERT POLSTER, B.S. Warrenton, Mo. Y. M. C. A. Epworth League. MARY MINNIE SCHUMACHER, A.B. Altamont, Illinois. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, Assistant Teacher (33) [portrait captions] LULA MAY SCHULZE, B.S. Warrenton, Missouri President Y.W.C.A., Assistant Teacher, Star Staff, Assistant Editor of the Pulse. CARL JOHN WALZ GUTEKUNST, A.B. Moberly, Missouri. Class Orator, Y. M. C. A. Glee Club, Chorus, Gospel Team, Acting German Editor of the Pulse, Assistant Teacher. (34) [portrait captions] ALICE AGNES FRICK, A.B. Warrenton, Missouri Y. W. C. A. Cabinet, Chorus, Assistant Teacher, Joke Editor of the Pulse. ESRA E. RADEMACHER, A.B. Nokomis, Illinois. Y. M. C. A., I. P. A., Glee Club, Chorus, Band, Assistant Teacher, Art Editor of the Pulse. (35) [portrait captions] PHILLIPPA ELIZABETH BROCKMAN, Warrenton, Missouri. Music, Vocal. Y. W. C. A. Chorus, Philomathia. HERBERT FRICK KRIEGE, B.S. Warrenton, Missouri. Y. M. C. A. Cabinet, E. L. Cabinet, Chorus, Orchestra, Glee Club, Gospel Team, Assistant Teacher, Tennis, Track. Editor of the Pulse. (36) [portrait captions] FRED GRUBER, A.B. McKittrick, Missouri. Y.M.C.A. Cabinet, I. P. A., Goethenia Oratorical Association, Sec-Treas. Mo. Collegiate, Assistant Teacher. (37) [Picture] (38) [Picture] JUNIORS (39) [portrait captions] IRENE ASTROTH Wright City, Missouri. "All musical people seem to be happy. It is the most engrossing pursuit, almost the only innocent and unpunished passion." -Sidney Smith. ANDREW KETTELKAMP Pana, Illinois. "Kindness has converted more sinners than either zeal, eloquence, or learning.." -Unknown. FREDA KETTELKAMP Pana, Illinois. "She who sings frightens away her ills." -Cervantes. ERNEST SCHUENEMANN Moberly, Missouri "Next to virtue, fun in this world is what we can least spare." -Agnes Strickland (40) [portrait captions] J. WESLEY MILLER Clatonia, Nebraska. "Tho angels should write, still 'tis the devil must print." -Moore. FREDA DEHNE Brighton, Illinois "There's something she's afraid of! she's afraid to do a mean thing." -Cowper. EDWARD GLEIZE Bland, Missouri. "Earth is here so kind that just tickle her with a plow and she laughs with a harvest." -Ovid ROSE KETTELKAMP Nokomis, Ill. "Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be." -Goethe. (41) [portrait captions] OLIVE HUEGELY Nashville, Illinois. "Coolness and absence of heat and haste indicate fine qualities." -Emerson. FRED BUCHHOLZ Altamont, Illinois. "The creed of the true saint is to make the best of life, and make the most of it." -Chapin EVELYN STUECKEMANN Warrenton, Missouri. "A good laugh is sunshine in any house." -Thackery ARTHUR JOHANNABER Warrenton, Missouri. "Farming is a most senseless pursuit, a mere laboring in a circle. You sow what you reap, and then you reap what you sow." -Stabeaus (42) [portrait captions] ANNA WENGLER Oxford, Kansas. "Her modest looks the cottage might adorn; sweet as the primrose peeps beneath the thorn." -Goldsmith EDWIN POLSTER Warrenton, Missouri. Our modern Horatius at the south end of the Wabash bridge. MARY WILLIAMS Wright City, Missouri. "Oh! she will sing the savageness out of a bear." -Shakespeare EDWARD STULLKEN Edwardsville, Illinois "Love is the idleness of the busy, the business of the idle." -Thackeray. (43) [portrait captions] PAUL VIETH Warrenton, Missouri. Oratory is the power to talk people out of their sober and natural opinions. -Chatfield EMMELINE SINN Prevorst, Germany. "Look within; within is the fountain of good and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig deeper." KIM POH TAY Nai Ahkorn Fur's House, Siam. "He has the power to work hard. If that's not talent, its the best possible substitute for it." MAE WESSEL Warrenton, Missouri. "A song will outlive a sermon in the memory." (44) [portrait captions] JACOB HOHN Seward, Nebraska. "Humor has been justly regarded as the Invest perfection of poetic genius." -Carlyle BERNICE OBER Wright City, Missouri. "The manner of your speaking is fully as important as the matter." -Pope CARL ASMUS Friend, Nebraska. "My duty to tire best of my judgment Shall be done; the rest must be left to Providence." HILDA POISSE Warrenton, Missouri. "If music be the food of love, sing on." -Shakespeare (45) [portrait captions] CLARENCE SCHULTZ Chapman, Kansas. "Smiles are smiles only when the heart pulls the wire." -Winthrop CLARENCE AYDELOTT Warrenton, Missouri. Clarence goes north for his "health" regularly twice a day. GOTTHILF WURST Seward, Nebraska. It doesn't always take a big thing to make an impression. MABEL BRANDT Warrenton, Missouri. "Music is the soul of art which is best loved when love is by." -Rev. J. Brown (46) The Junior Class AS EACH CLASS adds to itself in years and in wisdom and gradually approaches the goal of college life, it cannot do otherwise than glory in the progress it has made since beginning its journey thru college. The class of '17 is no exception to the average class in this respect, but in other ways it has often showed its superiority. As Freshmen, the members of this class startled the college and community with its organization, its total of 30 members, and its class spirit. This was the largest Freshman class in the history of Central Wesleyan. When the next school year opened, '17, then became known as the Sophomore class, was the largest Sophomore class on record, having eighteen truly bombastic, sophomoric members on its roll. The special stunt of this year for the bunch was a little '17 "aeroplane" which made a successful raid on the camp of the unsuspecting "verdants" on the memorable evening of March 10, 1915. This year, this same '17 group, now composed-of twenty-eight "hopefuls", has begun to make the college feel that simply being the largest Junior class is not evidence enough ; that it is also one of the brainest and most typical of Central Wesleyan. Four Juniors took the four highest places, with the exception of second place, in the oratorical contest for the Kriege prize. One of the most practical junior theses ever read from the chapel rostrum was the product of a representative of the class of '17. A Y. M. C. A. president, a Y. W. C. A. president, a Gospel Team captain, a crack forward on the college basket ball team, and two college track team men are but some of the phenomena which in part disclose the potentialities of this class. The music and oratory Juniors have done their full share in making the record of the class '17 remarkable with their numerous and splendid recitals. The possibilities of the Juniors were again in evidence in the Junior Ex of this year. The very modern play, "That Printer of Udell's", was chosen for this great occasion. Every participant in the play showed by the manner in which he presented his part much diligence and faithfulness in preparation. Not once either evening was there need for prompting. To mention one character, the impersonation of the tramp, Jake Tompkins, was certainly an evidence of dramatic talent. The favorable comments that were heard on all sides made one feel that the sacrifice made, great tho it was, to produce this play, was not too great. Surely the class has grown in the eves of fellow students and college thereby. In a few brief months this goodly array will be designated as Seniors Would that they would gird themselves and make ready to accomplish the things required of them as Seniors with even greater success than has heretofore characterized their history in their beloved Central Wesleyan College. (47) Class Officers CLARENCE R. AYDELOTT...................President PAUL VIETH ............................Vice-President ROSE KETTELKAMP .......................Secretary EMMA SINN .............................Treasurer Class Song To the tune of "Anchored." Hailto the Junior class, Colors maroon and white, We'll ever work and win, Ever stand for right. Raising our standards high, Striving to do our best, Firm and strong Is our Junior throng As we work and strive toward the goal. CHORUS Hail to the Junior class, Hail to the class we love best. In work, in play, we'll win the clay, We'll ever lead the rest. Hail to the Junor class! Three years of college life, Sweet memories are they. Upward thru toil and strife We've battled day by day. Ours is a gifted class. Talents of every kind. We'll shout our Alma Mater's praise, And aloft our banner we'll raise. YELL Hippety, chippety, hop-pop-boom Whoopety, whoopety, zip-flip-zoom! Kerslam', kerbif, hip, hey, 1-9-1-7 J-u-n-i-o-r-s, Juniors Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Wah! Juniors! Rah!!! Motto: Work and Win Flower: White Rose Colors: Maroon and White (48) [Picture] SOPHOMORE EIGHTEEN (49) [group photo caption] SOPHOMORE CLASS. First Row, Left to Right-Meyer, Jacoby, Miss Johannaber, Buthmann, Zimmermann, Miss Messersmith, Grotewiel, Kettelkamp. Second Row-Miss Bothe, Miss Panwitt, Gugler, Miss Buschmann, Myers, Miss Rinkel, Miss Schowengerdt, Winker. Third Row- Megert, Brink, Gaebler, Sudbrock, Beck, Brandt, Allwell, Baenziger. CLASS OFFICERS HENRY BUTHMANN ....................................President BISMARCK ZIMMERMANN ........................Vice-President ELLA JOHANNABER ...................................Treasurer MARY MESSERSMITH .................................Secretary SOPHOMORE CLASS ROLL Allwell, P. J. Baenziger Chas. P. Beck,Otto Oscar Bothe, Julia Brandt,Bert Brink, Allen C. Buschmann, Esther Buthmann, Henry. Gaebler, Oliver Grotewiel, John Gugler, Roy Jacoby, Casper Johannaber, Ella Kettelkamp, Oscar Meyer, Henry O. Messersmith, Mary L. Meyer, Wm, L. Meyers, Lewis P. Panwitt, Florence Rinkel, Emma Schowengerdt, Elizabeth Sudbrock, Mallalieu Winker, Gustav Zimmermann, Bismarck (50) The Sophomore Class IN THE BEGINNING, Jupiter reigned and lorded over the realms of chaos. In his zeppelin for many thousands of years he had glided throughout the abyss of chaotic darkness and compassed it roundabout. It came to pass in those days that he reasoned within himself and spake and said, "What manner of being am I? Whence have I come? Whither am I going? Shall chaos remain chaos and I continue to glide idly about?" And he shook himself, arose and stood up and rent his royal blue mantle and cast it up, even unto the golden gas-bag of his aircraft; when his eyes beheld the beauty of the blending thereof, he cried with a loud voice and said, "Let there be blue and gold, which I shall combine, cast together, and mold into a creation; and it was so." And forthwith he seized his golden harp and did play; strains of sweetest music arose and filled the abyss, and it resounded with the fullness thereof. And there came to pass a great change. The darkness lifted, the light rolled in with a sound as of many waters. To the soul stirring melodies the blue arose and spread itself abroad, and it was cast into a canopy over Jupiter's head. He raised his countenance and looked and saw that it was good. As this celestial music continued, portions of the blue and gold mingled and rolled themselves together with a rotary motion; and out of this whirling, twining mass, emerged the green mother earth. And Jupiter marveled, for it was good. The remaining gold separated into sun, moon and stars, into many fragments was it divided, even without number. And it came to pass about the third hour, that Jupiter struck an unheard of chord of exquisite music which suddenly energized the new creation and caused each body to try the light fantastic to its respective position. And in the selfsame hour Jupiter gazed aloft and beheld that it was good, and cried in a loud voice, "All aboard", and forthwith began the mazy whirl of the planets. And now he turned again to his harp, and behold, the chord which had wrought such a miracle was not to be found. After many futile attempts he said unto himself, "Lo, long much have I suffered without avail, I shall descend, even unto the earth below, and there shall I seek my treasure." Now, after many years of fruitless endeavor, he determined within himself that he would raise up a generation which would comfort him in his old age and relieve him of the task of guiding the universe. And forthwith he arose, girded his loins, and took his golden urn containing the mysterious seeds of the gods, and scattered the contents thereof to the four corners of (51) the earth. And it came to pass that these seeds sprang up into a family of fulfledged gods and goddesses, and Jupiter marvelled at their comeliness for they were good to look upon. And he said unto them, "Follow me, my children, I shall make ye rulers of the earth." So it was that they reigned upon Mt. Olympus until Jupiter was ripe and full of years. Now, when he was old and stricken with infirmities, he commanded his children to draw nigh and gather round his couch, and in trembling accents he spake and said, "My dutiful children, long have ye watched and cared for me; my soul is full, my heart runneth over with best wishes for your future weal; as a parting word I charge you on all occasions "Speak the truth without fear." Thus saying, he drew a deep breath, sank low, and his soul took its flight to the beautiful Elysian fields. Well knowing, and fully aware of the merits and goodly associations of Central Wesleyan, the gods and goddesses gathered themselves together and held a mass meeting upon Mt. Olympus and unanimously decided, from the least of them to the greatest of them, to don their royal blue mantles and golden crowns, and wreathed in smiles and yellow roses they journeyed to Central Wesleyan and forthwith matriculated and now compose the illustrious Sophomore Class. For behold, the gods and goddesses are connected with all the college organizations and are rendering services befitting their geneology. For be it known, that it was decreed by Jupiter from Mt. Olympus, by an unalterable mandate, that four members of the royal house should shine upon the Basket Ball Team as leading stars of victory. One was ordained to be a track champion, another to be an intellectual giant and a third to be an acrobatic preacher. These seven constitute the psycho-physical dipper which is destined to pour out a brilliant future for Central Wesleyan. Shining resplendently in the zenith of her glory may be seen the beautiful constellation composed of the seven angelic sisters,-namely a housekeeper, a musician, a saleslady, a reader, a teacher, a society woman, and a very cute little kid. The remaining members form the college solar system, plus a comet and a moon, which rotates triumphantly to celestial music rendered by a private band, orchestra, quartet, and the hallelujahs and amens of seven preachers. The gods and goddesses have resolved to transfer Mt. Olympus to the college campus and forthwith to elevate their Alma Mater, to the highest pinnacle of its lofty summit, that it may be as a city upon a hill which cannot be hid, to serve as a beacon light whose rays shall shine round the world, and guide to the fountain of civilization, the barbarian from the uttermost parts of the earth. (52) Ode to the Yellow Rose Oh hail thou wondrous yellow rose, In whom all beauty doth repose. Thy modest grandeur we adore Thou emblem of the Sophomore. We love thy golden blossom fair Thy fragrance filleth all the air, Thou maketh pallid cheeks to bloom, By driving 'way our care and gloom. Thine angel heart and dewey face. Thy stately mien and queenly grace, Doth spurn us on in life's stern fight, To conquer in the truth and right. Thy hue doth bid us jealous be We are, clear flower, true to thee. Jealous of the honor of our clan And that of Central Wesleyan. Yells Strychnine, quinine, Powder, dust; Sophomores, Sophomores, Win or bust. On and on the Sophomores Roll No better class from pole to pole. Raise your eyes and now behold, The splendors of the Blue and Gold. Juno, Cyclops, Baccus, Zeus, Pumpkins, peanuts, lemon juice. Jupiter, Neptune, Hermes, Mars, Jack O'lanterns, Fallin' Stars. Sirens, cupids, Vulcan, Thor Remove your hats to the Sophomores Hippo, Hippo, Hypo, Ho Jumbo, Jumbo, Here we go. Are we in it, I should say, Sophies, Sophies, Huray! Huray! (53) Class Song TUNE: SOLDIERS OF THE U. S. A. O Dear, O Dear, The Sophs are here, Just listen to our cheers. We are the class without a peer, We come from lands both far and near, Some hail from cities graced with spires And some from round-about, Others from lands far-famed but Just listen to our shouts. CHORUS You've heard our glad cheers and our motto dear Is "Truth Without Fear." We stand for all that's American, and the Blue and white of Wesleyan. Thus we hold to the above plus charity and love The Sophomore Regime. Of nineteen hundred eighteen Cries hurrah for the Blue and Gold. Countless sages through all ages Have proven that knowledge was power. So come right along and march with us Through the realms of wisdom's leafy bowers. And on we go with measured tread Our banners now unfurled We'll dip our pens in inky seas And write our names around the world. (54) FRESHMAN 1920-21 '22-'23-'24 '25 ? (55) [group photo captions] FRESHMAN CLASS. CLASS OFFICERS PAUL PAUSTIAN .......................................President ETTA HOFFSTEADT ...............................Vice-President EZRA BUEHLER ........................................Treasurer ESTHER WIPPERMANN ................................Secretary FRESHMAN ROLL Allinger, Lucy Bekeschus, Paul Bothe, Arthur Brandt, Maud Buehler, Ezra Bueltemann, Esmeralda Bueltemann, Loriene Deschner, John Friedli, Alfred Herzog, Bernice Hoffsteadt,Etta Hollmann, Frank Holt, Clarence Jacoby, Virgil Johannaber, Edna Jordan, Harry Martin, Clara Lampertz, E. J. Matthaei,Pearl Meinershagen, Clinton Meinershagen, Sara Neumeyer, Martin Nowak, Emanuel Paustian, Paul Poggenpohl,Esther Reid, Anna Rodekopf, Wesley Schlueter, George Schmidt, Alma Steininger, Edith Stroetker, Johanna Wippermann, Esther (56) The Freshman Class DURING the first week of school all were so busy matriculating and arranging their work that no one seemed to realize the presence of the members of the most illustrious class that has ever been organized in Central Wesleyan College, those of the class of 1919. However, on the night of the Students' Reunion, the entire student body, as well as the faculty was brought to realize the importance of this class when it came forward with its yells, which gave evidence of the talent of its members. The class was then composed of twenty-nine members ; since that time its enrollment increased to thirty-two. We have representatives from a number of the different states and also one from far away Germany. This class has been beset by the trials, ridicule and difficulties which are the usual lot of the Freshmen. For instance, the Sophomores, remembering their own difficulties and weaknesses of last year, out of the fullness of their heart as well as of their pocketbook, took it upon themselves to publish a set of rules regarding the actions and manners of the Freshmen. This latter class, however, unlike any other Freshman class, have proved themselves wide awake and past the childish stage in which the Sophomores supposed them to be. The class of '19 wishes to thank the class of '18 for its evident interest as it realizes that the Sophomores were obliged to sacrifice their picnic on account of the great amount of money spent in this project. The Freshman class picnic held on October 1, showed that our class had the proper social spirit. But the crowning social event of the year was the Freshman-Sophomore Banquet. Could one imagine anything more delightful than a large room decorated on every side with flowers and then in the center, under the soft glimmer of lights, a long table covered with snowy linen, set with costly ware and strewn with roses? About this are seated daintily dressed girls and dignified boys while beautiful music is played. Toasts are given by the guests while all join in the conversation and laughter. To introduce the members of the Freshman class properly would require reams of paper and all the big words in the dictionary. Perhaps the excellencies which characterize this class have not been clearly portrayed, yet some idea of the class is given. During its years in college it is hoped that the class of '19 will prove its worth. (57) Class Song There is a song that fills the air. Freshman class, Freshman class You always hear it everywhere Jolly Freshman class. In the day or in the dark You can hear the echo, hark! Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee, Upida, Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee i-da. It is so hard to put us down, Freshman class, Freshman class. And we are known all over town Finest Freshman class. For our colors clear and bold Rich Maroon and brightest Gold. Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee, Upida, Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee -da. On any old field or at our books Freshman class, Freshman class. It's very plain to him who looks Jolly Freshman class. That we're studious and flee; That we're pretty hard to beat Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee, Upida, Upidee-i-dee-i-da, Upidee i-da. Yell Shoo-Shoo-Shoo Here comes the thirty-two Sis-Boom Make Room! Freshmen Grand! Best in the land! Yea Wesleyan We are the class of nineteen! Rah!! (58) [Picture] Campus in winter (59) Just Jokes Prof. Vosholl in English V: Who was Erasmus? Answer:"He was the man who believed that the earth was the center of everything; and the planets and sun and moon revolve around it." Prof.: "That's the kind of an answer people put in the funny column." Miss Hoffstead to Prof. Spohrer: "May I change my laboratory period so I can work with Mr. Gruber?" Prof.: "Why, certainly! Har! Har! Prof. Frick in Astronomy-"Are the molecules of matter at rest at 273 degrees below zero?" Jack: "No, sir! It's so cold that the molecules have the chills and have to move." Miss Hildenstein, talking- to Mr. Chiles: "I had only a dozen pictures made, just for the members of my immediate family-my parents, brothers, and sister, Mr. Baenziger, Freda, and Lula May. Senior: "Are you in love with any particular young lady?" Second Senior: "You betcha!" Senior: "Is she in love with you?" Second Senior: "Why, certainly!" Senior: "Then she's not a particular young lady." Miss Schumacher to Mr. Gutekunst in Geology: "Now, what's the baby doing." Mr. G.: "Oh, nothing! You're supposed to kiss the baby." Bernice: "Sara, you ought to see my new gown." Sara: "What color is it?" Bernice: "Midnight blue." Clinton: "Oh! Gee! It must be a night-gown." Prof. Ott: "By what means does the paramecium effect its locomotion?" Mr. E. C. Buehler: "By means of its Easophogus." Teacher: "What is love?" Johnny: "Love is an itching of the heart you can't scratch." In Latin. Prof: Translate, rex fugit. Student: The King flees. Prof.: Perfect tense. Student: The King has fleas. In Geometry. Bob : The central angles are equal because the radiators of equal circles arc equal. Bill Meyer to his room-mate (after having gone with Doby a few times): Gee! Boy! I've found out that life is really worth living." It pains us deeply that some people arrive at such an age before they find the joy in living. (60) ACADEMY ACADEMY FRESHMAN SOPHOMORE JUNIOR SENIOR (61) [group photo caption] FOURTH ACADEMY CLASS. First Row, Left to Right-Miss Huck, Miss Muench, Miss Stroetker, Miss Johannaber, Koewing, Minor, Miss Irminger, Miss Hutcherson, Miss Justus. Second Row-Miss Messersmith, Miss Zimmermann, A. Polster, C. Knipmeyer, E. Knipmeyer, Engelbrecht, Miss Clark, Miss Moeller. Third Row-Schnadt, Schnarr, Reid, R. Polster, Jacobi, Miller, Bebermeyer, Maurer, Daniels. ACADEMY CLASS ROLL Bebermeyer, Edwin Clark, Lucy Coffman, Clarence Daniels,Fred Diekroeger, Leroy. Engelbrecht, Elmer Hallinar, Mildred Holt, Della Huck, Edna Hutcherson, Elizabeth Irminger, Grace Jacobi, Milton Johannaber, Emma Justus, Mary Knipmeyer, Clarence Knipmeyer, Elmer Koewing, Elmer Krueger, Sylvia Logan, Iva Maurer, Wesley Messersmith, Edna Miller, Charles E. Minor, Elmer Moeller, Esther Muench, Verna Polster, Arthur Polster, Raymond Reid, Jim Bill Schnadt, Clarence Schroeder, Frederick Snarr, Ruford Stroetker, Lottie Zimmermann, Dorothy COLORS Green and White FLOWER Narcissus MOTTO "By our efforts we hope to rise" (62) The Senior Academy ON THE DAY of organization, it was evident that the class of '18 would be a class of loyalty and spirit. Impartially and unselfishly the offices were bestowed upon the most capable members. Throughout the year these officers worked for the uplift of the class and went far beyond the performance of their duties. With such worthy leaders, elected by members who had absolute trust in them, our class was destined at the beginning to be well organized and loyal. As all well organized bodies are active, we have shown our activity in numerous ways. We did not hesitate to let students of Central Wesley an know that a Fourth Academy Class existed. The members of the class advertised themselves by wearing knitted caps woven in our colors, green and white. In academy athletics our class stood foremost, having in the academy basket ball team three star members, and the college squad has been lead to prophecy that one of these will be on the squad of '16-' 17. In literary societies and programs, our class was well represented, displaying exceptionally good talent. Along the line of social activities, we had several outings which were enjoyed bv all. So the Fourth Academy of '16 was well represented in all activities: athletics, intellectual and social. But the activities of this class give only the outward view to the observer. The real earnestness of the class can be seen in our motto, namely, "By our efforts we hope to rise." As the man runs his last lap in the distance run, ferventely, excitedly, with new life, gleaming eyes, and a hopeful vision, so we began the last lap in our academy course. From the first each felt that this was indeed another important step forward in our life. The class of '16 is the largest Senior Academy Class in the history of Central Wesleyan and promises to be the best, as each member has lofty ideals and that determination to win. (63) [group photo caption] FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD YEAR ACADEMY STUDENTS First, Second and Third Year Academy THE ACADEMY students realize that they have a task to perform and prepare diligently that they may be able to do this in the best way possible. They know that it will soon be up to them to take a share in the activities of the world, and by zealous study and hard work they are laying a foundation for their later life when difficulties confront them. They are trying to take the chance while they have it and get the best out of it. With great spirit and enthusiasm they do their work and thereby accomplish much, for "well begun is half done." The academy students of this year are bright and intelligent. They take part in all the different activities of C. W. C. Some are orators, others are musicians, still others are considered "sharks" in their various branches of work. They are well represented in the different leagues and societies, and are taking an active part in them. They not only exercise their minds, but they also exercise their bodies and take part in all athletics at C. W. C., for they know that a strong mind is hampered by a weak body. Several of the coming athletes of C. W. C. are academy members. It is evident that the academy students of this year are a very important bunch. Ey means of their ability they are a help to the other students and by means of their number and high ideals they advertise C. W. C. The college students will learn to look up to us and wonder at our accomplishments for we are going upward, onward, slowly but surely. (64) [group photo caption] PREPARATORY STUDENTS Sitting, Left to Right-Flora Means, Olinda Sabbert, Martha Jaspering, Ella Horstmann, Flora Backs. Standing-Wesley Roemer, Emma Myers, Benjamin Franklin, Edna Franklin, Everett DeGarmo. A Psalm of Life Tell me not in truthful accents Every girl can have a beau; There are some who never find them, Though they hunt them, high and low. Life is real, life is earnest; Matrimony is the prize. Yet not all who strive can gain it, Though they're witty, gay and wise. Lives of old maids all remind us We could make our lives sublime, If we'd try a little, harder At the right and proper time. In this world of work and battle No one wants to live alone; While we're young the game's much easier Than when precious youth has flown. Never miss a chance to sport, girls; Chances come and chances go; If one wants to make a date, girls, Never, never tell him "No." Let us then be up and doing, Waiting, watching for a man. And the first who comes to woo us Charm and catch him if you can. V M. (65) [group photo caption] COMMERCIAL STUDENTS. Sitting, Left to Right.-Miss Schoeppel, Minor, Prof. Davis,(Principal), Hollmann, Miss Stock, Standing-Ruge, Diehr, Lefholz, Happel, Karrenbrock, Miss Nieburg, Zerr, Tushhoff, Twente, Miller, Ryan. The School of Business IT IS OPPORTUNE to say a few words in regard to this Department. The Sadler-Rowe Budget System of bookkeeping is used. In selecting the system of accounting for use in the school that system was selected which is requisite to the most intelligent expression of the results of the business. This system permits each student to take up the work individually and to advance as rapidly as consistent with his acquirements. Practically all of the work is done under the personal supervision of the Principal, W. G. Davis, and each pupil is given individual instruction whenever necessary. Each student makes out, receives and uses all classes of business papers, uses college currency, opens his own bank account, and performs all transactions necessary for the conduct of an up-to-date business. Some class-work is done in order to fix firmly in the mind of the student those principles requisite to a thorough understanding of the work. The Gregg System of Shorthand is used in the stenographic work. Efficiency is the aim of this Department. Students are given thorough training in shorthand and typewriting. Actual stenographic work is done by the students for the President of the college and for the members of the faculty. They also have actual work in the newspaper offices and in various places of business in the city. Either course can be completed in a year, or the combined course in a year and a half. (66) ART ORATORY MUSIC (67) [group photo caption] ART STUDENTS. Sitting, Left to Right-Schnadt, Miss Hutcherson, Vieth, Miss Wengler (Theacher), Boehmer, Miss Goetz, Karrenbrock. Standing-Holt, Miss Williams, Engelbrecht, Miss Wahlers, Jacobi, Miss Riske, Heidtmann. Art Department ART is a means of expression. This course aims to train the student in the expression of line, mass, proportion, and color. Naturally this includes phases of Industrial or applied Arts as well as the Fine Arts. Art Structure and Design in a broader sense take up the study of rythm, symmetry, proportion, and balance, harmony of line, mass and color, so applied to textiles, book covers, and posters, costume, and pictorial representation. General principles are deducted from the study of type solids, vase forms, easts, buildings, and objects of nature such as grasses, flowers, birds, butterflies, trees, etc. For an example of this, take the butterfly. Its form is conventionalized. The conventionalized drawing is applied to designs in borders, in surface patterns, designs in circular areas, and in squares. In sketching from student poses, the following items are taken into consideration: position of a picture on the page, proportionate size of the model, action of the pose, and finally the working out of detail. Briefly the purpose of the course is to awaken in the student an appreciation of good designs, and to induce him to exercise an individual observation and expression of a broad and many-sided subject. (68) [group photo caption] THE ORATORY DEPARTMENT. The Oratory Department THE DEPARTMENT of oratory is rapidly increasing in numbers and in efficiency. The aim of this department is to give to those who take up any phase of the work, instruction that shall not only help them, but inspire them. It aims to enable students to correct bad habits of speech and form better habits; to train themselves in speaking before an audience, and to develop self-control, ease and power in speaking. The department provides for several courses, one year in the essentials of Public Speaking and a semester in each of the following-Intrepretive Reading, Debate, Oral Interpretation of Shakespearean Drama, History of Oratory, and Bible and Hymn Reading. Besides the class training there are excellent opportunities for private work. A four year high school course is required of every Oratory graduate and the amount of private work required to finish the course depends upon the pupil. Recitals were given throughout the year which gave all pupils a chance to appear before the public. This training is very helpful. A Junior recital and a Senior recital is required of every graduate. This year cuttings from "The Dawn of a To-Morrow", "The Music Master" and "The Girl of the Limberlost", were given by the Juniors and the Seniors in the department. The literary societies and the oratorical contest afford ample opportunity for putting into practice the instructions received in the Oratory Department. (69) [group photo caption] STUDENTS AND TEACHERS OF THE CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC The Conservatory of Music THE CONSERVATORY has had one of the most prosperous years in the history of the school. The number of pupils has been the largest yet, and the work in each department has been far above the usual. We have three Seniors in piano and one in voice. Ten Juniors have given their recitals and are candidates for the Senior Class of 1917. The standard in all departments has been raised so that our graduates are the equal of anything in the state. To prove this to a St. Louis audience, Prof. Eisenberg took four seniors to that city on April 14th, and gave them an excellent concert of piano and vocal music in the Musical Art's Hall, the seat of some of the best teaching in the city. This year we purchased one new grand piano and one upright. So many students have been taking more hours for practice that our supply of instruments, increased as it is, is inadequate. In addition to the pianos, a $200.00 Victrola was purchased for use in the vocal department. Occasionally a concert has been given the students with it. It has proved a valuable asset in our work. No school should be without one. We have done well, but we are looking forward to greater things: an enlarged conservatory building with more practice rooms and teacher's studios, more and better pianos, and a larger class of excellent students ever striving to reach that high ideal-the divine art of music. (70) "Squeaks and Thrills" A new music student, upon arriving at the studio to take her first music lesson, was asked by the director to play something for him. She shyly replied: "Oh! I don't like to." But after some encouragement on the part of her instructor, she said, "Well, I can play, "When I Wore A Tulip and You Wore a Big Red Rose." We are beginning to think that possibly a new "Ragged" addition will be added to our Conservatory of Music. Prof. Eisenberg in Glee Club.-"You must take a breath after tht word "keine." Prof. (After a moment): Oh, shoot! you fellows take a breath like an elephant drinks water." Prof. E. in History of Music.-"Miss K. what was the last opera that Wagoner composed?" Miss K.-"Why, it was a "comedy" entitled "The Holy Grail." Prof. E. correcting one of Miss B.'s exercises in Harmony. "Well, if this were dynamite it would blow you into the mouth of Hades." Miss B.-"Will you please speak a little plainer, I am not very familiar with the animal kingdom. March 1st, the day of Rose's Junior recital, Clinton was seen kneeling before her in the snow. I wonder why? A Musical Love Story This happened "Long, Long Ago." He met her in "Killarney" while: she was riding down the lane in "The Low-backed Car." Suddenly her motor stopped. "Oh dear, what can the matter be?" she cried. "Pardon me, madam, I'm Robin Adair' " spoke a voice from behind her, "Let me help you." "Ah," she said, and smiled, while he looked over the engine and said: "The gas is 'Absent,' 'We'd Better Bide a Wee.' " It was a beautiful night. The "Evening Star" was high in the heavens, when they were "Homeward Bound." "Let me Call You Sweetheart" he said. "My name is Kathleen Mavoureen' ", she replied, and that was the beginning of "Love's Young Dream." One day he said sadly, "I must go back to 'My ain Countree.' My regiment is called to the front, so 'Farewell, to thee, Farewell to thee.' " To this she sadly replied, "Good-bye, my Lover, good-bye.' " Then she went back to her old home on "The Beautiful Isle of the Sea" and waited impatiently with "The Old Folks at Home" for the return of her "Chocolate Soldier." Day after day she sat with "Heart Bowed Down" and thot of her bonnie .Scotch "Laddie" who was now "A Thousand Leagues Away." One day when she was waiting by "The Sad 'Sea Waves" along came Peter Grey" with a letter. "I hear you calling me" it read. "Come back to Erin" moaned Kathleen. Reading, she saw "I'll be with you when the Robins nest again," Then we will be married in the "Sweet Bye and Bye" and move to "America." Old "Peter Grey" shouted "Hurrah! It's the Dearest Spot on Earth to me." (71) [group photo caption] DOMESTIC SCIENCE GROUP Left to Right-Miss Wengler, instructor, Myrtle Smith, Flora Wessel, Elizabeth Kuecks, Mary Lee Williams, Elizabeth Schowengerdt, Lorla Ludwig, Elizabeth Hutcherson. DOMESTIC ART STUDENTS. Sitting, Left to Right-Lorena Nieburg, Bertha Goetz, Miss Wengler (Instructor), Elizabeth Hutcherson. Standing-Mary Lee Williams, Elizabeth Kuecks, Flora Wessel. (72) Domestic Science THE TWO DEPARTMENTS, Domestic Science and Domestic Art, are yet in their infancy. As the need of these courses gradually becomes realized, it is hoped many more future house wives will avail themselves of the opportunities they offer. The course in Domestic Science is confined not only to problems in cooking, study of foods, their manufacture, composition, preparation serving and nutritive value, but also to a study of household management, household efficiency, proper selection and purchases of food, materials and suitable combinations in menus and dietaries. A study is made of the ideal kitchen and its necessary equipments. Laboratory work includes the proper cookery of vegetables, fruits, cereals, eggs, milk, cheese, sugars, fats, breads, meats, salads and desserts. A little time is given to invalid cookery, laundering, making of the household budget, and serving meals. The Cottage has been the scene of several spreads, served by the girls of the class, and participated in by faculty members as well as students. As this is becoming a necessary and popular branch in other colleges, we are safe in forecasting for Domestic Science a bright future in Central Wesleyan. Domestic Art THE COURSE IN DOMESTIC ART is conducted by discussions and exercises, on home ideals, house sanitation, decoration, textile, sewing, dressmaking and drafting of patterns. A review of the elementary stitches and process is given before machine work is required. Garments are made from patterns drafted in class, beginning with the simpler drafts. No one system of drafting is encouraged ; however a simple system is taught which aims to give a girl freedom in recognizing the fundamental lines of the figure, to use a simple pattern for a foundation, varying it in many ways. Commercial patterns and methods of alterations are studied. A higher aim in both courses is to give dignity to the everyday household tasks, to train girls to do the work well and with efficiency, so that when they become home makers they will be able not only to perform daily tasks cheerfully and with ease but also to have time for other accomplishments such as music and dramatic art, painting and fancy work, modern languages and society. (73) [Picture] (74) BOOK II Organizations (75) [Picture] ORGANIZATIONS (76) [group photo caption] GOETHENIA SOCIETY. First Row-Miss Matthaei, Gugler, Miss Hoffstaedt, Baenziger, Miss Martin, Asmus, Miss Sinn. Second Row-Buthmann, Aydelott, Gruber, Schlueter, Johannaber, Miller. Third Row-Jordan, Buehler, Gaebler, Stullken, Neumeyer. Goethenia Oratorical Association DURING THE YEAR 1915-'16 Goethenia Oratorical Association has held high the literary standards for which she has always stood. Regular programs consisting of debates, orations, discussions, theses, and extemporaneous talks were held throughout the year. Goethenia has tried to do first class literary work. At the beginning of this school year the Association had twelve members. This number gradually increased to twenty-one. Four of these are young ladies who are seeking the best literary training available. Goethenia is a member of the Missouri Collegiate Oratorical Association and this year had the privilege of selecting the Secretary-Treasurer of the state association. Fred Gruber was elected, and accompanied to the State Oratorical Contest at Liberty, Mo., Paul H. Vieth, the winner of the local contest, for the Kriege prize. Of the six contestants who took part at home, four were active members of Goethenia. At Liberty, Mo., our representative won third place, showing that C. W. C. has in the future splendid chances of carrying off the state prize. This year the Association has also made much progress in debating There has been a number of good debates on the regular programs, and contracts have been signed for an intercollegiate debate between C. W. C. and Westminster College of Fulton, Mo., on May 5. This will be the first debate of its kind ever held at C. W. C. and we know that Goethenia will put forth her best efforts. Since the Intercollegiate Debaters are chosen only from Goethenia, every collegiate student should join our ranks, that we may have the best students to help win laurels for C. W. C. next year. F.G. '16, (77) Prize Oration TO TILL THE SOIL was the first mandate imposed on man by his environment. The demand is as old as the human race, for the need of food renders man dependent upon the soil. Human destiny and increase depend almost directly upon the food supply. Thousands of years ago it was discovered that conditions would be made easier by living in groups; the rural community was developed, and with it came the rural problem. The vigorous growth of nations has always gone hand in hand with a high regard for agriculture, while the decline of states has been the companion of luxury and a desertion of rural activities. In our day the commercial and capitalistic classes are inclined to regard agriculture as of secondary importance, because it employs a decreasing number of our people. But at no time in the history of the world has it been of greater importance. The soil furnishes four-fifths of all the raw material used in our manufactures, and over forty million of America's people live in rural communities. "The farmer and the farm must be the basis of every important achievement our nation makes, and the first care of that nation should be its rural people." (Ashby) Anything which affects their character, fortunes, intelligence, and modes of living must have an important bearing upon the nation in general The rural communities of our land must be served by efficient educational institutions. The training of the child involves the welfare of the entire state, and not merely a local section. The one-room district school has served a noble purpose, but is no longer adequate! Even though it is a rural institution its aim has not been agricultural efficiency and rural welfare, but a preparation for higher education. As a result many a boy, with promise of becoming a good farmer, is lured from the soil to become a misfit in some other profession. Nature surrounds the farmer with conditions well suited to develop character. She speaks to him in many languages: The unfolding of the year, the changes of the seasons, the beauties of the landscape, and the splendor of snow-decked fields and star-lit skies, but he sees them not, because his school has not fulfilled its function in opening his eyes to nature. He sees nature only in terms of economic value. The country child has a right to a knowledge of plant and animal growth, of the wonders and beauties of the great universe in which he lives, and of human welfare and social service; but his school gives it not. It is true, the rudiments of (78) education which the school imparts are of great importance to the rural child, but many things are given him which are foreign to his experience and environment, sending him out into life with few points of contact, a knowledge of the world which is circumscribed in amount and prejudicial in character, and a soul starved for want of development. But the crying need for better schools is accompanied by an equal need in the rural church. When religious beliefs decay, the social order associated with them most frequently decays also. This is a time when religious beliefs in the rural community are decaying, and for no other reason than that the church as not met the spirit of the times. To save souls is still the great business of the church, but besides this men demand of it many other functions. The rural church has not yet responded. The church of the future must be the servant of humanity. Not only must it minister to the spiritual welfare of the people, but the physical and intellectual life as well. No longer shall there be several denominations in a vicinity, struggling with each other for mastery, but one church, harmonious, satisfying, bound together by love toward God and service toward humanity. There was a time when the only qualification demanded of a minister was a knowledge of theology, but that time is no more. Too long has the rural church served as a stepping stone, the efficient ministers passing on to better positions, leaving behind a miscellany of experimenters and misfits. The reconstructed country church demands a pastor who has been specially trained for rural service,-a farmer as well as a theologian; a leader as well as an exhorter. He must know agriculture, and the social and economic conditions of farm life. He must not be a stranger in a far country, but one among those whom he is to serve. Under these conditions the farmer will co-operation, and the charge of paganism often brought against him will vanish. There is a third consideration in socializing the rural community. The life of the farmer and especially the youth of the farm is frequently barren and isolated because no community center has been developed for social intercourse. The community school is the solution. For many hours each day, and many days each year the school houses stand with closed doors and deserted playgrounds. Where the shouts of vicotry should be heard from the athletic field, where the applause of interested audiences should sound from the auditorium, where the ripple of merry laughter should proclaim the general air of fellowship, desolations prevails. The community school possesses common interests and is the best place to be used as a social center. Why let the youth yearn for adventure in the city, when his aspirations can be satisfied at home? The cry: "Back to the land!" must give way to a much saner cry: "Remain on the land!" It is a deplorable fact that the condition of public highways is often such, as to hinder social center activities. The (79) snow-bound days of Whittier are past, but frequently mud-bound highways, for good roads is once awakened, good roads will be forth coming. A live interest in a community center will in large measure bring about this desire. Many counties have an abundance of road building material, and all that is needed is an awakening from the lethargy of indifference. The social center for days at a time, offer an effectual barrier to traffic. But when the desire is a step toward a much needed organization among farmers. If he is to play his part in progressive civilization, the farmer must assert himself. The spirit of the age is co-operation but the farmer is not keeping pace. The "house raising" and "husking bee" have passed away, and individualism reigns in their place. The telephone and automobile furnish rapid communication, but social intercourse and an exchange of professional ideas among neighbors are almost unknown. Alas, for such a condition! The farmer, the base of our national life, should be the leader in securing the benefits of organization and co-operation. One of the fundamental causes for lack of progress in rural communities is the low level of ideals There is constant danger of self-satisfaction, stagnation. Economic ideals are held high, social ideals neglected. A passive interest in educational and religious affairs is the standard, and he who departs from the standard is looked upon with suspicion. The poetry side of rural life is not developed. But the personal fight for character, and the battle of the soul goes on. Perpetually then should the leader in the community hold before the eyes of men and women the vision of better ways, better conditions, better means of progress, closer brotherhood, -the vision of the kingdom of God within the soul and as a social structure. There is no place where this is truer than in the political realm. Because of our method of district elections, the rural district will long hold the balance of power at the polls. In order to perpetuate good government, a high ideal of citizenship must be developed, ignorance of politics overcome, indifference dispelled, and the dignity of the ballot proclaimed. Such is the social phase of the modern rural problem. Upon its solution depends the fate of a nation. Education, in the schoolroom and from the pulpit and lecture platform, is the ultimate solution. With the consolidated rural school of the future and the community church rests the outcome. There is no panacea for the problems, but a new rural civilization must be developed. A clear and high ideal for community life must be awakened, and the individual, independent elements brought into a coherent social group. When this is accomplished, our nation will rest on a firmer basis than ever before, with vigor and life flowing in abundant streams from the source of our greatness, the rural community. (80) [Picture] (81) [group photo caption] PHILOMATHIA SOCIETY. Philomathia Society THE PHILOMATHIA GIRLS have been working hard this year and have been rewarded by having their membership increased to twenty-three live active members. Miss Wippermann (Wipp). President. A real honest to goodness six-footer. Miss Koeneke (Eloise). A very lively senior piano artist Miss Ober (Sis). Star reader. A fiery black-eyed suffragette. Miss Meinershagen (Sadie). A very energetic dealer in "Posts" Miss Brockman (Elizabeth). A real nightingale who will forego the stage and footlights for the kitchen and the little blue range Miss Stroetker (Johanna) An unsurpassed Latin and German "shark" Miss Moeller (Esther). A dancing ray of sunshine. Miss Poggenpohl (Pud) My! but she's fat. And equally as good Miss Stroetker (Squirrelie). Very demure, sweet and silent. Miss Logan (Ivy) is the envy of many because of her rosy cheeks. Misses Bueltemann (Esmeralda and Loraine). Always together . Miss Davis (Roberta) has a strange liking for a certain "spider." Miss Messersmith (Edna) makes us all take part in the programs Miss Blattner (Genie) makes up a large part of our society. Miss Johannaber (Ella) is our shark in chemistry and cooking. Miss Wahlers (May) is a reserved and sedate young lady. Miss Bothe (Julia) was never known to be absent from a meeting. Miss Irminger (Grace) will be a teacher and a very gentle one, too. Miss Oney (Mary) is one our best hustlers. Miss Panwitt (Florence) has a knack for entertaining as a reader. Miss Reid, (Anna) is good natured, stout, and Jim Bill's sister. Miss Zimmermann (Just Dobe). (82) [group photo caption] GARFIELD SOCIETY. First Row, Leftto Right-C. Jacoby, Tuschhoff, Bakenhus, Gleize (President), Paustian, Nowak, Zimmermann. Second Row-O. Kettelkamp, Maurer, Chiles, Meyer, Wehrly, Tay, A. Kettelkamp. Third Row-Myers, Beck, Engelbrecht, Diekroeger, Aydelott, Grotewiel. Fourth Row-V. Jacoby, M. Jacobi, Sudbrock, Buchholz, Ahmann, B. Kettelkamp. Garfield Society IN THE last few years Garfield has made a history for itself and won many laurels. It has developed into an organization, lasting in character and resolute in purpose. Several plays have been given by Garfield in the last few years and these productions have shown the ability of the Garfieldians. This year the society surprised itself with a banquet, and the surprise was a complete success. New members have joined Garfield so that now the society has as many members as its constitution and by-laws permit. Gaining our twenty-six members was but one way in which we live out our motto, "Excelsior." The work which Garfield is trying to do and also is accomplishing is to give the young aspirants to literary fame an opportunity to realize their dreams. Even a genius must begin at the bottom of his line of activity and work upward and should such a creature appear in our midst we would give him as well as the rest of us a chance to develop. To be able to speak well in conversation is a splendid thing, but how much more admirable it is to be able to present well one's ideas to a large audience. To bring about this efficiency is the purpose of our training and the methods we are using are debates, theses, orations, and extemporaneous talks. We hope that the good work will continue. (83) [group photo caption] THE DEBATING CLUB. First Row, Left to Right-Miller, Koewing, Minor, Tuschhoff, Deschner, H. Miller. Second Row-Nagel, Hoech, Knipmeyer, Lischer, Schroeder, Polster, Twente, Mueller. The Academy Debating Club ALTHOUGH the Central Wesleyan Academy Debating Club was only three years old last April, it is proud of its record. Such words of commendation as these are appreciated: "The Central Wesleyan Academy Debating Club is the stepping stone to our other societies and organizations"; or "It is the training school of C. W. C.'s future debaters, orators and parliamentarians." It has proved itself worthy of such laudation, at least to a certain extent, for since its birth it has won each of the three challenge debates. Two of these debates were with Goethenia Oratorical Association. Another reason for gratification is that Mr. Paul Vieth, one of the club's charter members, won first prize as best orator of the five contestants at C. W. C. and ranked third in the State Oratorical Contest. Several of our other honorary members are leaders in the other literary societies, the Y. M. C. A., and other organizations of the College. Although the club has not given its regular number of public programs this year, it has been busy training its members, all of whom, with the exception of three, were new and inexperienced in literary work or parliamentary law. But after several months of practice in private programs, which consisted of debating, a mock trial, talks, and parliamentary drill, they gained confidence and decided to try for further laurels and challenged Garfield society to a public debate. May the shadow of Central Wesleyan Academy Debating Club never grow less. (84) [group photo caption] INTERNATIONAL PROHIBITION ASSOCIATION. Sitting, Left to Right-Meyer, Wurst, Miss Rinkel, Miss Irminger, Miss Kettelkamp, Allwell, Kettelkamp, Asmus (President), Koewing, Myers, Miss Koeneke, Miss Meinershagen, Miss Kettelkamp, Grotewiel, Gugler. Standing-Miller, Chiles, Megert, Schlueter, Rademacher, Jordan, Paustian, Buehler, Sabbert, Buchholz, Ahmann, Bakenhus Brandt, Baenziger, Gruber, Maurer. International Prohibition Association With faith in the inspiring vision of the future, the Inter-Collegiate Prohibition Association was formed to train leaders in colleges and universities for the campaign aginst the liquor traffic. This association has succeeded in this constructive program and has thereby won the commendation and support of all anti-liquor movements. It is now organized in thirty-five states. Each year there are four public speaking contests held: the local contest, the state contest, the inter-state contest and finally the national contest. Prizes ranging from $20 to $150 are awarded. The local association was formed in February, 1915, but not much was done until the opening of the present school year. A course in "Social Welfare and the Liquor Problem" was then secured with Dr. Weiffenbach as teacher; two prohibition teams whose duties are to aid in anti-liquor campaigns, wherever needed, were organized; programs in the local churches were given; and it is planned to hold street meetings when the weather permits in order to arouse local prohibition sentiment. The association is thirty-six strong and is directed by the following corps of efficient officers : President, Carl Asmus; Vice-President, Andrew Kettelkamp; Secretary-Treasurer, Elmer Koewing; Reporter, Patrick Allwell. Verily, though we rest in an ark, we look for "dry land." (85) YW CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATIONS YM (86) [photo caption] Y.W.C.A.CABINET. Sitting, Left to Right-Ella Johannaber, Mary Schumacher, Lulu May Schulze, Lydia Lotz. Standing--Elsie Bebermeyer, Agnes Frick, Malinda Hildenstein, Mary Messersmith Emma Sinn. Young Women's Christian Association FOR MANY YEARS the Young Woman's Christian Association has been an influence for good and for high ideals in Central Wesleyan College. We have tried to build up the organization in everyone of its departments by planning and working together for each other's interest and welfare. The programs each week have been especially interesting, instructive and inspirational. Several of the professors gave us helpful talks; Miss Frances Y. Smith, our traveling student secretary, and Miss Elizabeth McFarland, our executive secretary, were with us and gave us plans and ideas for our association. This year we have succeeded in getting nearly every girl in school interested in Y. W. C. A. and a great many have taken active part in discussional meetings. OFFICERS. President, Lulu May Schulze. Vice-President, Mary Schumacher. Secretary, Lydia Lotz. Treasurer, Mary Messersmith. (87) In February our programs emphasized the Jubilee of the Y. W. C. A. The Young Woman's Christian Association has lived for fifty years and has at the present time 343,000 members in the United States and 780,000 members throughout the world. We were fortunate in securing Dr. Abby Virginia Holmes of Omaha, Nebraska, for a series of three lectures on Social Hygiene. Dr. Holmes is not connected with the Young Women's Christian Association, but is recommended by the National Board for lectures of this kind. Great interest has been taken in Bible study and in Mission Study. The books used in Bible Study were "Student Standards of Action," Christian Standards of Life" and "The Meaning of Prayer." In Mission Classes we studied John R. Motts' "Present World Situation" and Sherwood Eddy's "The Students of Asia." These studies and our monthly mission programs have broadened our interest in the people across the seas. Our social chairman has not let our social, fun-loving natures go undeveloped. Bazaars and parties have brought about a feeling of good fellowship. Last summer we sent Lula May Schulze and Agnes Frick to our Western Student Conference at Estes Park, Colorado. They came back with a great deal of enthusiasm for Y. W. C. A. work in general, and with helpful ideas for carrying on the special phases of our work. We are planning to raise our Conference Fund to one hundred dollars again this year that we may be able to send two girls to Estes Park next summer. Six of our cabinet girls will not return next year, but we are confident that there are girls in school who will be able to carry on the work just as profitably as these girls have done in the past. Our prayer is that the Y. W. C. A. may continue to grow, and that God may strengthen in every association member the ability to perceive and interpret the Kingdom of Heaven on earth. (88) [group photo caption] Y.M.C.A. CABINET Left to Right, Sitting--Feodor Kattner, Fritz Layer, Clarence Aydelott, Ernest Buehler. Standing-Andrew Kettelkamp, Ira Chiles, Carl Asmus, Edw. Stullkon. Fred Gruber, John Aydelott. Young Men's Christian Association THE YOUNG MENS' CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION has, in a remarkable way during the past year, impressed the high ideals of Christian manhood upon the student body of Central Wesleyan. This work began in the Summer School when some of the members of the two associations made arrangements to hold regular association meetings for the benefit of the summer school students. The programs have been unusually good. Drs. Kriege, Weiffenbach, Stueckemann, Munz, Prof. Helmers and a number of students have been ourlocal speakers. Rev. Hunt and Mr. Edw. Card of St. Louis, Rev. Dinkmeyer of Wright City, and Rev. Riley of Bellflower were some of the out of town speakers. These men have discussed in an interesting way the great problems which a student meets in his efforts to develop symmetrical manhood. Much interest was taken by the students in these meetings, which is indicated by the fact that the average attendance throughout the year was sixty-six. The association has conducted four Bible Classes, two down town and two in the College Church. These classes have been under the direction of competent men and good results were obtained. More than fifty stu- OFFICERS President, Ernest M. Buehler. Secretary, Herbert Kriege. Vice-President, Clarence R. Aydelott. Treasurer, Fritz Layer. (89) dents have received instruction in the Bible and Christian work in one or the other of these classes. Regular Y. M. C. A. prayer meeting's were held in Eisenmayer Hall, on Thursday evening. These were well attended during the entire year; in fact, with but few exceptions, all the boys in the Hall attended regularly. In addition to these meetings prayer groups of three or four met at least once a week to discuss religious experiences and problems that arise in every boy's life. The members of these prayer groups derived much good from these meetings. The Association has carried on a number of other commendable activities. Several "stag" socials were given in which the physical and social sides of the student's life were considered. The boys always have a good time at these socials, because all formalities and duties are forgotten for the time being. Three Gospel Teams were sent out by the Y. M. C. A. These teams have given seventeen young men a chance to do real Christian work by carrying the Christ ideals into the surrounding community. It has also provided a training that will be of great value to them in the future. At the beginning of the year, the Association published and placed in the hands of every man in school the Y. M. C. A. Year-book. This book was the first of its kind published by the Association. Its purpose was to adapt the student to the college environment as quickly as possible It served its purpose well and paved the way for a membership campaign which resulted in giving the Association a membership of more than one hundred. The vice-president deserves much credit for this splendid record. These are a few of the activities of the Association during the past year. Upon carrying them out well depends the success of the Association. It was with this in his mind that the Y. M. C. A. began its work and now the Association can look back and say that it has been a vital factor in developing the physical, the mental, and the spiritual side of the men of C. W. C. F. G. '16. (90) [group photo caption] EPWORTH LEAGUE Sitting, Left to Right-Lena Friedli, Dorothea Addicks, Esther Wippermann. Standing-Prof. Walter A. Lemke, Herbert Kriege, John Aydelott. Epworth League THE EPWORTH LEAGUE of the College Church meets each Sunday evening at 6:45 o'clock in the church parlors. The League formerly conducted a half-hour devotional service in the main auditorium each Sunday as a preliminary to the evening church service. The plan of holding separate League meetings in the parlors in the basement of the church was inaugurated by the present cabinet, and has proved a success. Every Sunday evening the young people of the college and town meet with the Epworth League to listen to an inspiring address, and the other good things which the program committee provides. Because of the fact that the C. W. C. Christian organizations and Literary societies do much of the work that ordinarily falls to the Epworth League, the League confines its activities almost entirely to the devotional feature, although occasional social gatherings are held. (91) [group photo caption] Sitting, Left to Right-Miss Allersmeyer, Megert, Miss Myers, Schwietert, Miss Ott. Standing-Salzwedel, Lampertz, Miss Auf der Heide, Sonderegger. Student Volunteer Movement THE PURPOSE of the Student Volunteer Band has been presented to the entire student body more thoroly this year than perhaps in any previous year, and this publicity has enabled it to increase the number of members. Among the the students in general, too, there is a spirit of loyalty and cooperation in regard to the cause of missions We, the members of this band, are greatly inspired to notice that from time to time students from our midst sail for the foreign field as missionaries We have dedicated ourselves to Jesus Christ as living sacrifices in service for others, and if it is God's will, we snail be bearers of the glad tidings to lands across the seas. Psalm XCI proves to us that there is security for everyone who trusts in God. This is the promise which enables us to heed the command of Christ: "Go ye into all the world and preach the glad tidings to every creature." Our hope is that we may aid in breaking down the barriers and superstitions, especially of Mohammedanism and of Buddhism, in order that we may bring salvation unto those yet in darkness. We are aware that the call is for no small task, but we feel that only when we are doing His will can we enjoy life. With the thought that Jesus Christ is ever present and ever guiding our efforts, we are striving toward the goal which the great Mission Movement is endeavoring to reach, namely, "The world for Christ." H.O.M. '18. (92) [group photo caption] THE GOSPEL TEAM Sitting-, Left to Right-William Meyer, Clarence Aydelott, Herbert Kriege. Standing-Feodor Kattner, Clarence Schroeder. Gospel Team THIS TEAM puts into effect a new plan of action by conducting only week-end services. The purpose was to serve during a pastor's absence or assist a pastor when it was desired. As a result almost every Sunday with favorable weather saw the quintet away from C. W. C. Two services were held at each of six places; at one place three were held, and at another only one. The future schedule records four dates with ten services and a possibility of more to follow including returns to old places. Denominational lines vanish in this way of serving, the team itself being interdenominational in its composition. The meetings were conducted in the churches of Warrenton and the surrounding communities. For transportation, trains, autos, surreys and bipedal appendages were used, the freewill offerings paying the expense. It has been the joy of the team to have large audiences. The words of appreciation and the moist eye detected now and then, have been sufficient rewards to the boys for their efforts. To the team has been revealed the opportunity and joy there is in such work for the Christian layman, besides the pleasure of meeting always the best people of each community visited. (93) [group photo caption] GOSPEL TEAM Sitting.Left to Right-Paul Vieth, Carl Baenziger. Standing-Roy Gugler, Jacob Holm, Clarence Schultz, Henry Buthman. Gospel Team A COLLEGE GOSPEL TEAM is a group of students who unite their efforts in doing evangelistic work in small commmunities away from the college, during holidays or week-ends. We, six young men of Central Wesleyan, have organized a team with the above purpose in mind. Our programs consist of quartet singing, instrumental numbers, and talks. Messrs. Hohn, Ruthmann, Schultz and Gugeler compose the quartet. Besides singing it is expected of the quartet members to give talks, though this is more especially the work of Mr. Vieth and Mr. Baenziger. The messages we bring the people are not entirely for the purpose of saving unsaved souls, but also to encourage a more consecrated life of service among (he laymen in general. I feel confident in saying that our team was appreciated wherever it has gone. All our audiences have given us their undivided attention, and an interest was shown in our work. As a team, we must sacrifice some time for this work; but we feel well repaid, because we have the consciousness of having tried to do some good, because we have made new friends, and because we have become strengthened in our own Christian faith through this work. Roy E. Gugler (94) [group photo caption] GOSPEL TEAM. Left to Right-Gustav Winker, John Aydelott, John Deschner, Carl Gutekunst, E. Buehler. Gospel Team CENTRAL WESLEYAN feels proud that she can claim the distinction of having sent out the first College Gospel Team in Missouri. This work, so auspiciously initiated at C.W.C. in 1912 is being- carried on with ever increasing- zeal and enthusiasm. During the scholastic year 1915-'16, three teams were organized. The purpose of these teams is to conduct inter-denominational religious meetings in the neighboring- towns during vacations and week ends. The primary object is not to give theological discussions but practical, simple talks presenting- the fundamentals of a Christian life from the students' viewpoint. One of the greatest sources of blessing in this work is the visit to the shut-ins, especially the aged ones. To see these dear old people cheered by such a visit is ample pay for whatever time may have been spent in the preparation of a Gospel Team trip. And then there are the children's meetings. These too are very profitable. If the weather permits hikes with the children into the woods or a basket ball game takes place. In this way a delightful and a beneficial intimacy between the children and the members of the team springs up which can not fail but work for good. Gospel Team work demands the best in those who have the privilege to serve the Master in this way. May the men in this work willingly and gladly give their time and talents. If this spirit of deep consecration be present, limits to the good influence exerted by a Gospel Team can not be set. (95) [Picture] (96) [group photo caption] THE COLLEGE ORCHESTRA The College Orchestra MUSIC HATH CHARMS to soothe the savage breast" is often heard and we do well to believe this saying. It is for this reason, very likely, that a certain animal, noted for its howling-capacity, wears a brass band around its neck. This thought contains more than sarcasm; there is a deep underlying truth in it. Mice and elephants, spiders and birds share with man the power of music. We might include the student also. Music moves us, and know we not why! Yes, we know, it is the language of the emotions. It is claimed that students are more than anything else intellectual, and yet how they enjoy a musical feast, especially when prepared by the College Orchestra. Under the able leadership of Director Eisenberg, the eighteen instruments bring the air vibrations into such a commotion that their harmonies are medicine to the troubled heart. The ten violins take leading parts, the profundo basso gives the foundation. The soft beautiful notes of the flute, the rich penetrating tone of the clarinet, the mellow baritone of the viola, the massive alto cornet, the broad, powerful trombone, the drum, the instrument of the battle field: they all unite in the wonderful combinations that make the melodies and harmonies so beautiful and effective. One must never expect too much of a College Orchestra, because the members are usually not professionals and are together for a short time only. But Prof. Eisenberg knows how to develop the hidden powers, and the concert proved that his efforts were not in vain. There is no other recreation that so elevates and inspires the soul as music. It is the prophecy of what life is to be, the rainbow of promise translated out of seeing into hearing. (97) [group photo caption] THE COLLEGE BAND Sitting, Left to Right-Schultz, Rademacher, Engel, Brink,(director), Jacoby, Zimmermann. Standing-Miller, Kettelkamp, Vieth, Paustian, Schueneman, Minor, Miller, Meyer, Nowak, Friedli. The College Band THE COLLEGE BAND has always aroused a keen interest among the students as well as among the people of the community. Last year some of our most valuable members left us, but these vacancies are very ably filled by others. Our number is now sixteen, and each section is strongly represented by competent players. Several new players will have been added to our ranks before the year is up. So far, we have played for every basket ball game of the season, with the exception of one, and have furnished the greater part of the music at the students mass meetings. Besides this the band furnished the music for Warrenton's two day street fair. On the second of March the band was again called down to the court house to play for the Republican District Convention. Several lawn concerts are to be held shortly before Commencement These will take place on the campus at least once every two weeks. Of course, there are some "knockers", but no one has ever been known to profit by "knocking". Lets not "knock" the band but boost it and give to the boys who come twice a week for rehearsal some encouragement. (98) [group photo caption] THE COLLEGE QUARTET. Left to Right-Allen Brink, Jacob Hohn, Clarence Schultz, Ernest Schuenemann. Apollo Male Quartet FOR MANY YEARS Central Weslcyan has been noted for her fine male quartets. This year the standard is still held high by the Apollo Male Quartet. Altho young as an organization this quartet has made for itself a good name. One of the members, Jacob Hohn, has the honor of having been first tenor on the College quartet for the past five years. Clarence Schulz has also had a few months experience on the college quartet before this year. Allen Brink and Ernest Schuenemann, although not raw material, are new members of this quartet. These four young men possess good voices and have been successful in blending them, producing that sweetest of all music-the singing of male voices. The quality of songs, the closeness of the harmony and the unity of spirit and feeling evidenced by this organization indicate a large amount of diligent and persistent practice, and practice is necessary for a quartet, no matter how good the individual voices. This organization's popularity is shown by the full houses that appear upon the announcement that the Apollo Male Quartet will sing. Since all the members of this organization are expecting to be at Central Wesleyan again next year, we predict for them a still larger measure of success. (99) [group photo caption] COLLEGE GLEE CLUB Sitting, Left to Right-Hohn, Rademacher, Prof. Eisenberg, (director), Brink, Maurer. Standing-Meyer, Buthmann, Schuenemann, Kriege, Gutekunst, Schultz, Miller, Gugler, Kettelkamp, Aydelott. The Glee Club THE OLYMPIC GLEE CLUB has made a splendid record for itself this year. The concert here at home was well attended and all who heard the boys spoke in glowing terms of their singing. In addition to this concert, others were given in Wellsville, St. Charles, and Wright City, Mo. At all of these places, the clubs singing was well received and everyone seemed delighted to have had us in their city. Next year we hope to make one or two tours of a week's duration, and to pass far beyond our present possibilities. The Club is composed of the best talent among our male students and is limited to twenty members. It affords an excellent opportunity to young men with good voices and some knowledge of music to become adept in male chorus work and to broaden their powers of interpretation. Any old student reading this is invited to get together a big crowd in his town, work up a good guarantee, and send the club word to come right along and sing for the delectation of his cohorts. We'll not fail him, provided the guarantee is large enough to cover the club's traveling expenses and the members thereof can find a crust to munch and a place to sleep while sojourning with the said booster of his Alma Mater. Boys, get busy if you want the everlasting gratitude from the young "hopefuls" now at Central Wesleyan. J. C. E. (100) [group photo caption] THE COLLEGE CHORUS. The College Chorus PERHAPS THE ONE outstanding feature of the chorus this year is to be found in the quality rather than in the number of the voices. The regulation of the Music Director that all the members of the Church Choir and the Men's Glee Club must form the nucleus of the Chorus has had the effect of bringing in, and keeping in the Chorus the best voices of the College. The ruling of the Faculty that no student should be allowed to belong to more than two musical organizations, except by special permission, cost the Chorus a few good voices that otherwise would certainly have been in with us. The first work studied was Niels W. Gade's "The Erl King's Daughter." It was given on the night of the 22nd of December. Old Boreas had taken full charge of the weather and one of the worst storms of the season was on. A very select audience, however, listened to that program, and none of those present, I am sure, will ever forget the eerie, bird-like tones of Miss Eversmeyer, as the Erl King's Daughter, or the full ringing voice of Miss Brockmann, who represented the Mother of Sir Oluf while Prof. Hohn as Sir Oluf, with trumpet tone and martial air fairly carried us all with him on his wild ride through the night. The Chorus is now preparing for its annual Commencement Concert "The First Walpurgis Night" by Mendelssohn. The work of the year has been unusually well supported by the steady, inspiring accompaniments of Miss Eloise Koeneke, and as for the Director-Oh well, 'Nuf said. C. L. W. (101) BOOK III Athletics (102) [cartoon captions] ATHLETICS BASKET BALL TENNIS SPRING TONIC TRACK (103) [group photo caption] THE ATHLETIC BOARD. Sitting, Left to Right-Herbert Kriege, Miss Plaehn, Clarence R. Aydelott. Standing-Coach Lemke, Dr. E. Weiffenbach. Value of College Athletics C. W. C. IS NOT suffering from acute athletic mania. The athletic development here has not been spasmodic or phenomenal. This normal growth is due to wise and sympathetic co-operation of trustees and faculty, to the splendid leadership of our athletic directors, and to the remarkable loyalty of the student body. The desire above all others from the viewpoint of a sane educator is that athletics serve as a means to promote scholarship and efficiency. 2. Athletic sports are for the welfare of the many. Bodily health is the foundation for a life of study and of service. C. W. C. has an enviable record in as much as athletic benefits are not for the favored few, the college team, but are participated in and enjoyed by the majority of our students. Think of it, twenty basket ball teams, 14 boys' teams and 6 girls' teams engaged in inter-collegiate and inter-class games. Such games do not require much time nor expense. Our inter-collgiate record is limited to few contests because of geographic and other reasons. (104) 3. One of the most serious problems in some schools is that of Athletics. C. W. C. has been fortunate in the absence of underhanded methods or athletic trickery. A high sense of athletic honor and honesty has been developed and maintained. We desire, of course, to win, to carry oft athletic honors, but our greatest desire is to win honorably and fairly, or not at all. A college must teach honesty and honor. C. W. C. demands of the members of its team to acquit themselves like men. College Athletics affords splendid schooling for honesty. 4. Athletic games, if properly supervised, inculcate and develop not only the sense of honor and honesty, the spirit of co-operation and sportman-ship but also help the administration in the control of the student body. Physical exercise is necessary for good health. Athletic sports are a splendid vent for surplus energy and reckless courage, which otherwise might lead to disorder and excess. 5. A prime need of our day is loyalty to good causes. Colleges need loyal men, college athletics are splendid sources of college loyalty. The co-operation taught by team work is of tremendous value for life. To subordinate individual glory to that of our squad, to look upon one's own work as a part of a larger task is excellent training in being true to one's cause. Whatever may be your opinion of college athletics, you certainly can not deny that when enthusiasm has converted normal and sober, sedate and intelligent individuals into a howling, shrieking and dancing mob, college spirit is drawing tighter the cords that bind the student to the school. 6. We need money for many excellent purposes. Economy is practiced in every department. Gym expenses for light and heat are, perhaps, high, but it is money well spent. Our young people need recreation, a place to congregate beside the lecture room and society hall, the campus and the church. God forbid, that on account of a few dollars we force them to the streets or worse places to find recreation and play. God speed the day, when -comparatively speaking-less value is placed upon saving a dollar or a thing or a building and more value upon saving our boys and girls. The marked difference and improvement since the Gym has been built in regard to loafing is favorably commended upon by our business men. 7. Athletics and Religion make a splendid team. This is the conviction of our best athletes. Often athletics open the way to a youth's heart, when other approaches have failed. C. W. C. favors athletic students, saints with red blood as leaders in religious work. The college needs them, the world admires them and God surely loves them. 8. College Athletics, of course, have also another side. But thanks to inspirational leadership, we've seen little of it in late years. The undersigned, with others, has watched with zealous eye and parental affection over the Athletics of C. W. C. and hopes and prays that Athletics may never be anything but a factor for the development of the noble traits of our students. E. W. (105) [Picture] CWC 1915-1916 VanMiller PORTRAITS STL (106) Basket Ball Review When the timekeeper fired the shot that ended the Kemper game on March 3rd, the curtain dropped on one of the most successful basketball seasons in the annals of Central Wesleyan. Although having played together for two seasons, the 'Varsity squad more than fulfilled the expectations of the crowds, and, by playing sterling ball all season, piled up a record of ten victories and four defeats. On looking over the work of the team during the past season, the observer is struck with the aggressiveness shown by the Central Wesleyan team. Coupled with this fighting spirit was a fine smooth system of passing and a scoring punch that rolled up a total of 511 points in fourteen games. Our team seldom resorted to a rough, close-guarding game, but usually depended on its own sheeting ability to keep its opponents on the defensive. The open passing game of our boys was beautiful to see, and the team received many compliments during the season on its clean playing. The captain of the 1915 squad, and the only man to play in all fourteen games on the schedule, was Otto Beck. "Old Stand-by's" position is that of defense guard. His work was often the feature of the game, when some well-meant formation of the opposing team came to a sudden end as Beck made a clever attack, intercepted the ball and passed it out of danger. Beck's running-mate at the guard position was John Grotewiel. "Grote," because of his speed and scoring ability, was really cut out for a forward's job, but due to the lack of guards in school this year, he was drafted for a guard position and performed creditably all season at advance guard, he was the most finished dribbler on the team. The position at center was filled by Ernest Buehler, a veteran of three seasons, and Bismark Zimmermann. Buehler, or "Shorty," began this season's work where he left off last spring, and played a great game until injury forced him out of the line-up about the middle of the season. "Biz," who had been cavorting at forward, was shifted to center, and he made good there. Tall and rangy, he has the ideal build for a basketball player, and he displayed the best floor form of any member of the team. He also led in the number of field goals, scoring forty-one baskets in ten games. Eddie Polster, as right forward, was usually the key to Wesleyan's offense. This boy was a bear at recovering the ball in a floor scrimmage, an expert at passing, and he could shoot from any position or angle. The team boasted of three other forwards, of class: Meinershagen, Jacoby, and Art Bolster. "Ruth" Meinershagen, always graceful and skillful in the game, played in ten games and dropped in thirty-three goals. Jacoby, (107) in his first year as a regular, played a strong, clever game all winter, contributing forty field goals. He had more brawn and stamina than the average player, and was always in the thick of the fray. Art Polster, who held down the sub-position very acceptably, gives promise of being a star in next year's aggregation. How the Central Wesleyan team will line up next year is difficult to say at this time. It is probable that several members of the squad will not be in school then, and it may be necessary to build an entirely new team to replace this year's crack quintet. However, the basketball league (the scrub league) is developing lots of material, and it should not be very difficult to develop a team next year that will keep up Central Wesleyan's great record in this popular indoor sport. The team's record for the season: December 11 C.W.C. 52 Co. H. of St. Louis 23 18 C.W.C. 22 Kirksville Osteopaths 35 January 8 C.W.C 28 Co. A, 1 Reg. M.N.G. 23 21 C.W.C. 48 Christian University 18 22 C.W.C. 30 Christian University 17 27 C.W.C. 55 Missouri M.A. 28 28 C.W.C. 44 Christian Bros. College 14 31 C.W.C. 23 Rolla Miners 25 February 8 C.W.C. 26 Kemper 25 15 C.W.C. 57 Missouri M.A. 40 19 C.W.C. 31 Springfield Normal 61 21 C.W.C. 23 Rolla Miners 46 26 C.W.C. 45 Wentworh 16 March 3 C.W.C. 27 Kemper 23 ____ ____ 511 394 Scoring Statistics Games Field Free Points Goals Throws Scored Zimmermann 10 41 3 85 Polster, Ed. 12 47 .. 94 Jacoby 11 40 51 131 Meinershagen 10 33 .. 66 Grotewiel 13 29 20 78 Buehler 10 21 .. 42 _____ 512 (108) [Picture] (109) [Picture] "IN ACTION" (110) [Picture] (111) [Picture] (112) Basket Ball League TWELVE TEAMS were ready to start in the College Basket Ball League when the schedule opened on November 1st, and all the teams survived the season's hard grind. The League has become an important factor in Central Wesleyan basket ball, inasmuch as it furnishes the material for the 'Varsity squad. Of this year's college squad, five members received their preliminary training in the C. W. C. League. Furthermore the League furnishes exercise and recreation for some seventy or eighty fellows each winter. Because there were delays and some happenings which could not be prevented, the schedule could not be played out, and so it is impossible to say which team would have carried off the first honors. At least this much may be said that the Cardinals, Tigers, Royals and the Collegians played basket ball in such a fashion as to deserve the championship. So the various teams will be discussed briefly, not in order of their basket ball ability, however. The Remnants were the only team that played out their full schedule of twenty games. They succeeded in beating the Dodgers and Blues. Among the Remnants were Engelbrecht, Mueller, H. Miller, M. Diekroeger, Ahman, Iserman, and Elliott. The Kaisers were not as rambunctious as William II, but they did make quite a showing and noise. This bunch consists of Esra Buehler, Captain, Buthman, Gugler, Baenziger, Neumeyer, and Buchholz. The Federals, nearly all Academy boys, played some very good games. L. Diekroeger, Schrantz, Buschmann, Brandt, Wippermann and Daniels made up the roster of the Federals. The Tigers, this year, had three of last year's squad men on their lineup. Schuenemann and Friedli played forward, Kriege center, and Brink and Paustian guards. The line-up of the Blues included Koewing, Schlueter, C. Schroeder, Megert, Bekeschus and Chas. E. Miller. The last named was also Captain of the Millers, who played practice games with many of the League teams. The Millers started with Chas. E., Wes, Art, Herbert and Les Miller, but later added Maurer and Kuecks. The Royals were composed of Art and Ray Polster, Hoech, Bebermeyer, and Tuschhoff. The scoring ability of each man was the strong feature of this team. The Nationals presented a husky appearance on the floor and succeeded in winning about one-third of their games. Their line-up included W. Karrenbrock, H. Karrenbrock, Happel, Knipmeyer and Kuecks. The line-up of the Cardinals included Vieth, Gaebler, Wes Miller, J. Aydelott, Bothe and Holt. The men showed good individual playing and made a very good record for themselves. The Collegians showed what a heavy team could accomplish. All the fellows were college students. Gruber, Layer, Sudbrock, Deschner, Nothdurft and Kattner composed the line-up. The Dodgers made their good name with their passing. The team, under the leadership of Minor, consisted of Johannaber, A. Deschner, F. Schroeder and A. Tuschhoff. The Newcomers, made up of Zerr, Meyers, Ferguson, Coffman and Gaebe, played a good game for a new team. (113) [Picture] PLEASANT MEMORIES (114) [group photo caption] BASEBALL TEAM Sitting, Left to Right-Beck, Grotewiel, Coach Lemke, Ryan. Standing-Layer, Meinershagen, Zimmermann, Schultz, Heidtmann, Polster, Friedli. Base Ball Baseball in a small college usually represents a financial loss, and C. W. C. is no exception to the rule. Consequently, we have not given our great national game the attention which it deserves. In spite of this handicap, 1915 found a Central Wesleyan baseball team in the field, which, although it failed to pile up a great number of victories, made a creditable showing. Greater things are expected of this year's team, and six intercollegiate contests, as well as games with the surrounding town teams, will be played. Nearly all of last year's nine are in school this year, and should form the nucleus of a strong team. For the battery work, Beck, Ryan and Heidtman are again on the job. In the infield, Grotewiel, Friedli and Meinershagen have already won their baseball "W's"; and outfielders Layer, Polster and Zimmermann will again cavort in the outer garden. Among the new men who will try for places on the nine are Paustian, Brandt, Ahman, Schultz and Schnadt. (115) [group photo caption] TRACK TEAM. Sitting, Left to Right-Brink, Kriege, Buchholz. Standing-Schuenemann, Buthmann, Buehler, Meinershagen, Lemke, (Coach). The Track Team INTEREST IN outdoor track work, which has been dormant for a year or two, has been aroused this spring. Recent improvements have been made upon the athletic field and we now have a hundred and ten yard straight-away, twenty feet wide, with a good deep under bed. The 220 yard course, about ten feet wide, has likewise ben improved. This gives the young hopefuls who aspire to track fame a chance to word out in spite of inclement weather. So far, at least two outdoor meets have been scheduled-one of these (116) being with our old rival, McKendree College of Lebanon, Illinois. This meet will take place on May 6th, and three weeks later the State meet will be held at Tarkio. Another feature, which is always of great interest to our school, is the C. W. C. individual meet, held during the commencement festivities. Among the men who will be depended upon to win points for the Blue and White this spring are Brink and Buehler in the sprints; Schuenemann, Aydelott and Winker in the distance runs; Kriege, Buthman, Buehler, Brink and Meinershagen in the jumps; Kriege and Polster in vaulting; and Buchholz, Hollman and Nowak in the weight events. With these men back on the job and with good prospects for new material, C. W. C. should have no difficulty in trouncing her rivals. One of the greatest attractions of last season was the indoor meet for the individual honors. A handsome silver loving cup was donated by the Citizens' Bank of Warrenton as first, prize to the winner, who must however win it twice in succession before it becomes his permanent posession. The 1915 meet was won by Allen Brink with Herbert Kriege second. This year the tables were turned, Kriege carrying off the cup, with Brink second. Both meets were closely contested. In the 1915 meet two college indoor records for Missouri were made: Buehler's high jump of 64 inches and Kriege's standing broad jump of 9 feet 10 inches. In this year's meet three of last year's records were broken and some excellent indoor marks were established. The following records were made in the 1914-15 indoor work. The 1916 outdoor record will be found on page 126. INDOOR MEET HIGH JUMP First, Kriege, 5 feet 3 inches; second, Ernest Buehler, 5 feet 2 inches, third, Schuenemann, 5 feet. SHOT PUT First, Buchholz, 36 feet, 8 inches; second, Kriege, 36 feet, 5 inches; third, Brink, 33 feet, 9 inches. SPRINGBOARD JUMP First, Brink, 7 feet, 3 inches; second, Ernest Buehler, 7 feet, 2 inches; third, Kriege, 7 feet, 1 inch. STANDING BROAD JUMP First, Kriege, 9 feet, 11 inches; second, Brink, 9 feet, 5 inches; third, Ezra Buehler, 9 feet. POTATO RACE First, Ernest Buehler, 28 1-5 seconds; second, Brink, 28 2-5 seconds; third, Schuenemann, 29 1-5 seconds. (117) The Tennis Court Three splendid tennis courts offer ample opportunity to Central Weselyan students to enjoy this popular summer pastime. Over one hundred students hold tennis tickets which entitle them to the use of the courts, and the tennis courts present a scene of bustling activity while the season is on. Bad weather interfered seriously with tennis activities last spring, but this year will see several tournaments on our courts. C. W. C. will probably meet Eden Seminary of St. Louis in a tennis match as a commencement week attraction. The local tournament will begin early in May, the college having donated a silver cup for the winner of the single tournament. Herbert Kriege and Biz Zimmerman will probably represent C. W. C. in tennis this spring. These two men outclass the remaining tennis aspirants, although there are a number of embryo McLoughlins and Johnsons in the school. Academy Basket Ball The 1916 Academy basket ball team was one of the fastest quintets that has represented the preparatory department in recent years. Losing but one game out a schedule of seven played is certainly an enviable record. The Academy team owed much of its success to snappy passing and individual scoring ability. Captain Art Polster was probably the classiest player on the squad, but Buschmann, Hoech and Ray Holster gave him a hard race for scoring honors. Bebermeyer and Tuschhoff played the guards. The team's schedule for 1916 was as follows: C. W. A. 31 New Haven 30 at New Haven. C. W. A, 19 Troy 31 at Troy. C. W. A. 72 Howcll 10 at Warrenton. C. W. A. 34 Wentzville 16 at Warrenton. C. W. A. 49 Troy 9 at Warrenton. C. W. A. 31 Wellsville 15 at Wellsville. C. W. A. 31 Orphan Home 14 at Warrenton. (118) [Picture] GYM CLASSES (119) The Boys' Gymnasium Many of the students of our college have taken the opportunity this year to develop their bodies through vigorous gymnastic exercise. Mr. Wurst, the gymnastic instructor of two years ago was called again to serve, and proved himself equal to the task. Those desiring gym work were divided into a first and second class The first class was taken through a series of vigorous callisthenics consisting of arm, leg and neck, back and shoulder movements. Deep breathing was practiced with good results. Much time was spent on the form and uniformity of movements. As the work developed introductory stunts on parallel bars, rings, and trapeze were practiced. The second class consisted of the veterans of the year previous. They spent their time performing upon rings, mats, parallel bars, trapeze, and horizontal bar. Some of these stunts were very difficult, but under the able direction of Mr. Wurst, muscles were developed and hardened to the work in hand. We all enjoyed the year's exercise and were sorry when it came to an end. P. J. A. OUTDOOR RECORDS 100 yard dash, Brink, 10.2 seconds. 220 yard dash, Brink, 23.5 seconds 440 yard dash, Kriege, 57 seconds. One-half mile run, Schmidtke, 2: 17 seconds Mile run, Schmidtke, 5 : 02. Discus, Buchholz, 102 feet. Shot-put, 16 pounds, Buchholz, 33 feet. Pole Vault, Kriege, 10 feet. Runniag broad jump, Brink, 20 feet, 2 inches. Running broad jump, Brink. 20 feet, 2 inches. Low Hurdles, Buehler, 28 2-5. High Hurdles, Buehler, 17 2-5. The Girls' Gymnasium The interest exhibited in athletics for the girls in Central Wesleyan has been greater this year than any year previous. No doubt this is due to the careful instruction which the gymnasium classes receive from Miss Plaehn. So many girls took part in basket ball that six complete teams were organized. Saturday mornings were devoted to the playing of schedule games. Several preliminary games were also played by the girls. The enrollment of the gymnasium classes was larger than heretofore. The work consisted of drills, calisthenics, exercises for the development of grace and freedom of movement, etc. Quite a little attention was given to out-of-door exercises, such as tennis, cross-country walking, etc. The fifty-six girls who were interested enough in their own welfare to take up this work enjoyed it and profited thereby. (120) BOOK IV German (121) [Picture] GERMAN (122) [Text in German] (123) [Text in German] (124) [Text in German] (125) [Text in German] (126) [Text in German] (127) [Text in German] (128) [Text in German] (129) [Text in German] (130) [Text in German] (131) [Text in German] (132) [Text in German] (133) [Text in German] (134) [Text in German] (135) [Text in German] (136) [Text in German] (137) [Picture] On Their Way The Threshing Crew The Goal 21 Miles to Marthas-ville Arrived and satisfied Student Pranks All Set (138) BOOK V Miscellaneous (139) [Picture] MICELLANEOUS (140) [note handwritten on top margin] Doby's Suitor's Schedule Before Breakfast All Dates Open as Yet ? 11 to 12 Tuesdays Thursdays Otto Beck 1 to 2 all week Carl Gutekunst 2 to 3 " " Fritz Layer 3 to 4 " " Class 4 to 5 " " Herbert Kriege 5 to 5 30 " " Emmanuel Nowalk 6 to 7 " " Chourse [Chores?] 7 to 8 " " Orchestra 8 to 9 30 " " Bill Meyer After Church and all Special Occassions Col' Boots Buthman Buchholz Free After Church Choir Board of Justification Johannaber & [name illegible] Just Jokes In French class, Eddie translating:Le front boisse. She kissed her own forehead. How is it possible? Brandt in Trig: What is a lune? Prof. Frick: The part that is left after you eat a piece of watermelon In Brink's tailor shop may be seen the following sign, "We dye for others, why not let us dye for you?" Schune : Prof, get something really silly for our concert. Prof. Eisenberg:I have something real silly alright, something so silly that when I read it I felt like a 6-months-old baby slobbered in my ear Mr. Gotthilf Wurst has been trying to train his mustache to stand up-right by putting library paste on it every night upon retiring, and when he is studying in his room. If patience and hard work will play any part in the success and progress of his mustache he should have a very good one. In Biology. Prof. Ott: A plant stores up food for its own benefit, not for the benefit of human individuals. Mr. Ezra Buehler: How about a seedless watermelon? Who is Barbara Worth? Mr. J. Aydelott: She's the girl I used to go riding with. Mr. Gutekunst: Oh yes, she's the one who stuck her gray head out of the window and said: "Shoot, if you must this old gray head!" (141) The Old Trails Road THIS CELEBRATED HIGHWAY, is a link in what is destined to be one of the greatest Highways of America, the National Old Trails Road, from ocean to ocean. It is marked thru Missouri by the national colors, red, white and blue. It is the "Old Trail" along which immigrants came and settled all through Central Missouri, and by their toil amid hardships and dangers, won a new state from the wilderness. They brought with them their political institutions, and their love for home, liberty, learning, and enlightenment. Along this once "Old Trail" we now find beautiful farms, towns and villages with their churches, schools and colleges where once roamed wild beasts and dusky savages. So numerous have colleges become on this highway that it has been designated by Prof.T. Berry Smith, in verse, as "The College Route." Our college buildings are located on both sides of this great highway, and, in favorable weather, autmobiles from the far east and west are seen passing almost daily, the tourists getting an introduction to C. W. C. and our beautiful campus. Granite markers of the early stage coach stations, erected by the Daughters of the American Revolution, mute reminders of the early days, trials and struggles, are the mile stones which mark the progress of civilization from a wilderness to the now splendid commonwealth of the great State of Missouri. "Old things have passed away" and the new envolve the mind and delight the soul of man. May C. W. C. and the "Old Trails Road" go on, and on, and be a joy forever. Suggestions for the Alumni Banquet Menu in 1924 A Fourth Academy suggestion to the First Academy Class for their Alumni Banquet in 1924: Chinch Bug Boullion. Spider-face on crackers. Mosquito gibblets with gnat brain dressing. Ant-ears on cracked ice. Fake elephant teeth with rough-on-rat biscuits. Juniper weed and Poofer bug salad. Escalloped Elephant. Cat-fits on toast Grasshopper hoofs on sliced snow. Melted icicle juice. (142) Estes Park Estes Park, Colorado, August 30, 1915. Dear Cabinet Girls :- Good times out here! Well, I should say! I can't begin to tell you all about them. Our trip out here was so much fun. We Missouri girls had our own railway coach from Kansas City to Fort Collins, Colo., and you can imagine the rest. My, what fun we did have! I had often been told that Estes Park is the beauty spot of all Colorado and now I know it. The 40 mile auto trip from Fort Collins to the Camp, through Big Thompson Cannon took nearly six hours and it will never be forgotten by either one of us. Nor will we forget the massive walls of rock rising on either side of us and deep down beside the roadway the rushing mountain stream with its torrents and falls. We crossed this stream eighteen or twenty times on our way to Estes Park. Upon our arrival at the Camp, we were given a hearty welcome by our leaders, Miss Scherrebeck and Miss MacFarland among them. We have very nice little cottages to live in, but, as Lula May says, "not enough room to enjoy life." We're enjoying it nevertheless and we'll never be thankful enough for having had the opportunity to come out here. We are each enrolled in a Mission study class and in a Bible study class. The teachers are exceptionally good and we hope to bring back suggestions for our classes. Our days are full, the mornings are devoted to Mission study and Bible study and lectures. Our afternoons are free for recreation, of which there is plenty. Auto trips, horseback rides and tramps are planned for us each day. Yesterday was "Mountain Day"-we all went to Long's Peak Inn which is on Long's Peak at an altitude of 14,000 feet above sea level. Here we heard Amos Mills, a most wonderful story relater, tell mountain stories. Every evening we have a lecture and delegation meeting. I could write a volume but will leave something to tell you when I get home. We are so glad that our Y. VV. C. A. was able to send two delegates for it has been so pleasant to have a companion. We hope that we shall be able to send as many, or more, next year. No girl should miss such an opportunity, for it is certainly worth while. Lovingly, Agnes. (143) [Picture] Y.W.C.A. CONFERENCE ESTES PARK COLORADO (144) Lake Geneva LAKE GENEVA." The word means much to the favored few who have had that mountain-top vision, and in whose hearts is the sacred memory of the Christian fellowship, the quiet "lake-shore" services, and the gentle voice of the Father. From year to year a few Wesleyan students have gone to Lake Geneva to attend the Y. M. C. A. student conference, and they have always returned with a larger world vision and an earnest determination to do. In the lives of students, Lake Geneva has had a powerful influence for good, and from its shores have gone forth some of the giants of the religious world of today. Last summer the local Y. M. C. A. of Central Wesleyan College sent as a delegation, fourteen students and one faculty member. Those who went will remember with pleasure what an ideal place they found in which to spend ten days in serious thought as well as in healthful recreation. The beauties of nature were incomparable, the fellowship with other students was delightful, and the influence of the great leaders of the camp was immeasurable. Central Wesleyan had two tents near the lake shore, with Missouri U. on the immediate right and the other sister colleges of Missouri grouped near. Each day, from the first sound of the "braying of the William Jewell Mule" to the ringing of the last bell for retirement, was filled with pleasure, spiritual inspiration, and moral uplift. The contact in the dining room and on the campus, with seven hundred students from all over the world necessarily had a broadening effect, and every hour new ideas were born. But the most lasting influence was that exerted from the platform and through personal interviews with the great spiritual leaders of the conference. Their consecration and their sacrifice were fit for our emulation. That the influence of Lake Geneva was not in vain is shown by the lives of those who were there. We hope that Central Wesleyan College may continue each year to receive stimulation and inspiration from the splendid gatherings at Lake Geneva. P.H.V. '17 (145) [Picture] Central Wesleyan Delegation AT Lake Geneva Yerkes Observatory (146) A Sophomore Predicament One of our boys, a Sophomore, A fellow full of glee Is in a grave predicament About two girls, you see. Quite beautiful are both these maids And both quite charming too, And since he can go with either, He's in an awful stew. 'Tis said, he meditates for days Upon what he should do; To which of these two pretty girls At last he should be true, But say! the joke of it is this: Its Aggie One and Two. No wonder that he gets them mixed, Perhaps you'd do it too. Now Aggie One's a Senior, And he is only a Soph. And too, she's got the prestige For her father is a Prof. She stands high in society And this, thinks he, is fine, For then when he is out wit her, He certainly does shine. "But on the other hand", says he, There's Aggie Number Two, Who is as cunning as can be, Whom many seek to woo. She looks at me so charmingly With her deep soulful eyes That I can't help but love her, Who could do otherwise? "Either dear charmer can well entertain; Better treatment I can't find. I know that I a choice must make But I can't make up my mind. I'm on the fence-I fear I'll fall- And then, I both may lose: So I shall sport Miss Alice till I know which one to choose." (147) [Picture] Scenes in and around Warrenton (148) [group photo caption] Fred Gruber, Captain; Paul H. Vieth, Carl Asmus; Oliver Gaebler; J. W. Miller; Chas. P. Baenziger. Inter-Collegiate Debating Club D!EBATIN [sic] has long been considered by educators as one of the best ways to develop fluent speakers and quick thinkers. A few students now and then at C. W. C. have realized this, but no great effort was ever put forth to arouse interest in this art. During the past years debates at C. W. C. have been limited to the local organizations. Lack of funds and lack of organization made intercollegiate debates impossible. But this year under the direction of Goethenia Oratorical Association two double-header debates have been scheduled for the month of May, one with Westminster College of Fulton, Mo., and the other with McKendree College of Lebanon, Ill.These are the first intercollegiate debates ever held at C. W. C. and for this reason the team that will debate and the organization which pushed the matter ought to be especially honored for bringing into .C. W C.'s activities something so important as this. As yet we do not know what the results of these debates will be, but we are quite sure that the above team being made up of selected material as it is will leave no stone unturned in its efforts to successfully represent the Blue and White in these contests. The prospects for intercollegiate debate next year are very good. There is no reason why more boys should not join Goethenia and form a debating team early in the year giving all a chance to try out for the honor of debating with other schools. This which has been begun must be continued and repeated yearly with as much enthusiasm as has ever been expressed in any phase of College life at C. W. C. (149) Summer School at Central Wesleyan FEW STUDENTS who come to college for the regular session realize that in the summer months a regular program of work is carried out. Summer School is so different from the regular session that its very novelty is attractive[.] The student body is composed almost entirely of young people who are very busy teaching during the winter months. Usually a small group of collegiate students also attends, the distinction between the two groups being very marked. Summer School is in session six days each week, and each class meets every day, some of them for a two hour period. There are no concerts, lectures, or basket ball games to interfere, so six evenings each week are open for good hard study. To this rule we must make one exception, for, during the past few summers the Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. have held joint meetings each Tuesday evening. The weather sometimes becomes oppressively hot, but, with a few exceptional days, the classrooms in the college building are always delightfully cool. Sometimes a professor is kind enough to allow his class to meet on the shady campus to the delight of the students. The enrollment for Summer School last year was aboout 84-small enough to give each one an opportunity to become acquainted with everyone else. A general air of fellowship and good will prevails to a remarkable extent. Those who have been in attendance will remember such pleasant and interesting times as: Moonlight Picnics, Small Pox Scare, Tennis Games, and Y. M. C. A. debates. Altho the regular session of the college year is perhaps the more interesting and beneficial, yet any one who so desires can have a very pleasant and profitable time in Summer School. Tragedies and Comedies Biz Zim will present his famous success, "Pickles and Olives." See Ernest Schuenemann in the comedy, "Mina," now playing in Kansas City, Mo. Coming! Coming! Buehler and Stullken. Presenting the season's greatest hit, "Mary." Are you expecting the Easter Rabbit to lay you a fire cracker on Halloween night so that you can send Santa Claus a Happy New Year's Valentine on Thanksgiving Day? Helpful Student (writing home) : How do you spell "financially?" Other: F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-1-l-y and there are two R's in embarrassed. Biz translating in French class: "Excepte quand ils vont nu-pieds" ! "Except when they go bow-legged" ! Wurst in French class- Miss Sinn: You may read next Mr. Wurst. "Toutes mes amities." "All my friends invite you." (150) The College Man from a Biological Standpoint THE COLLEGE MAN passes through four stages of development before he reaches maturity. Each stage extends over a period of eight or nine months. The names of the stages in the order of their development are: Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, and Senior. In this treatise the organism will be called by the name of the stage through which it is developing. In order to study the college organism in its Freshman stage, one has only to go out into any college campus and kick over a stump, for the minute Freshies develop best in the backwoods, in well shaded places, among tall timber. In civilization, these shy creatures inhabit secluded spots not apt to be frequented by other animals. They live in constant fear of the monstrous cockroaches, the many-legged angle-worms, and the silver-backed sow-bugs, which are their deadly enemies. The Freshman may be easily seen under a high power miscroscope. The body is elongated, quite shapeless, and green in color. It has four appendages, is active and very voracious. There are the rudiments of a nervous system. At first only a very thin dark cord is visible which extends along the dorsal surface. After some time a slight enlargement may be seen at the anterior end of this chord. This enlargement is the brain lobe. At the end of about a year the brain has developed until it resembles a knot in a thread. The Freshman is attracted by great noises; but is not easily drawn to the light. It remains in the dark through the entire period of its development. During the summer months the little Freshman passes through a metamorphosis which results in a more highly developed creature which now receives the name of Sophomore. The Sophomore can be seen with the naked eye. It consists of a head and trunk, a small neck, and no tail. The head consists of an upper and lower mandible, fastened at the northwest corner and open at all other points of compass. The nervous system develops greatly during this stage; so much so, that if it were not for the enormous mouth the head would be all brains. The Sophomores lose all of their chlorophyll and are attracted by light. They arc very active, and spend most of their time feeding the ravenous little Freshmen. The Junior is a multicellular organism, cylindrical in shape, bilaterally symmetrical, elongated, and blunt at the anterior extermity. It has no gizzard, fins, or feathers; but has four appendages, two posterior and two anterior. The posterior ones are called legs, and are used principally in locomotion. The anterior appendages are called arms, and serve the animal in procuring food. Just in front of the forelimbs is a proto-plasmic lobe, which serves the animal as a head. (151) These creatures are gregarious and nocturnal in habits, and play a great deal, apparently for the amusement of their fellows. They are also amphibious by nature, and may be found frequenting ponds and water courses in the vicinity of the college campus[.] A great metamorphosis follows the Junior stage, which results in the Senior and which becomes almost human in form, with the exception that it is almost almost all head. And yet, in spite of this fact, they act a great deal as human beings do. The head is large and dome shaped, and has an interior very interesting to the biologist. In order to explore the Senior's head, it is necessary to climb up back of the west ear, open the cranium on the north end, enter, and go east. Here will be found many interesting things for profitble study, such as botany, arithmetic, air-bubbles, philosophy, novels, girls, furniture, ancient history, mysterious vacuums, archaeology, ancient languages, old fashions, old shoes, old ideas about girls, woman suffrage, ethics, angels, more girls, a little cottage, economics, child studies, psychology, biology, pedagogy, chemistry, more girls, church history, theology, commercial law, glass ware, household and kitchen furniture, domestic science and just one girl. This wonderful head is bounded on the north by infinity and on the south by new ideas of Hell, on the east by Utopia and on the west by the fourth dimension. The Seniors are hopeful creatures and many of them grow to be men before their mothers do. They are perfectly harmless and may be studied by any one without fear. [group photo caption] STAR STAFF. Sitting, Left to Right-Miss Schulze, Dr. Ebeling (English Editor), Dr. Munz (German Editor), Miss Martin. Standing-C. E. Miller, Gruber, Gaebler, Schuenemann, W. Miller. (152) [Picture] C.W.C. out West (153) Central Wesleyan at the Coast THE EXPOSITION at San Diego and San Francisco last summer offered an unusual inducement to visit the far West. Several faculty members, students, and the Warrenton people had the pleasure of a trip to the Coast. Among these were President and Mrs. Kriege, Miss Mary Jane Plaehn, Miss Ruth Zimmermann, Mrs. Henry Vosholl , Herbert Kriege, Ernest and Ezra Buehler, Harvey Holt,, [sic] Arthur Roeder, Theo. Beck, Wesley Weihe, Rev. Wippermann, and Mr. and Mrs. Joe Dyer. The majority of these tourists went to see the country rather than the expositions. For the Rocky Mountains, Salt Lake, the Grand Canyon, the Great American Desert, the Pacific, the giant trees of California, the pines and firs of Oregon and Washington-these were the greatest exposition. And the works of man as seen in the rebuilt San Francisco, the orange groves, the vineyards, the wheat fields, the oil, mining, lumbering and fishing industries of the coast states were far more interesting than the exhibits in the exposition palaces. Everywhere the visitors were well received. No people have mastered the art of booming their country as have the coast people. They boost the soil, the water, the air, the crops, the scenery, the people. They go into ecstacies over the balmy air of San Diego, they praise the fervid heat of the San Juaquin Valley, they explain the raw wintry July winds of San Francisco, they extol the rains and snows of Oregon and Washington. There is no climate and soil good enough to suit the more fastidious taste. Many former students of Central Wesleyan have responded to the "Call of the West." There are 22 graduates in California, 11 in Washington and 10 in Oregon, besides many others who are not on the alumni list. Of these graduates on the coast 15 are in business, 13 are ministers, 8 are in the home, 8 are physicians, 8 are teachers and one is a Housing Inspector. It was a pleasure to meet many of these and other former students and to learn of their successful careers. SCRUB FACULTY. First Row, Left to Right-Gruber, Aydelott, Miller, Chiles, Rademacher. Second Row-Wurst, Miss Schumacher, Miss Schultz, Miss Sinn, Miss Frick, Miss Hildenstein, Layer. Third Row-Minor, Gutekunst, Buchholz, Vieth, Kriege, Hollmann. (154) Junior Exhibition Synopsis of the Junior Exhibition, "The Servant in the House", presented by the class in March, 1915: Act-I-Manson, the new butler comes into the vicarage and becomes acquainted with Rogers and the Vicar, and then with Mary and Auntie. Near the end of the act Robert, the Vicar's brother, comes into the room unexpectedly and makes his presence felt. Act II.-Robert and Manson have breakfast together, and as they reveal their real selves, a warm friendship springs up between them. The Bishop, Auntie's brother, comes in and joins them in the meal. His real self also becomes plain, but there is no fast friendship formed as the result of it. Act III.-The bad affect of the Bishop's presence becomes intolerable and the difficulties and problems increase. During a long talk Mary and Robert become attached to each other because the situations are so similar. Robert is wishing for his little daughter, who has been taken away, and Mary is wishing for her father, whom she has never seen. Act IV.-The Vicar and Auntie discuss the situation before them. They at least come to a conclusion. The Vicar sees his work and tries to do it in part. However, it requires the butler, Manson, to take things in hand. The Bishop is cast out of the house, and a cleaning up of the abominations in the house is determined upon. Act V.-In this act the sterling qualities of the man, Robert, are shown. His utter unselfishness awakes a like passion in the hearts of the Vicar and Auntie. A few revelations make the plot complete. (155) [group photo caption] Emanuel L. Nowak, Captain Paul Vieth, First Lieutenant John Groteweil, Second Lieutenant SERGEANTS: First, Bert Brandt Second, Bismarck Zimmermann Third, Oscar Ritterbush CORPORALS First, Frank Hollmann Second, John Deschner Third, Anton Deschner Artisifer, Dietrich Backenhus PRIVATES H. Diekroeger M. Diekroeger L. Diekroeger W. Wiesemann C. E. Miller T. Gaebe R. Polster E. Bebermeyer J. Sonderegger K. P. Tay C. Baenziger R. Gugler C. Schranz E. Engelbrecht W. Karrenbrock W. Sabbert Af. Sudbrock C. Ahman R. Zimmermann L. P. Myers The Value of Military Training MILITARY DISCIPLINE may be defined as that ready obedience to properly constitute authority which characterizes the good soldier. Not all discipline, however, is of the military kind. Every individual in organized society is subject to higher authority, since only a few can govern their fellowmen. This basic principle that only a small number can guide the destinies of mankind underlies the work of the Military Department at Central Wesleyan College. The training under military discipline is merely preparatory to the discipline of life. The men who receive this instruction are better fitted to cope with the problem of subordinating their wills to higher authority than those whose college career does not include such training . Our definition of "Preparedness" is to prepare ourselves to become good leaders of good followers. Emanuel L. Nowak, Cadet, Captain. (156) Dr. Beck's Meeting RELIGION IS no more a mere invention of man than is God. Man's superstitions and crudities in the matter-form invented by him for the purpose of giving expression to his religious instinct-no more discredit the all but universally attested fact of man's being a religious being than the many vagaries of man concerning the forces of nature or the heavenly bodies, discredit the fundamental truths of physics or astronomy. In a world of reality every power has its correlate; the eye has light, the reason has truth, and the religious nature has God. With full confidence in this truth Central Wesleyan College offers her students the opportunity to cultivate the religious side of their nature as well as the intellectual, in the firm belief that complete culture, demands rather than permits the development of the religious nature of man. Such an opportunity was again offered during the school-year 1915-16 from November 29 to December 5, when a week of special evangelistic meetings was held under the leadership of Doctor B. D. Beck of Greencastle, Indiana. Dr. Beck arrived on Monday morning and at once won his way into the confidence and good will of the student body by his frank, manly and cordial chapel-talk on Paul's exhortation: "Be fervent in Spirit." His suggestion that we make Jesus King of every life and of all life on the campus and that we talk Him and His interests up as freely and as sincerely as we do other matters of school-life was heartily received. The preliminary work on the part of the school in anticipation of such a period of special religious effort is important. Realizing this the Association Cabinet in co-operation with President Kriege made all necessary arrangements for Dr. Beck's conduct of personal interviews with students, so that upon his arrival this very important part of the work could be entered upon at once. This part of the program kept our leader engaged daily from 7:30 o'clock a. m. till 4 o'clock p. m. The intermission at 9:40 o'clock a. m. for the daily chapel exercises was utilized in giving a brief address to the assembled students. The evenings were devoted to public meetings held in our College Church where Dr. Beck preached thoughtful, inspiring and convincing sermons. The Chapel addresses were brief, pointed and clear on the following well-chosen subjects, Christian Enthusiasm, Prayer, Discipleship and Intercession. The evening sermons were on equally well chosen topics and the manner of treatment adapted to the audience. The following are the texts and subjects: Mark 10:17-21. The Rich Young Ruler; John 8:31 and 32 and John 14:6. Doubt; Various texts. Christian assurance; John 6: 38 Life Work; and Matthew 4: 1-10 Temptation. A special address to the theological students on the dignity and importance of the Christian Ministry was delivered by Dr. Beck on Friday evening before the regular evening sermon. On Saturday evening a testimony meeting was held. The testimonies were characterized by a distinct- (157) -ness and wholeheartedness which was refreshing, just such as one delights to hear from young people who bring to the culture of their religious life the same powers of heart and mind which they bestow upon their school work. The language was not marked by the stereotyped phraseology so often heard in such meetings but was the result of an honest effort to give expression to religious convictions, appearances and emotions in the diction of student life and intercourse. On Sunday evening our commodious church was well filled, the usual attendance being augmented by the very welcome presence of the pastors and congregations of the city churches. After a very helpful discourse on the Holy Spirit by Dr. Beck, we had a most blessed communion service. This was not only a fitting close of the week's meetings but a very helpful occasion to many in that it sealed convictions and strengthened resolutions called forth by the morning discourse on the "Fullness of the Stature of Christ" based on Ephesians 4: 11, 12 and 13. The memory of that week awakens devout gratitude for the consecrated leaders whom the church gives to such inestimable work among our sons and daughters in our church schools, and calls forth the prayer that those who were led to a clearer vision of life and life-work many remain loyal to the trust and may in turn become leaders of others toward the goal for which true religion stands; namely, the reproduction in the individual soul of as much as it can contain of the divine. [group photo caption] THE EDUCATIONAL GRADUATES Sitting, Left to Right-Dorothea Addicks, Agnes Frick, Malinda Hildenstein, Mary Schumacher, Lula May Schulze. Standing-John Aydelott, Fred Gruber, Carl Gutekunst. Herbert Kriege, Esra Rademacher, Ira Chiles, Fred Layer (158) A Hallowe'en Prank The time of year came round agin, When boys sought pranks to glory in. They thought and thought of what to do And turned their minds to thoughts anew. "I have it fellows!" then said one, On mischief bent and full of fun ; The threshing-machine, of course, you Ken, Hard by the mill since who knows when: With Eisenmayer's boys we'll go And bring the outfit up, By joe!" The thought of such a deed unique Appealed to all within the clique. So ropes were sought and ropes were found To pull the old 'shebang' around. "But whither take it?" asked the boys, (Avoiding all unseemly noise), To Truesdale then they bent their way, When some one said: "I'll tell you! say, Let's take it to the college door, For that will cause the greatest roar!" The thought again was well expressed, It suited all, it all impressed. So sixty boys, with force combined Pulled on the ropes and none declined. "Hurrah!" they cried, "She's comin' sure, With all their wheels and shafts galore " And so the old decaying hulk Which formed the separator's bulk, Was pulled from out its resting place Along the street with steady pace. The moon shone bright that fatal eve The boys the foolish task achieved. The people slept with sleep secure While the luggers tugged and tugged for sure, "We're gettin' there!" At last said one. With panting breath, but full of fun; Now pull the bulk to the college door. And turn it round and point the blower To the window of the second story! "Aha," he cried, "that's it, Be gorra!" The rusty engine then in turn Was brought, and set as if to run. The wagons, too, were put in place To haul the grain in the next day's race. "We've done!" said the jolly crowd, And yet some fellows cried aloud (And well they might on Hallowe'en,) "How can a rusty threshing machine When placed before a fine old college Fill all who enter there with knowledge?' (159) [Picture] STUNTS (160) The History of the Pulse As recorded in the 27th Chapter of the Book of Foolishness AND IT CAME TO PASS that in the fifty and first year of the institution called Central Wesleyan, that there arose a great clamour in the class that was destined to bring such fame unto that institution. And they clamoured with a great clamour and there was disagreement and strife between the members of that class. So that he, who was called president, called the members of the class, that was destined to become famous, together and great was the import of the meeting. When he that was called president called them to order, he addressed them in this wise: "Class of '16, Verily," he saith, "have we been called together to decide a great question." Whereupon a great clamouring arose and drowned the words that he spake so that he must needs pound heavily upon his desk for order. And when the noise of their voices had ceased and their murmurings no longer were heard did he that was called president open his mouth again to speak saying: "Heretofore various of our predecessors have published the book called 'P U L S E' and we must decide today whether or not the class of '16 shall go and do likewise." And it came to pass that when he who was called president had made an end of speaking and had sat, that one who had been a leader in their so great clamouring arose and addressed them with mighty words. His eloquence grew and his speech waxed fluent so that many of them were won to his opinion. When he had made an end of speaking they shouted with a great shout and the noise of their applauding was exceeding great. It came to pass that when quietness and peace again reigned that one who opposed the publication of this great book arose and addressed them. And tht manner of his speech was simple and plain and his voice earnest and he spake with many arguments and at length, and the debate grew heated and intense. And it came to pass that in about the ninth hour of that same day that they who had first raised their voices in clamouring prevailed against them that opposed the publication of the great book and a motion was passed and entered within the book of scribe called secretary. Then arose he that was called president and said: "Choose ye, therefore, now whom shall serve ye in the publication of this book." Then chose they two that were mighty with the pen and renowned for their skill in the use of language to be first in the work and for to collect and criticise the material for publication. Of them that were keen and skillful in a bargain and learned in the art of business choose they two whom they called business managers[.] Then she that was wittiest among them was chosen to see that the volume should contain much wit and humor. Even likewise he who was skillful with crayons and colors was chosen for the office called Art Editor. In the same manner with the same exceeding care and wisdom were (161) they chosen who should have places of power in other departments. And all of these who were chosen from among them were called "Staff." And it came to pass that in the fifty and second year of the institution called Central Wesleyan that the first of the body called "Staff" called the members of that body together and said: "Staff of Pulse '16, we have a great and mighty work before us. Let us work diligently and everyone one in his place and strive with a great striving and we shall succeed with a great success." And it came to pass that as the time went on, they who were chosen to the work worked faithfully and it was called finished. Then he that was called president of the class called them once more together and said, "Class of 1916, the book called P U L S E has been finished. Behold! what think ye of it?" And they all shouted with exceeding great joy for they thought it was good.. Then he that was highest in the institution called Central Wesleyan looked at it and saw that it was good[.] Even they who sat in the high places and filled the seats of honor in the land who were of that distinctive body called Alumni looked at the book and called it good and bought it in exceeding great numbers. And they all shouted with one accord and with an exceeding great shout, "Long live the Pulse '16 Schuene barking up another tree. (162) PASSING THE BALL When the train pulled into the station At half-past seven last night. The streets and walks were icy, And the rain was simply a fright. There wasn't much chance for walking, It was dangerous just to try; But up at the Gym it was different, Excitement was running high. The room was packed to the rafters With a yelling student mob. Which for the college team was rooting And for Coach, who was on his job. The moment the game was opened Such a sight, I do declare! Feet, legs, heads, and hands were attempting, To keep that ball in the air. It seemed as tho it were flying With the accuracy of a bird: And when it flew straight thru the basket Such a racket! you never heard! They whirled their terrible rattles And blew the trumpets blast And gave the College yell again For tire game was hard and fast. And when it seemed to be nearing The "enemies" close-guarded rim, The ball was quickly recovered And passed still more swiftly to "Zim" And "Biz" just dropped in the "baskets" Till the score was great and tall. You should have seen the Five of '16 On the night they passed the ball. A Visiting Minister. A LIMBERGER EPISODE 'Twas the night of the Y. W. social Which was held in the Niedringhaus "gym," That a few of our college lasses Shone up like tarnished tin. The girls all attended the social With the exception of but five or six; The preceptress was tickling the ivory, 'Twas exactly the time for some tricks. Up the hall crept the five jolly maidens Their mirth for the present surpressed. They beaded right straight for one girl's room And proceed to tear up the nest. By working with speed and in silence, Like the much lauded, hard working bees, They soon gathered plenty of clothing And daubed it with limberger cheese. Then back to their rooms went the "ladies" Expressing their joy up their sleeves, Feeling sure that the girls would be certain To enjoy the sweet odor of cheese. (163) A Wee Student Tale LONG AGO a little old Rinkel faced woman And-erson lived in that far off eastern land on the Brink of the noisy rushing Jordan. One day the son who was William's friend went to town to see the Miller whom people thought was a Schuene-man. The Miller invited the son to dinner and after they Ayde-lott, they went back to the mill. By chance the Miller was Halling flour that day, so he asked the son to drive the horses for him that afternoon even though he was no experienced Horstman. Just before the son left the mill with the last Layer of sacks the harness came unfastened and one of the Millers came to fasten it. He was hardly beside the horse when someone shouted, "Look out, it Kuecks!" And barely did he escape! But the horses were now rushing down the rough road through the Meyer at tremendous speed. The Miller, standing in the doorway, saw all and shouted to the son on the wagon, "Wipper-man but Hold-en (on)". The horse stopped after running some distance and the son drove back to the mill. He was very angry with the Miller and said "You Ott not to have let me Riske my life with such horses." The Wurst sort of squarrel was caused by this statement so they finally went to a Justus to settle the Minor dispute. The Justus did Beckon to them to come closer and said, "I will Reid the law to you." After he had done this he said "The Hollmann-er was Both(e) foolish and dangerous, so go ye home and live Plaehn happy lives and Sinn no more." Hence my good tale should now end with everybody All-well. E. L. S. '18 Post-Graduates of 1916 REV. AND MRS. GEORGE BUCKNER Former students of Christian University of Canton, Mo. Now pastor of Christian Church, Warrenton, Mo. (164) JACK AYDELOTT Some years ago before Jack began to sit in the bald-headed row, he was one of the most peppery young chaps in Warren county. But as the years rolled by, the raven hair slowly began to change to silver gray, and finally began to come out in big bunches. When Jack moved from Wellsville to Warrenton, he immediately became one of the influential men (?) of the community. In his Junior year Jack had the title role "The Servant in the House". It was a good play, but what we want to know is where Jack borrowed that fancy costume he wore in the play? MALINDA HILDENSTEIN Malinda is the most systematic member of the Senior class. In fact, she has things down to so fine a system that, by simply referring to her little schedule, she can tell you at a glance where Baenziger can be found. B. thought M was getting fat, induced her to try tennis, but instead of Malinda getting the exercise, B. got it, for she was continually knocking the ball a mile out into the pasture. We can't see where Malinda ever found time for all her Y. W. C. A. work with that Texan in her hands. CELIA LUDWIG Celia Pianiensis : A player native to the Ozarks, but migratory, spending the winter mostly in the C, W. C. Book-store. She holds the college record for sharpening pencils-having used the book-store pencil sharpener thirty-three times in one day. The Junior partner of the book-store firm says "That's what it's there for". Celia and the Junior partner play much tennis, and this keeps the court in good condition. She refuses to overexert herself, and usually resembles a Statue of Liberty on the tennis court, while the Junior partner's speedy playing, makes him resemble a streak of greased lightning. 'Sall right, Dutch. FRED LAYER How in the world Fritz, with his short frail physical make-up can carry such a prodigal amount of brains, is beyond our ken. Suffice it is to say that Fritz is a real intellectual genius. Of this, his favorite saluation-"Say you guys"-gives conclusive proof. Fritz expends a great amount of intellectual energy in Uncle Charlie's Latin class, which accounts for some of the bonehead play he "pulls off" on the baseball diamond. Besides being quite an orator, Fritz has still other connections with the Department of Oratory. How about it, Florence? (165) HERBERT KRIEGE Prexy's son; hence, has inherited much executive ability, for example: Editor of the Pulse. For description, see Washington Irving's description of Ichabod Crane or Brom Bones and add a pompadour. If this doesn't look like him, add a half dozen long adjectives to Irving's description. Shake well before using. Herb has been active in many spheres. Literary and class honors are his; track and tennis championships have come to him; he is musically and socially inclined. And yet he is only half a man, for he has woefully neglected the ladies. Look that Senior class over, Herb, it contains more queens than a penuchle deck. ESRA RADEMACHER Think of sending a boy through life with a handicap like that-Esra. He may live it down, but we doubt it. His surname, by the way, is a misnomer. Rademacher means "manufacturer of wheels", whereas Esra's real occupation is Eisenmaycr Collector of Laundry. So corrected, his name should read: Esra Gewasche-Sammler. He is a man* of very refined tastes. His favorite odor is violet dulce He also wears gloves while playing rook. Radc is one of the strong men in the C. W. C. Glee Club. He has a No. 9 voice. He seems to be very modest, for he blushes whenever he hits high C. However, said blush may be due to a desire to choke. 'Nuf said. *Figure of speech. IRA N. CHILES The Sage of Pendleton Ira announced in his Freshman year that he did'nt believe in sporting but added: "Wait until my Senior year and then watch me." Ira, we've assumed the "watchful waiting" attitude and have been sadly disappointed. Perhaps the little episode last fall with one of our Senior musicians so excited him that he feared to try again. Tennyson has rightly said, "In the spring; a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." Ira is a living example of this, for if you happen to talk to him a few minutes, he will without fail mention some "female of the specie." FEODOR KATTNER When Kattner came to C. W. C., the green of the Texas brush shone around him and about him like the northern lights. But evolution worked wonders with him and he has us all have a healthy respect for Texas "wim wigor, and witality." Feodor thot he'd become a minister and began casting for a helper. Little Lydia came to his assistance and both agreed they were all right. Kattner is revolutionizing the corrupt ways of practically all northern Missouri at the present time with his efforts centered in Canton. Kattner was the German editor of the Pulse, but that became too steep and he took to housekeeping and preaching. (166) LULA MAY SCHULZE With all due respect to dear old Central Wesleyan our real Alma Mater is none other than Eula May. She has mothered this bunch of boobs for four years, and in spite of being the only "sensible one" in the gang has brot us all to appreciate the "big" things in the world[.] Lula May has a decided failing for chemistry, presumably because she is the only girl in the class and because she learns facts and phrases which are not exactly chemistry. Large bodies attract each other with irresistable forces; hence, out of the way, minners, and let the big fish bite! MARY SCHUMACHER There was once a very nice, demure, comely, maiden named Mary Minnie Shu. Mary was well liked by all the boys and she waxed fat and jolly in the good atmosphere of many friends. Suddenly her friends noticed that a certain Edward, undoubtedly Edward the First for her, was becoming a big thing in her world and all the friends enjoyed this new found pleasure. Nature had her way and as bad a case developed as ever startled the staid D.D.'s in C. W. C. One day, something was said by Edward the First Immediately after all her friends noticed that they were not noticed. We common folks were treated as if we were stealing time from another. To touch Mary with a ten foot pole would have been a miraculus performance. Of course, nobody knows what was said, but some one suggested that it might have been what the hero and heroine of every novel say to each other. NORA SKIBBE Nora is our only oratory Senior and uses the children of Truesdale to practice on. You have our sympathy, kids, but from all indications you seem to be surviving. Nora is also well versed in German and frequently imparts her knowledge in gusts to Wurst and similar German "sharks" Jake was formerly one of her subiects but now Sinn has taken such a hold upon him that there is "nix zu tun" for NTora. Never fear, Nora, we predict that ere long you will find your soul-mate and all will be well. AGNES FRICK Wonder of wonders what, we have here? Perhaps you can tell if you will remove that masterpiece of the milliner's art. Yes. Aggie, as she is popularly called, tho often bedecked and bespangled and burdened with millinery productions, is withal a very sweet little girl of more than sixteen summers. Her favorite pastime is, playing with her horrid cat (which she almost adores), stinging all the fellows who try to usurp any of her dear pussies time or affection and whenever not otherwise employed-eating nickles. She will teach school and unless Missouri laws change so as to include cats, we venture to prophesy the rest of it. MARY BLATTNER Beaming, blythsome Mary can do many things but most of all she likes to tickle the ivory and make Rade smile. At tennis she is a 'shark' and will use her jaws like one if the score is not called in her favor. Watch her boys! She will either beat you a love game or in one. She has muscle galore as is evidenced when she plays basket ball. No doubt her excellent prowess is due to the fact that in her tenderest years she was rocked to sleep by another member of the Senior class, This however she denies. (167) [photo collage caption] Before They Were Seniors. The names of the babies are, Left to right, top row-Norie, Feodorie, Herbie K., Lizzie. Second Row-Herbie F., Ernie, Aggie, Alex, Eloisie. Third Row-Dobie, Johnnie, Mary, Carlie, Fritzie. Fourth Row-Esrie, Freddie, Minnie. Fifth Row-Lulie, Lindy, Celie, Irie. (168) Passed by the Board of Censors PROF. HENRY VOSHOLL English Censor PROF. GOTTLIEBHOHN German Censor JACK SMITH, New York Art Censor [group photo caption] Tired but glad of it. (169) This Book COULD only be published by means of co-operation. Much assistance was given by our advertisers. They believe in the Pulse; we believe in them. They deserve your patronage. (170) [Picture] Fahn and Ollier ENGRAVING COMPANY CHICAGO Makers of Highest Quality Designs and Plates For College and High School Annuals BRANCH OFFICES: ATLANTA, COLOMBUS, DAVENPORT, DES MOINES, MINNEAPOLIS, SO. BEND (171) LOHMAN BROS. General Merchants DRY GOODS STATIONERY SHOES EATS Students' Satisfaction Our Hobby ------------------------ BUESCHER & REESE DEALERS IN LUMBER and all kinds of BUILDING PLASTERING and ROOFING Material Fencing Material WARRENTON, : : : : MISSOURI (172) THE OLD RELIABLE Normal School Kirksville, Missouri The year 1914-15 broke all records. Four great classes graduated. More than 1300 did not seek graduation. Of all these, 1000 had teaching positions in September, 1915. The Elementary Class, covering one year above high school, number 48 men and 126 women. Of these, 119 are now teaching at salaries averaging nearly $500.00. Many hold superintendencies and high school positions, while 87 teach in rural and village schools. The 60-Hour Class, covering two years above high school, numbered 43. Of these, 36 are teaching at salaries averaging $534.00. The 90-Hour Class, covering three years above high school, numbered 25 men and 37 women. Of these, 45 are teaching at average salaries of $707.00. Fifteen hold superintendencies; twenty-two are in high schools; one in a county superinten-dency; seven, in rural schools. Best of all was the 120-Hour Class, numbering 14 men and 15 women. The men have salaries averaging $963.00; the women, $736.00. The class averaged 36 months in high school and 36 months in studies of college grade. Seven members of this class hold superintendencies; ten are in high school positions; one, in an elementary school; four, in Normal Schools; while several pursue graduate studies. It ought, therefore, to be pretty clear why it is best to attend the "Old Reliable" at Kirksville, bear its stamp and have its endorsement. For Bulletins, address JOHN R. KIRK, President... (173) STUDENTS All students who bank with us are our friends. And we take this opportunity to thank them for their patronage during the past. We strive to retain their good will and confidence by courteous treatment. We invite every student to open an account with us and pay their bills with a check. In this way, they can keep an accurate record of all expense and at the same time learn banking while attending college, which may be of great benefit some future day. All favors extended consistent with sound banking methods. Citizens Bank Warrenton, Mo. OFFICERS F. E. Schowengerdt, President. E. L. Delventhal, Cashier. 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