(front cover) THE PULSE CENTRAL WESLEYAN COLLEGE 1864 1925 (1) PULSE A Publication by the STUDENT BODY of Central Wesleyan College WARRENTON, MISSOURI VOLUME NO. XII 1925 (2) WHEN THE BURDEN OF THE PASSING YEARS HATH TOUCHED THY HEAD WITH GRAY, AND GRIM TOIL'S HAND GRASPS THINE, WITH EMPTY FEARS IN SOME FAR DISTANT DAY; THEN, READER, LOOK BEHIND THEE; TURN AWAY. TO YOUTH REMEMBRANCE GIVE, AND TAKE THIS RECORD OF THY LIFE'S BEST DAY, LOOK, REMEMBER, LIVE! (3) Dedication to Ira N. Chiles A MAN WHO STRIVES EARNESTLY DAY BY DAY, TO DEVELOP CHARACTER, THE QUALITIES OF SINCEREITY AND SERVICE FOR OTHERS IN HIMSELF AND HIS STUDENT FOLLOWERS, AND WHO IS DOING MUCH TO DEVELOP A HIGH ORDER OF SCHOLARSHIP IN CENTRAL WESLEYAN COLLEGE, THIS BOOK IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED. (4) [photo caption] IRA N. CHILES, A.B., A.M. Principal of the Academy Department of Education (5) As the Pulse Beats Book One............Campus Views Book Two...............The Faculty Book Three.............Departments Book Four............. Organizations Book Five.................Athletics Book Six......... Wise and Otherwise (6) BOOK 1 (7) Campus Views (8) [Picture] (9) [photo caption] MAIN COLLEGE BUILDING "We love thy leafy campus, We love thy classic halls, Dear Central Wesleyan College, What joy thy name recalls." (10) [photo caption] J. LOUIS KESSLER MEMORIAL HALL Every morn the College bell Each and all doth call, To attend the daily service In dear old Kessler Hall. (11) [photo caption] NIEDRINGHAUS GYMNASIUM The walls of Niedringhaus Gymnasium have re-echoed the cheering of the student body, and in later life we will still hear the echoes of "Ricka Chicka, Ricka Chicka Boom, Boom Boom! Who are we? Who are we? College, College, C.W.C." (12) [photo caption] EISENMAYER HALL Here I'll go when I am old, As my happy dreams unfold, See the marks upon the walls Of feasts and fights and festivals And live once more the many joys Of good old days when we were boys. (13) [Picture] LADIES' DORMITORY When your golden locks Have turned to silver grey, To your grandchildren you'll say: "Listen, my dears, And I'll tell you a story Of happy days spent In the old dormitory." (14) [photo caption] THE COLLEGE CHURCH They go on Sunday to the Church, These Wesleyan girls and boys, They hear the parson pray and preach And share their Christian joys. (15) [Picture] INTERIOR VIEW OF KESSLER HALL (16) J. Louis Kessler Memorial Hall 1893 KESSLER HALL was built and dedicated to the memory of Prof. J. Louis Kessler who lost his life as a result of an accident that occurred while he was fighting a fire which broke out in the Ladies Dormitory on Commencement evening, 1893. The Star of that year says, "Central Wesleyan College through his death was deprived of a devoted worker. He was in the highest sense a citizen, a friend, a colleague, a good Christian man." The cornerstone of Kessler Memorial Hall was laid October 21, 1893. Two addresses were given, one by Charles Wellemeyer, representing the Class of '94; the other by Rev. Heidel, representing the Board of Trustees. The stone was laid by Prof. Asling and the following articles placed in the stone: A history of the Class of '94, a copy of the Star giving an account of the fire, a sketch of Prof. Kessler's life and tragic death, a copy of the College Star of the Jubilee year, a German and an English catalogue, the Sophomore and Senior Badges of the Class of '94. The stone was secured by the Class of '94 and bears this inscription: "Laid October 21, 1893, by the Class of '94." The main part of the lower story contained the "Chapel" to be used for daily devotional exercises, entertainments, and concerts. It seated 400 persons. In the south wall a memorial window was placed by the Class of '93. In the rear of the chapel were three small rooms, one for the janitors and two for music rooms. The upper story contained rooms for practice and instruction in music and a larger room for the Art Department. In 1920 Kessler Hall was remodeled. The Chapel was enlarged with a seating capacity of 600, the stage rebuilt, an orchestra pit added, the hall was redecorated in ivory color, a complete set of stage scenery added, and new opera seats were installed. A basement was excavated which contains a modern cooking laboratory. More practice rooms were added to the second story and rooms were built for the Art, Oratorical and Dressmaking Departments. We are, indeed, proud of the new Kessler Hall which graces our beautiful campus. (17) [Picture] INTERIOR VIEW OF NIEDRINGHAUS GYMNASIUM (18) Niedringhaus Gymnasium BEFORE the present Gymnasium was built, there stood on Central Wesleyan Campus a frame structure known as the Red Building. The Red Building served as the gymnasium until January 1908, when it was destroyed by fire. At Commencement time the Trustees made the final plans for a new "Gym." During the summer of 1908, Mr. William Niedringhaus of St. Louis passed away. He remembered Central Wesleyan in his will with a gift of $10,000. This gift enabled the College to build a new gymnasium, although it did not cover the total cost of the building. The new structure was called "Niedringhaus Memorial" in honor of the donor of the initial gift. Mr. William F. Niedringhaus and his brother, Hon. F. G. Niedringhaus, were staunch friends of our College. They took a deep interest in the work and always contributed freely to Wesleyan. They were faithful members of the Methodist Church and examples of real Christians who were ever ready to help those in need. The new "Gym" until recent years has been the best "Gym" of any college in the state. On January 16, 1909, the dedication game was played between C. W. C. and Kemper Military Academy. A large audience witnessed the game, and C. W. C. won the victory by 49 to 16. Yea Boa! for the Blue and White. Those who played on the team were Addicks, Hemke, Robertus, Kallmeyer, and Wipperman. The Gymnasium proper has a regulation size court for basket ball. On the north side of the court are bleachers for the students. A gallery is built on all four sides for spectators. At both ends of the main floor are rooms, one the office of the coach, a janitors room, and two dressing rooms, equipped with lockers. The building is well supplied with apparatus necessary for the classes in Physical Culture. In the basement of the building are the Science Laboratories and recitation rooms. Shower baths have been installed for the use of the athletes. Every student has pleasant memories of Niedringhaus Gymnasium, memories of Students' Reunions, "gym" classes, socials, and basket ball games. It makes a Senior have a queer feeling 'round the heart to think those days are almost over. Unconsciously he hums to himself: "In basket ball, in basket ball, Beat 'em, Eat 'em, We'll defeat 'em, In basket ball." (19) The Blue and White In the Hub State of our nation, Twixt Miss'ippi and Mizoo, Midst the splendor of creation, Stands a college tried and true. By the gentle breezes wafted Float her colors, white and blue, Like the pure white clouds of heaven Neath the sky of azure hue. CHORUS: Hail the blue and white, her colors Graet old Wesleyan with a cheer. Let our hearts be ever loyal To our Alma Mater dear. From the coast of Massachusetts, From fair California's strand, From the European countries, From the Oriental Land, From all sections of our country, From the lands across the sea, Come the youth intent on learning: What they seek they find in thee. Let us always sing the praises Of Her Founders, who in love, Builded here this institution. In the name of God Above Let us lift our hearts and voices, In one glorious hymn of praise For His blessings on our college. Loudly now the chorus raise. -O. M. F. (20) "Blue and White" OTTO FABRE Oliver H. Kleinschmidt (21) Appreciation WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE KNOWN TO PROF. VOSHOLL OUR SINCERE APPRECIATION OF HIS WORK IN CENSORING THE ARTICLES FOR THE "PULSE." -THE STAFF. (22) BOOK 2 (23) Faculty (24) Faculty Oh, Faculty, all hail to thee! We'll love thee true in all our strife. We'll honor thee, where'er we be By kindly word and virtuous life. Central Wesleyan Faculty, dear, Thy name is sung both far and near. (25) Our Faculty Should you ask about our teachers, All about our noble teachers, Of the teachers of our College, Wielding chalk and felt eraser, On the blackboards of our College, I should answer, I should tell you That our teachers are the fairest, That our teachers are the strictest, That they teach such wondrous lessons, At the College known as Wesleyan, That the whole town turns in wonder, Praises them for their instruction, Lauds them for their perseverance. Oh, those teachers, you shall see them On the pages of this annual, See their likeness here depicted, Bringing to your mind once more, Mem'ries of the days of yore, Days at Wesleyan, hours you spent, Spent with our dear Faculty. (26) [photo caption] OTTO EDWARD KRIEGE, A.M., D.D. President. (27) [photo captions] EUGENE WEIFFENBACH, A.M., S. T. B., D. D. Professor of Philosophy and Sociology. Dean of the College. "The future is ours." EDWIN S. HAVIGHURST, A. M., S. T. B., D. D. Professor of Theology. Dean of the Seminary. "The manner of saying or doing anything goes a great way toward the value of the thing itself." (28) [photo captions] HENRY VOSHOLL, A.M. Professor of English and French. Censor of the "Pulse." "I never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me," CHARLES J. STUCKEMANN, A.M., D.D. Schrader-Professor of Biblical History and Literature. "A heart-felt smile, a gentle tone, a thoughtful word, a tender touch, a passing act." (29) ALBERT W. EBELING, B.S., M.D. Professor of Natural Science. "Doesn't say much, but when he makes up his mind, it can't be changed." GOTTLIEB C. HOHN, A.B. Kessler-Professor of German Language and Literature. "A man of life, whose heart is free of all dishonest deeds." (30) [photo captions] JOHN HELMERS, A.B., A.M., D.D. Professor of History and Economics. "His life is a progress; not a station." FRANK O. SPOHRER, B. Ped., B.S.Ed. Professor of Chemistry. "Never too busy to be interested in his students." (31) [photo captions] IRA N. CHILES, A. B., A.M. Professor of Education. Principal of the Academy. "And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, that one small head could carry all he knew." HARRY V. KNORR, A. B. Professor of Mathematics and Physics. "A great man is always willing to be little." (32) [photo captions] MERRILL COLLARD, A.B. Coach and Physical Director for Men. "Real worth requires no interpreter; its everyday deeds form its blazonry." OLIVER H. KLEINSCHMIDT, A.A.G.O. Director of the Conservatory of Music. "A merry heart doeth good to all." (33) [photo captions] MAUDE OLIVE STEWART, A. B., A.M. Professor of Greek and Latin. "Laughing cheerfulness throws sunlight on all the paths of life." MRS. CLARENCE LINDEMEYER, B.S. Professor of Home Economics. "A kind voice is to the heart what light is to the eye." (34) [photo captions] LULA MAY SCHULZE, B. S., A. M. Professor of Biology. "She's neat and she's sweet, From her bonnet to her feet" ASTRID GLIDDEN, B. E. Professor of Public Speaking. "Speak always with mildness and in a low tone of voice." (35) [photo captions] ETHEL KNOBLOCH. Professor of Violin. "How charmingly sweet those strains of music!" MRS. OLIVER KLEINSCHMIDT. Professor of Voice. "Music hath power to sway the moods and wills of men." (36) [photo captions] LYDIA PAINTER, A.B. Professor of English. "She conducts herself with quiet dignity, in manners quiet, we seldom hear her speak." CLARENCE LINDEMEYER, A.B. Registrar; Professor of Latin and History. "He believes it is not best that man should live alone." (37) [photo captions] HERMAN ZIMMERMANN. Treasurer and Superintendent of Grounds and Buildings. "He makes the hardest circumstances a helper." WILLIAM G. DAVIS. Secretary. "A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world." (38) [photo captions] MRS. LYDIA F. BULL. Librarian. "To know her is to love her." MISS RUTH ZIMMERMANN. Preceptress. "A voice so thrilling ne'er was heard." (39) [photo captions] 20 Below. The fireman (40) BOOK 3 (41) Classes (42) [Picture] (43) SENIOR Just to be a Senior Is wonderful to me, For that should mean a vision Of things that are to be. -Exchange. (44) History of the Senior Class IN THE MONTH of September, 1921, the most beautiful month of the year, we as younger classmen came from the hills, the plains and the valleys to begin our college career. In our Freshman year we soon realized our minor importance. There were mistakes made, but as a group of individuals we did not play the part of fools and repeat them. Something within us seemed to say, "Small beginning, big ending." With this inspiration we separated at commencement to meet again September, 1922. During our Sophomore year a few students dropped by the wayside; however, we had returned from our summer's vacation with great enthusiasm and felt that what we lost in quantity we gained in quality. Our Junior year again found our number increased with new additions It was during this year that we began more definitely to appreciate the problems constantly before us, and as we applied ourselves we more clearly realized our opportunities and responsibilities. As Seniors we do not like to boast of our achievements. Class spirit has always been active and a fine fraternal feeling has governed the class. Not only in duty, but in pleasures we have unitedly pursued our goal. As our college life draws to a close, the significance of the years gone by is brought to our minds more vividly, and we go into active life with a determination to be true to our best selves in accordance with the ideals of our school. And I've a secret to unfold; As Wesleyan's days went by Though grown to Seniors proud and cold, Our spirits fervent lie. When comes the time to say, farewell, And friend from friend must part, Our Alma Mater's praise we'll tell, In life we'll do our part. -E.L. MOTTO: "Facta non verba" CLASS FLOWER: Sunburst Rose. CLASS COLORS: Green and Black. Wants degrees by the job lot.-Finkbeiner. (45) [photo captions] THE PULSE 1925 President...............Wendell Evans Vice-President ...........Esther Lucke Treasurer ............George Schrantz Secretary ...............Sylvia Krueger WENDELL EVANS, New Florence, Mo. GARFIELD C. W. A. '21; Treas. Board of Oratory and Debate; President of Senior Class; Vice-President Science Seminar; President of Garfield; Academy Faculty. "It takes the strength of a Samson to keep a Senior Class peaceful." F. GEORGE SCHRANTZ, Warrenton, Mo. GARFIELD C. W. A. '21; Treasurer of Senior Class; Junior Ex. '24; Academy Faculty; Science Seminar; German Play '24; Pep Club. "A sad man and serious." ESTHER E. LUCKE, Haxtun, Colo. GOETHENIA P. C. H. S. '14; Colo. State Teachers College '21; Secretary and Treasurer of Junior Class; Vice-President of Senior Class; Ep-wbrth League Cabinet '24; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23, '24, '25; Gospel Team '24, '25; Goethenia Play '24; Junior Ex. '24; Basket Ball Squad '23, '24, '25; Captain of Basket Ball Team '25; President of Girls' "W" Club '25; Athletic Board '25; Orchestra '25. "As tall as any fir tree, as slim as any, dart, He must have a tall step ladder who wins her heart." He believes good things come in small packages.-Ed. Brandhorst. (46) [photo captions] CHARLES DIEHR, Wentzville, Mo. GARFIELD Foot ball '24; Basket Ball '24, '25; Captain of Basket Ball Team '25; Track Team; Tennis Team; Eisenmayer Cabinet; "W" Club. "He's dear to our hearts." EDMEE D. DIEKROEGER-DAVIS, Wright City, Mo. PHILOMATHIA C. W. A. '21; Department of Oratory '21; Post Graduate Oratory '22; Junior Ex. '24; Girls' Debating Team '24 and '25; Academy Faculty."Is forgetting how to walk, because of a (Cadil-) lac of exercise. GEORGE COLEMAN DYER, Warrenton, Mo. GARFIELD Varsity Debating Team '24, '25; Winner Oratorical Contest '24; Junior Ex. '24; President Student Body. '25; President Pepti-mists '25; Editor-in-Chief of Pulse '25; League Basket Ball Team '25; Varsity Tennis Team '24, '25; Tennis Championship, Doubles '24; "W" Club; Academy Faculty; Chorus '24; Orchestra '23, "24, '25; DeMolay; Second Place Rhodes Scholarship State of Missouri; Secretary-Treasurer Science Seminar; Vice-President Freshman Class. "The best way to learn public speaking is to speak on all possible occasions." Then he will talk, good gods, how he will talk-Ritter (47) [photo captions] ROSE M. HACKMANN Columbus, Nebr. PHILOMATHIA Columbus High School; "W" Club; Captain Basket Ball Squad '24; Academy Faculty; Board of Oratory and Debate; Debating Team; President Y. W. C. A.; Junior Ex. '24 "Does her best to make the Star shine." PAUL F. HAKE, Hoyleton, Ill. GOETHENIA Nashville High School; Advertising Manager Pulse '25; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet '24, '25; College Quartette "24, '25; Basket Ball Squad '22, '23, '25; Foot Ball Team '25; Gospel Team; President Freshman Class; College Chorus '23, '24, '25; Church Choir. "Talk to him of Jacob's ladder and he'll ask you the number of steps." CORNELIA HELMERS, Warrenton, Mo. PHILOMATHIA C. W. A.; National Kindergarten and Elementary College '20; Kirksville State Teachers College '21; President Philomathia '24; Cor. Sec. Philomathia '22, '23, '24; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23, '24, '25; Philo-Garfield Play '24; Literary, Editor Pulse '25; Secretary-Treasurer Freshman Class; Assistant Editor of Star '23, '24, '25; Gospel Team '24, '25. "Her ways are ways of pleasantness." "He never flunked, he neved lied, I reckon he never knowed how."-Finkbeiner (48) [photo captions] JOHN C. HOFSTETTER, Mulino, Ore. C. W. A. '22; College Chorus; Operetta; Y. M. C. A.; Junior Ex. '24; Pastor Stein- hagen M. E. Church '24, '25; Pendleton M. E. Church '25. "He can do three things well: smile, smile, smile." ESTHER H. HOLT, Warrenton, Mo. C. W. A. '20; Basket Ball Squad '22, '25; Academy Teacher '24; "W" Club '22, '23, '24, '25. AGNES KLEEMAN, Nashville, Ill. PHILOMATHIA Nashville High School '22; Science Seminar. "When she laughs all nature wakens." "Academy students please remain."-Chiles. (49) [photo captions] SYLVIA R. KRUEGER, High Hill, Mo. PHILOMATHIA C. W. A.; Y. W. C. A.; President Philoma-thia; Vice-President "W" Club; Junior Ex. '24; Philomathia Play '25; Academy Faculty; Debating Team; Science Seminar. "An earnest seeker after knowledge." EUNICE L. MEINERSHAGEN, Warrenton, Mo. Academy Faculty; Basket Ball Squad '23, '24, '25; College Chorus "21, '23, '25; Epworth League; Gospel Team '25; Y. W. C. A.; C. W. A.; Warrenton High School. LUCILLE M. NIEBURG, Warrenton, Mo. PHILOMATHIA Vice-President Philomathia; Junior Ex. '24; Orchestra; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet; C. W. A. '21; Warrenton High School; Gospel Team '25- "Really, he's my private property." "I am resolved to grow fat and look young until forty."-Miss Stewart. (50) [photo captions] AMANDA L. SCHAKE, Marthasville, Mo. C. W. A. '20; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '24, '25; Circulation Manager of the Pulse; Debating Team; Gospel Team; Student Volunteer; German Play; Oratory '23; State Oratorical Contest. "How can you debate thus and never tire?" FREDERICK A. SCHULZE, Edwardsville, Ill. GARFIELD President Junior Class; Vice-President Gar-field; Junior Ex. '24; Business Manager of Pulse; Pastor New Melle M. E. Church; Basket Ball Squad '22, '23, '25; "W" Club; Cheer Leader Senior Class; Captain Base Ball Team '23; Edwardsville High School; Academy Faculty; Eisenmayer Cabinet '24. "The sun travels west every evening." "All great men are either dead or dying, and I don't feel well myself."-Runge. (51) [photo captions] BEULAH G. WOHLBECK, Syracuse, Mo. PHILOMATHIA Tipton High School '21; Howard Payne A. A.; Academy Faculty. "Say kid, do you think that he'll give us a test, kid?" LYDIA L. YEUTTER, Eustis, Nebr. GOETHENIA Eustis High School '21; Y. W. C. A.; Epworth League; College Chorus '22, '23, '24; Academy Faculty; Star Reporter. "Her voice has in it a caress." King of Literature.-Meine. (52) [photo captions] ALMA C. HOLLMANN, Warrenton, Mo. PHILOMATHIA "W" Club; Oratory '22; Oratorical Contest; Philo-Garfield Play '22; Star Staff '23; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '23; Girls' Basket Ball Squad '21, '22, '23, '24; Junior Ex. '24; Board of Athletics '24; Board of Oratory and Debate '24. "Her wit is as keen as a razor blade." MARY REID MUSICK, Foristell, Mo. C. W. A. '19; Academy Faculty; Assistant Librarian. "A studious maiden have we here, Who studies hard throughout the year." "No rest but the grave for the pilgrims of love."-Fabre. (53) JUNIOR Suppose, my dear, that you were I And by your side your sweetheart sate; Suppose you noticed by and by The distance 'twixt you were too great; Now tell me, dear, what would you do ? I know-and so do you. And when (so comfortably placed) Suppose you only grew aware That that dear, dainty little waist Of hers looked very lonely there. Pray tell me sooth-what would you do? I know, and so do you. When having done what I just did, With not a frown to check or chill, Suppose her red lips seemed to bid Defiance to your lordly will; Oh, tell me, sweet, what would you do? I know, and so do you. -Eugene Field. (54) The Junior Class AGES AGO, so it seems, nature planted in the Freshman field of Central Wesleyan College, some slightly sophisticated beings with little green topsy turvy tufts. They created a sensation and soon the youths of the campus became aware of the mysterious forms around them. These grew in audacity until it became evident that some day they would rule Central Wesleyan College. This, the first chapter of the history of our class, tells you the unbiased truth. Chapter Two gives a picture of the class in a more advanced stage, with a lovable sauciness, yet devoid of conceit and snobbishness, as its members journeyed to and fro about the campus. The period is further characterized by the honorable contributions of some remarkably developed material, to the college, destined to become geniuses. Noticeable athletes sprang up in our midst and came to the front, representing the splendid spirit of the class in their desire to bring honor to our college. Chapter Three brings a continuation of athletic, mental and moral attainment. Although our class has been decreased to only eighteen members, we entered the year with pep and renewed interest in the work before us. As a class we have always striven and shall continue to strive to attain our highest goal. We hope for the time when we shall emerge from our school existence, and enter into a new life, with new ideas, new purposes, new responsibilities, to become a social force in the life of today. The class of '26 has never lost its vim, and it will be found in Chapter Four, striving upward to greater achievement, steadfastly adhering to the principles of our Alma Mater. -M. W. T. MOTTO : "Don't Talk-Act." CLASS FLOWER-Yellow Rose. CLASS COLORS: Orange and Black. "Man's love is of man's life a thing apart, 'tis woman's whole existence." -Cordry. (55) Junior Class Officers Merle Tate..........President Truman Brandt. ..Vice President Maude Wohlbeck......Sec'y.-Treasurer [photo captions] MAUDE WOHLBECK Syracuse, Mo. "Now don't you like her picture?" MERLE W. TATE Everest, Kansas "Imagine him with a hair upon his coat sleeve and some powder on his tie." TRUMAN BRANDT Victor, Iowa "Once cupid took a morning stroll A victim he was seeking, He shot Truman in Illinois And his heart is still a'leaking." "A little bee, sat on a tree, And then he sat on me, O. G." (56) [photo captions] EFFIE M. BEBERMEYER, Warrenton, Missouri "Always ready to do her share." RUBY B. BOETTLER, Warrenton, Missouri "Of manners gentle and affections mild." JOSEPH J. DIETERICH, Guernsey, Iowa "Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed." ARNOLD H. DREYER, Warrenton, Missouri "A gentleman at heart, but is too far gone." "Punctuality is one of the most important rounds in the ladder of success." - Lucke. (57) [photo captions] CHAMP C. ELLIS, McKittrick, Missouri 'Tis a pity that love should be so contrary." OTTO M. FABRE, St. Louis, Mo. "Hang sorrow, care will kill a cat." CARL FISCHER, Brenham, Texas. "I am Sir Oracle, when I speak let no dog bark." IVAN C. JOHNSON, Fairfield, Ill. "To be strong is to be happy." "Easily taken" Dyer. (58) [photo captions] MELVIN W. NIEBURG, Wright City, Mo. "A man after her heart." ANDREW C. RUNGE, Hughesville, Mo. "His permanent wave is the envy of the other sex." IRENE SAATMAN, Warrenton, Missouri "A modest maid is she." CARL SCHLEGEL, Otis, Kansas "She came, He saw, They conquered." "Ma, may I be a dude?"-Wuethrich. (59) [photo captions] ANNA A. SALZWEDEL, Warrenton, Missouri "Modest and sweet " RAYMOND STURGIS, Carnegie, Okla. "Positive evidence that he once went out with a girl." CHARLOTTE WU, Kiukiang, China "Asks questions all the day Whether at work or at play." JESSIE MEYERS, Troy, Mo. (Entered Second Semester.) "A too tender heart is the world's pin cushion,"-Esther Walters. (60) [Picture] Whose? watches ? (61) SOPHOMORES A little compliment now and then You're not the first by whom this scheme was tried, Nor yet the last one to have failed and cried. -Exchange. (62) The Sophomores HAVING pried into the last twenty editions of the Pulse, as I have seen several others do, I have finally reached an unalterable decision. Having carefully brushed my sleeves and sneezed twice as a result of the dust acquired from the aforesaid ancient documents, I resolve that this article shall not begin in this manner: "Two years ago we entered this! school as green Freshmen, thirty-eight strong. This year as vain Sophs we number somewhere around twenty-eight." I know it is the approved style from ages long past but the Class of '27 entered this college neither as green Freshmen nor is it more vain than any other class, even though there is some justifiable reason for it. Some president, in trying to gain popularity with the upper classmen, made a remark to the effect that a college would be better off without Freshmen and Sophomores. Looking upon the Class of 1928, a neutral spectator might agree with the aforesaid president and no one could greatly blame him. However, one look at the Sophomore Class would convince him of the fact that some presidents made mistakes. The truth is, you who see us every day, become so accustomed to our super-ability and latent powers that you are no longer duly impressed. For your benefit I shall briefly show you that the Sophomore Class is of vital importance to the school in the three principal branches of school life-the athletic, the intellectual and the social sphere. In football the Class of 1927 was very ably represented by Reinhardt, Duewel, Proett, Wuethrich, Juergensmeyer and Schlegel while in basketball three of the eight members of the squad are Sophs-Duewel, Brandt and Reinhardt. That is what might be called a "fair" showing. Intellectually, we are not surpassed. At least half of our class is headed for a "cum laude" even though not working for the honors, and the other members are reported to show such ability with original answers that it is quite possible the professors will grant them a "cum laude" also. In fact, we predict that at least thirty of twenty-six members will succeed brilliantly in life. Socially, we need no introduction. The leap year party of the Class of 1927 was such a success that it seems the fame of it will follow us through our entire college career. Well, I never did think much of that college president, anyway.-C. J. H. "The manner of speaking is fully as important as the matter."-Schake. (63) Sophomore Class Officers Lawrence Wuethrich..........President Martin Duewel...............Vice President Elenore Havighurst. . . . ..Sec'y.-Treasurer [photo captions] LAWRENCE J. WUETHRICH, Columbus, Nebraska MARTIN H. DUEWEL, Truesdale, Missouri ELENORE G. HAVIGHURST, Warrenton, Missouri "The shiek who thinks he is running a close second to the Prince of Wales -- Leek. (64) [photo captions] EDWARD A. BRANDHORST, Hughesville, Missouri ELDON M. BRANDT, Warrenton, Missouri LELA M. BUNTE, St. Louis, Mo. LAWRENCE BUSCHMANN, Warrenton, Missouri "The doctor says he's suffering from overwork."-Ordelheide. (65) [photo captions] JEWETT A. DAVIDSON, High Hill, Missouri JOHN G. EISENBERG, Warrenton, Missouri RUTH M. ENGLER, Valley Park, Missouri RAYMOND FINKBEINER, Connel, Washington CARL J. HELMERS, Warrenton, Missouri "There are letters of accent and letters of tone But the best of all letters is to 'let her' alone."-Morre. (66) [photo captions] HOWARD L. HENDERSHOTT, Warrenton, Missouri CHARLES W. JUERGENSMEYER New Truxton, Missouri CELIA LIESE, Corder, Missouri AUGUST A. LIND, Warrenton, Missouri "Somewhere a voice is squalling."-Wm. Ratje. (67) [photo captions] ALVIN W. MEINE, Warrenton, Missouri FLORA L. POLSIER, Warrenton, Missouri ANNA PRINGLE, Wright City, Missouri HERMAN PROETT, Higginsville, Missouri SEACHARDT REINHARDT, Bison, Kansas "Hide me, Carl, if I'm found I'm lost."-Bertha. (68) [photo captions] FRED SCHLEGEL, Otis, Kansas LEONA SCHULZ, Wentzville, Missouri A. LOVELL SKINNER, Jonesburg, Missouri GRACE WEGENER, Wright City, Missouri LILLIAN M. WESSENDORF, Warrenton, Missouri "I must be great, I have conquered Caesar."-Wuethrich. (69) The Sophomores-Freshman Class Fight THE FRESHMAN CLASS became ambitious the night of the Junior Ex and felt that they ruled the campus, so promptly they decided to raise their colors. Not only did they raise their flags but placed their colors in Kessler and painted '28 on the large chimney of the heating plant. Their rule was short-lived, however, as the members of the upper classes proceeded to lower the beautiful Freshman colors and by eight-thirty, Thursday morning, all signs of a Freshman class, not only colors, were eradicated from the campus. One of the flags was torn to shreds by the Sophs and each one of them displayed a part of it as a trophy. About 12:30, however, the clouds of war began to gather before Eisenmayer when a few Sophs flashed the flag before the Freshies present. Like a toreador in the arena the Sophies flashed and flipped the flag before the Freshies until like the bull incensed, they rushed toward the flag of their allegiance and grabbed it. THE FIGHT WAS ON !!! Like a snowball rolling down hill the fight gained in fury and size until at last fifteen Freshies and nine Sophs participated. During the fight eyes turned color, teeth grated, arms and legs twisted, even shoes were removed by one Freshie, who it seemed was enjoying the child-like pleasure of removing dad's or mother's slippers, and had not grown out of this stage of childhood as yet. Clothing was removed piece by piece without even stopping to unbutton it. (Tailor reports a net profit of $23.16 for week of March 2-6.) Thirty minutes of violent struggling and no decision, until at last one Freshie was seen pacing across the campus with a strip of goods which was identified later as the much coveted banner. Tugging at it had torn it into small bits so that anyone could have run with a red handkerchief and it would have been mistaken for the flag. So the Freshies in victory had been defeated, since in securing their banner they had accomplished the task of the Sophs, namely that of destroying the Freshie colors. A fierce fight it was but the wonderful sportsmanship and good fellowship made it a pleasure and sport for the participants. No blows were struck and no serious injuries sustained and much entertainment was afforded the upper classmen, academy, and faculty. All in all, everything is O. K., and now again peace reigns at C. W. C.-F. S. "A kiss is like a bottle of olives, after you get the first one the rest come easy."-Ehlert. (70) [Picture] (71) FRESHMAN From many schools across the land, Right merrily they came, Each lad and lass with visions grand So sure were they of fame; High up, the eyes of the Freshmen gaze Midst the years of the Seniors bold, And tact and training the Freshman displays Neath the scorn of the Sophomores cold. Content are they, in their new regime, Latin and English and all the rest, And study time's a pleasant dream. So anxious are they to do their best, Succeed they must in the four year's test. (72) The Freshman HAIL to the class of 1928! The fall of 1924 saw boys and girls from all over the country join this class, desirous of being one of its members. Representatives from Missouri, Illinois, Wisconsin, Texas, Oregon, Alaska, Kansas and even the Philippines, assembled to make this the best and most illustrious class in the college. We have been beset by trials, ridicule, and difficulties. Our boys were forced to toil and sweat and in their Freshman inexperience were induced to buy radiators and chapel seats in Kessler Hall, while our girls were made to expend a great deal of time and "elbow grease" in polishing shoes and sewing-en missing buttons for the poor, helpless upper classmen who, though so learned (?) in books, seemed utterly ignorant of this fine art. But through it all we have come out a better and bigger class than if we had never met such handicaps. We are represented by members in the literary societies, on the varsity football team, varsity basket ball squad, college chorus, college quartette, college band, "Pep" Club and "W" Club, in fact, the Freshmen are into nearly everything. We are proud of our attainments and hope by the development of the talents we possess, to be the best class ever graduated from Central Wesleyan College. Under the leadership of the class officers, elected the first part of the School year, beneath the colors of scarlet and silver, we live by the motto: "Always behind, before-Now at last, first." We glory in our possibilities and realize that new, as well as in the future, we shall serve mankind because of the knowledge and the "knocks" we have received here. When in later life, we look back on our college, we are sure our favorite memories shall be of the Freshman Class.-R. W. "But how in the world does Puget Sound?"-Charlotte Wu. (73) Freshmen Officers Gilbert Wieting...............................President Esther Z. Walters.......Vice President Ruth Weiffenbach......Sec'y.-Treasurer [photo captions] GILBERT WIETING, Martin, Texas RUTH WEIFFENBACH, Warrenton, Missouri ESTHER Z. WALTERS, Milwaukee, Wisconsin "A rosebud set with little willful thorns."-Charlie Clerk. (74) [photo captions] WILLIAM BARTON, Jonesburg, Missouri MILTON BIERBAUM, Marthasville, Missouri WILLIAM BOEHMER, Jonesburg, Missouri ELSIE BRANDHORST, Hughesville, Missouri ARTURO CABACUNGAN, Mangatarem, P. I. "I know absolutely everything."-Essman. (75) [photo captions] CHARLIE CLARK, Bartlesville, Okla. LARKIN CORVEY, Jonesburg, Missouri GLADYS DOTHAGE., Jonesburg, Missouri GILBERT DUDE, Edwardsville, Ill. WILBERT EHLERT, Corder, Missouri CLARENCE ESSMAN, Nokomis, Ill. "He that winketh the eye causeth sorrow."-Finkbeiner (76) [photo captions] MALINDA VIETH, Warrenton, Mo. HORACE FRYE, Warrenton, Mo. GEORGE GERDEMAN, Wright City, Mo. NELSON HAKE, Nashville, Ill. ELIZABETH KIMMIS, Jonesburg, Mo. ALBERT KLEEMAN. Nashville, Ill. "Mr. Fischer, I don't like that smacking."-Miss Glidden at Junior Ex. practice (77) [photo captions] FRANCIS KOENIG, Bolis, Mo. EVRARD LEEK, Warrenton, Mo. AMELIA LEHMAN, Jamestown, Mo. PEARL MAACK, Victor, Iowa. JULIA MILLER-ELLIOTT, Warrenton, Mo. VIRGIL MILTENBERGER, Warrenton, Mo. "I'm trying to make others think as much of me as I think of myself." -C. W. C. Men. (78) [photo captions] OLIN MONSEES, Smithton, Mo. CLYDE MOORE, Warrenton, Mo. HARVEY MORRE, Drake, Mo. EUGENIA MORRIS, Warrenton, Mo. ISABELLA MORSE, Warrenton, Mo. VIOLET PISTORIUS, Boody, Ill. "They are gigglers of great renown, They're never known to wear a frown, They giggle and giggle from morn till night, For giggling is their greatest delight." - Hedwig and Elsie. (79) [photo captions] MARGARET PRINGLE, Wright City, Mo. AUGUSTA PROFITT, Jonesburg, Mo. RAYMOND RITTER, St. Charles, Mo, CLARA ROCKLAGE, Marthasville, Mo. FLORA ROCKLAGE, Marthasville, Mo. TRAUGOTT ROHNER, Portland, Oregon. "Never smiles unless there is a lady in sight."-Diehr. (80) [photo captions] ESTHER SCHLABACK, Jamestown, Mo. EDNA SCHULZE, Warrenton, Mo. LEONA STRIEKER, Nashville, Ill. VELMA BURGESS, Silex, Mo. MARIE TOMEK, Hawk Point, Mo. LILLIAN VOGT, Warrenton, Mo. "Will be roasted enough when the pulse is out."-Pulse Staff. (81) [photo captions] LEONA WEBER, Warrenton, Mo. MILTON WEHRMAN, Hawk Point, Mo. EDNA WINTER, Owensville, Mo. CECIL YOUNG, Jonesburg, Mo. MABLE O'BRIEN, entered school the second semester. LILLIAN JASPER, entered school the second semester. "Owns the finest collection of pipes in state."-Duewel. (82) [Picture] Mo.Lasses (83) Academy As the future of the nation lies in its childhood, so the future of Central Wesleyan lies in its Academy. (84) The Academy Faculty Brandt, Truman................ Algebra Diekroeger, Edmee.....Modern History Davidson, Jewett.......Plane Geometry Dreyer, Arnold..............Shorthand Diehr, Charles..............Algebra I. [photo caption] First Row, Left to Right-Beulah Wohlbeck, Maude Wohlbeck, Esther Lucke, Agnes Kleeman, Edmee Diekroeger, Sylvia Krueger, Rose Hackman, August Lind. Center Row-Charles Diehr, Lydia Yeutter, Amanda Schake, Eunice Meinershagen, Lucille Nieburg, Cornelia Helmers, Wendell Evans, Frederick Schulze. Bottom Row-Seachardt Reinhardt, Clarence Lindemyer, Melvin Nieburg, Ira N. Chiles (Principal), Paul Hake, George C. Dyer, Arnold Dreyer. Dyer, George C....Algebra II., Solid Geometry Evans, Wendell.............Physiology Hackmann, Rose.... Physical Education Hake, Paul.............Modern History Helmers, Cornelia.. .Kindergarten Methods (College Credit) Hollmann, Alma............English IV. Kleeman, Agnes........Plane Geometry Krueger, Sylvia......American History Lind, August......Mechanical Drawing Lindemeyer, Clarence...Latin, Vocational Guidance, Reviews Lucke, Esther........American History Meinershagen, Eunice........English I. Nieburg, Lucille.............English II. Nieburg, Melvin ....Bookkeeping, Commercial Law, Commercial Geography. Painter, Lydia...English, Physiology, American Problems, Citizenship. Reinhardt, Seachardt.......Penmanship Schake, Amanda................History Schrantz, George............Physiology Schulze, Frederick. .American Problems Wohlbeck, Beulah..........English III. Wohlbeck, Maude............English I. Yeutter, Lydia...............English II. "Behold, the scrub faculty." (85) Fourth Academy Gladys Meyer................ President Bertha Preul.....Vice President Doran Hendershott.....Sec'y--Treasurer [photo captions] GLADYS MEYER, Hoyleton, Ill. BERTHA PREUL, Hawk Point, Missouri DORAN HENDERSHOTT, Warrenton, Missouri "Used to be our football hope but has changed departments."-Paul Hake. (86) [photo captions] ARLENE ASTROTH, Wright City, Missouri EMIL BEBERMEYER, Warrenton, Missouri ALPHA BRYANT, Jonesburg, Missouri JESSIE CORDRY, Bunceton, Missouri HELEN EREISER, Truesdale, Missouri GUSTAVE HOECH, Hawk Point, Missouri "Veste, doesn't it make you tired to carry that mustache?"-Charlie Clark. (87) [photo captions] ROSALIND HOHN, Warrenton, Missouri DOROTHY KIETHLEY, Warrenton, Missouri NELLIE KIETHLEY, Warrenton, Missouri MARY LEEK, Hawk Point, Missouri NELSON MARTIN, Warrenton, Missouri EDITH MEIER, Foristell, Missouri ADELIA MICHEL, Canaan, Missouri "The first Freshman love."-Leona and Essman. (88) [photo captions] GLADYS NIEBURG, Wright City, Missouri. LORENZ ORDELHEIDE, Moscow Mills, Missouri WILLIAM RATJE, Florence, Missouri ETHEL RITTER, Higginsville, Missouri FREDERICK ROEHRIG, Warrenton, Missouri DELLA SALZWEDEL, Warrenton, Missouri INEZ SCHLABACH, La Crosse, Wisconsin "All hope abandon ye who enter here."-Discipline Committee. (89) [photo captions] HAROLD SCHMIDT, Foristell, Missouri WILLIAM SCHULZE, Warrenton, Missouri EMMA SCHWARTZENBACH, Zurich, Switzerland WALLACE SEGER, Foristell, Missouri LYDDA VAHLE, New Truxton, Missouri EDNA WEHRMAN, Montgomery City, Missouri (90) [photo captions] Fourth Academy COLLEGE LIFE and college activities are always looked back upon by men who have entered the whirl of life, with great satisfaction. One is never too busy to stop and think about those things in which he took part during his college days, and the many friends he made. Yet this memory is governed by the part which you and your chums took in the activities at school. We have only thirty students in the illustrious Fourth Academy class, but after you are told just a little about each one you will agree with me that we have thirty select students. On our list are the following: Arlene Astroth, who's motto is "Little, But Loud"; Emil Bebermeyer, who thinks Brutus was a wire man; Alpha Bryant, if you just look at her right, resembles Abraham Lincoln in many respects; Grace Chrismer, our "Uold Locks"; Jessie Cordry, who sings "Where he leads me I will follow"; Helen Ereiser, who will make a good student, although she just came from the third academy this last semester; Doran Hendershott, who once heard some one say, "There is no rest for the wicked," and ever since has been doubtful of his character; Gustave Hoech, will make a good foot ball player some day, even though he has some competition in the class; Rosalind Hohn, whose ideal is that of Priscilla "Meek and Modest"; Dorothy Keithley, who says, "Variety is the spice of life"; Nellie Keithley, who says, "The^ life of an old maid is a beautiful life"; Mary Leek, who once said it was^ easy to study physics, especially on laboratory days; Nelson Martin, who' marches to his classes to the rattle of his drum; Edith Meier, who was caught studying the other day; Gladys Meyer, who is our most honorable and efficient president, has done much for our welfare and still finds time to make "S's" and "E's" in her studies. We say "You can't hold a good fellow down"; Gladys Nieburg comes from the town of Wright City, so we couldn't expect anything but a sweet girl; Adelia Michel says she will be there with bells on; Lorenz Ordelheide, a regular "Long Fellow"; Bertha Preul says "Two are better than one in a pinch"; William Ratje, our preacher; Ethel Ritter, what she lacks in one way she makes up for in another; Frederick Roehrig, one look is sufficient to prove he will be a great man some day; Inez Schlabach, our "Rook Wizzard" ; Harold Schmidt, "One trial merits another," he says. He is a little bashful but his music speaks for him; William, Schulze, he has; learned from John Alden's mistake and speaks for himself; Emma Schwart-zenbach, who will some day tell the people in China about this wonderful class; Wallace Seger, who can talk German almost as well as Alvin Meine; Lydda Vahle, whose favorite pastime is reading "Love Stories"; Edna Wehr-man, who says bobbed hair has no meaning; Delia Salzwedel, who spent two years studying a dead language, or Latin, says, that it has almost come to life. Watch our smoke.-D. H. Go on and do it, see if I care."-Maude. (91) [photo captions] The Fourth Academy Play THE PROGRESS of Central Wesleyan Academy, which has been gradually developing under the efficient administration of- its principals, showed itself this year when the Senior Class gave the first play in the history of the school. Two comedies were presented. The first, entitled, "The Florist's Shop," in one act, was clever and attractive. The stage, beautifully decorated to resemble a florist's shop, drew much admiration and many compliments from the audience. The second, entitled "Our Career," a comedietta also in one act, likewise created a lot of fun. The participants realized their responsibility to make the evening a success and put forth their very best dramatic ability. The class attributes much of the success of these plays to the competent and thorough coaching of Miss Glidden and Professor Chiles. The unselfish spirit, the splendid co-operation, and fine fellowship shown by the class, also, made the efforts necessary in presenting a play a pleasant and worth while task.-G. M. The casts of the plays were as follows: THE FLORIST'S SHOP CHARACTERS: Maude, the florist's bookkeeper ............Miss Gladys Nieburg Henry, an ordinary, tough, but impressionable office boy .......... Mr. Gustave Hoech Slovsky, the middle-aged Jewish proprietor of the shop ........ Mr. Doran Hendershott Miss Wells, a timid, talkative faded spinster ..................... Miss Rosalind Hobn Mr. Jackson, solemn and somewhat pompous in manner - A very busy business man, engaged to Miss Wells ............... Mr. Harold Schmidt "OUR CAREER" Bobby Cameron, author of the Junior Farce......................Mr. Nelson Martin Dolly Dunn, a clever, chic girl and fiancee of Bobby..............Miss Gladys Meyer Stewart Dunn, Dolly's brother, in love with Mildred...........Mr. Emil Bebermeyer Mrs. Dunn......................................................Miss Inez Schlabach Mr. Charles Reney Emerson, dramatic critic of the Berkeley Times.................................Mr. Lorenz Ordelheide Mr. Pierre Delmarge, a French artist of the Berkeley Times.....Mr. Frederick Roehrig Vera Masten, a frivolous, lisping maiden............................Miss Lydda Vahle Mildred Benson, a college girl.......................................Miss Mary Leek Percy Condon, an effeminate college boy............................Mr. William Ratje "The Boys of the ZI Swell Up Club. The Girls of the We Turna Down Club." (92) Third Academy [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right- Lucile Meier, Emma Gassman, Marvel Kleinschmidt, Viola Linnert, Dorothea Buschman, Evelyn Miltenberger, Wessie Schaper. Bottom Row-George Hoech, Lyman Winter, Theodore Buescher, Lewis Eliott, Paul Schwartz, Raymond Schlanker, Herbert Schnarre. Class Roll THEODORE BUESCHER DOROTHEA BUSCHMANN LEWIS ELLIOTT EMMA GASSMAN HERMAN HILDRETH GEORGE HOECH MARVEL KLEINSCHMIDT ORR KOELLING NORMAN KRUETZMAN VIOLA LINNERT LUCILE MEIER THEREASA MILLS EVELYN MILTENBERGER WESSIE SCHAPER RAYMOND SCHLANKER HERBERT SCHNARRE GUSTAVE SCHULZE BESSIE WALKER ALBERT WINDMANN LYMAN WINTER THEODORE WOLFF "So sweet a face, such angel grace."-Paul and Lid. (93) Third Academy History wE ARE the illustrious Class of 1926. One score and one strong, our class is represented on the girls' basket ball squad, Pep club, and the league teams of outstanding ability. Actually, all the wit digested by the college, as well as the Academy, originated in the Third Academy. We can well prove this, for the best jokes are not printed, but run around on two legs. The Third Academy prides itself on being different from the other classes. We are striving onward and upward to reach our goal of knowledge. We are tackling the most difficult courses in the Academy and are glad to say that we are successfully mastering Solid Geometry, Advanced Algebra, and Mechanical Drawing. Some are looking forward to making successful business men and women through this training received in the Commercial Department. It is our earnest desire that other classes may profit by our success and allow us to give a few words of advice. I. "Don't linger in the hallways, Or sit upon the stairs; Don't whisper during chapel, Or sit around in pairs. If you do, you must be careful And look all about; For the Faculty will catch you, If you don't watch out. II. Don't try to bum your classes; Or try to bluff your way; Don't neglect your lessons Which come once every day. If you do, you must be careful And look all about; For the Faculty may catch you And decide "To flunk you out." "I see you are early of late; you used to be behind before, and now you are first at last." (94) Second Academy Class William E. Painter...........President Mary Groce.............Vice President Louise Wawerzin.......Sec'y/Treasurer Arland Palmer.............Cheer Leader [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Delia Thoroughman, Mary Roche, John Pitts, William Painter, Armin Brandhorst, Elsie Pauk, Parks Mitchell. Bottom Row-Lulu Jones, Mary Groce, Clifford Gerdeman, Pierre Foristell, Sadie Vahle, Dorothea Morse. Class Roll BUEKER, OSCAR BURGESS, DEE BRANDHORST, ARMIN GERDEMAN, CLIFFORD GROCE, MARY FORISTELL, PIERRE JONES, LULU B. MITCHELL, PARKS L. MORSE, DOROTHEA D. PAINTER, WILLIAM E. PITTS, JOHN P. PAUK, ELSIE M, PALMER, ARLAND W. ROCHE, MARY A. THOROUGHMAN, DELLA VAHLE, SADIE WAWERZIN, LOUISE F. MORGAN, RICHARD MOTTO: "Ever Higher" FLOWER: White Rose COLORS: Blue and Gold From short pants to football guard; or how I won my success.-John Pitts. (95) Academy Class of '27 THIS is station CWA, our radio letters meaning "Central Wesleyan Academy," broadcasting from the dome of Kessler Hall at Warrenton, Mo. The personnel of our Class of '27 is known throughout the land as a wise bunch as they have come to Wesleyan for their education. The members of this class were at the beginning of last year the greenest of Freshmen. They came from widely scattered parts of the country and brought with them the mannerisms and ideals of their communities. These were sifted and welded into a compact mass which gave the class a basis for action. Action they had, too, securing for themselves admiration, respect, and honor. Having been so successful on their first venture, most of the old class members returned to Wesleyan at the beginning of this year bringing with them six new members. This year has been even more successful for them than the last was. This class is one continuous source of supply for practically all the Academy and College activities. They are represented on the CeWesCo athletic teams, en the fighting League teams, in the literary societies, in Y. M. and Y. W., and many other activities. Among their membership is a generous sprinkling of E and S students, orators, debaters, musicians, singers, and all around good sports. "And what's her history, a blank. She never told her love."-Miss Painter. (96) [photo caption] Top, Left to Right-Anna Petzold, Hedwig Boeger. Bottom-Louise Kelly, Clara Ellerman, Virginia Kelly. First Academy Class Roll HEDWIG BOEGER CLARA ELLERMAN CLIFFORD FULKS MABEL LOUISE KELLEY VIRGINIA KELLEY ANNA PETZOLD WILLIAM THOROUGHMAN LEONA WEGENER "Cloaked in silent dignity he holds his own among us."-Foristell. (97) First Academy ONCE upon a time, as all interesting stories begin, a great pilgrimage took place. It was not great because of numbers but because of the greatness of the pilgrims. Their destiny was C. W. A. and their goal is to some day speak of C. W. C. as their Alma Mater. Among these illustrious wayfarers you will find Clara Ellerman who rejoices when she pulls down an E. Clifford Fulks, who is our foot ball star, would like to set an example for the rest of the class. Louise Kelley and her sister Virginia plod their weary way from Truesdale every day to join their class mates. Then comes Anna Petzold who journeys from the "WEST END" nearly every day to take her bookkeeping lessons of which she is very fond. William Thoroughman, wished there never was such a thing as English. Leona Wegener, the shark in Algebra, is most industrious and will some day be a shark in music if the good work keeps up. Now don't you think it worth your time to give fifteen rahs for the Freshman Academy Class of '24 and '25?-H. S. B. "She'll never die of over-work."-Elsie Brandhorst. (98) [Picture] (99) Book 4 (100) Departments (101) [Picture] (102) Conservatory of Music MUSIC, besides having much cultural value, is one of the greatest arts God has given man. Says Dr. P. P. Claxton, former U. S. Commissioner of Education, "sooner or later we shall not only recognize the cultural value of music, but we shall also begin to understand that, after the beginning of reading, writing, arithmetic, and geometry, music has a greater practical value than any subject taught in the schools." Twenty-five years ago there were few educators who would have subscribed to the above statement. Today there are legions. Twenty-five years ago few universities or colleges and no high schools granted credits in music. Today practically every university, or college with a department of music, and high schools almost without number, grant such credits. This all goes to show the wonderful strides music has made, as a factor in education, the last quarter of a century. Again cities are more than ever supporting large orchestras and bands. Municipal auditoriums, great business concerns (such as Wannamaker's) and high schools are being equipped with costly pipe organs upon which monthly, weekly, and in some instances daily recitals are given. Central Wesleyan College long since recognized the practical as well as cultural value of music and hence has recognized the department of music as an integral part of our institution. The conservatory, recognizing the fact that talents and tastes differ, offers pupils the choice of several organizations to develop their talents and gratify their tastes-college chorus, band, orches-orchestra, etc. Those who desire may study piano, violin, organ, or theory with the assurance that the conservatory faculty is one of the strongest ever assembled tra, and others. Every faculty member has had years of experience in recital work. In order to give students and the community an opportunity to become better acquainted with the best in music, several faculty recitals, and choral works will be given each school year. Besides there are fortnight student recitals and concerts in addition to an occasional lyceum number. The intention is not only to teach music, but also to cultivate an appreciation for good music. "Always?" Celia sighed. "Always!" Fat cried. (103) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Elsie Pauk, Ruby Boettler, Amanda Schake. Bottom-Mary Groce, Astrid Glidden (Instructor), Dorothea Morse, Clara Rocklage. Expression Department THE aim of this department is to train students to express their individuality, their thoughts and emotions, effectively before an audience. A course in Public Speaking is required of all who expect to graduate from college. This course helps to develop ease, power, and self control before an audience, and actual practice in speaking received in the class room will prove valuable to men and women of any profession. Self-posession is the central idea. Other courses are offered which are value to the minister, the teacher, the doctor, and the community worker as well as to those specializing in the art of expression. In order to graduate from this department, a four years high school course is required and a definite amount of private work in addition to giving a Junior and Senior recital* All private students participate in recitals given throughout the year. This not only gives them confidence in appearing before an audience, but it helps them to become graceful, natural, and powerful.-A. G. "The inevitable black bag."-Glidden. (104) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Delia Salzwedel, Frederick Rochrig, Helen Ereiser. Bottom-Lorenz Ordellieidc, August Lind (Instructor), Lewis Elliott. The Engineer Drawing Department ENGINEER Drawing was formerly included in the Art Department but the desire for an extended and detailed course called for a division and today we have the initial class in Engineer Drawing since the department has become a separate division. To meet the requirements in this department is by no means an easy task; for both the born artist and the one not blest with the coveted artistic touch, alike must present the specified number of Drawing plates. The born artist is very little in advance of the average student, for the implements and their use are as strange to the one as they are to the other. Indeed the course is not a luxury or a pastime, but patience and long suffering must be exerted at all times. These ambitious pupils study, and draw plans to perfect and add the artistic touch to furniture; exterior and interior house plans; architecture* in wood, brick, cement, stone, etc.; machinery and parts, both gas and electrical; practically all designs in science and invention. Surely in this age our Engineer Drawing Department cannot be dispensed with, and indications tend toward a larger and better equipped department than ever in the history of our College.-A. L. "I'm done with you," said one biscuit to the other as they came out of the oven." (105) [photo caption] Top Row, left to right-Mitchell, Bueker, Pitts, Brandhorst, Gerdeman, Morre, Foristell, Martin, Schlanker, Roehrig, Burgess. Middle Row-Schnarre, Jones, Vahle, Mills, Leek, Wehrman, Michel, Petzold, Thoroughman, Miltenberger, Meyer, Schaper. Bottom Row-Kelly, Vahle, Wawerzin, Dreyer (Instructor), Nieburg (Instructor), Reinhardt (Instructor), Kelly, Walker, Gassman. Commercial Department BOOKKEEPING Bebermeyer, Emil Foristell, Pierre Hildreth, Herman Jones, Lula Martin, Nelson Michel, Adelia Morgan, Richard Morre, Harvey Petzold, Anna Pitts, John Ratje, William Roehrig, Frederick Vahle, Sadie Windman, Albert Young, Cecil TYPEWRITING Brandhorst, Armin Chrismer, Grace Ellerman, Clara Hildreth, Herman Jones, Lula Kreutzmann, Norman Leek, Mary Ludwig, Eunice Martin, Nelson Meyer, Gladys Michel, Adelia Mills, Theresa Miltenberger, Evelyn Mitchel, Parks Morgan, Richard Petzold, Anna Roche, Mary Schaper, Wesse Schlanker, Raymond Schnarre, Herbert Walker, Bessie Wawerzin, Louise Wehrman, Edna Windman, Albert COMMERCIAL LAW Bueker, Oscar Burgess, Otha D. Elliott,Lewis Foristell, Pierre Gerdeman, Clifford Koelling, Orr Michel, Adelia Palmer, Arland Schnarre, Herbert Thoroughman, Delia Windman, Albert PENMANSHIP Brandhorst, Armin Kelly, Louise Kelly, Virginia Petzold, Anna Thoroughman, Delia Wegener, Delia Morgan, Richard Vahle, Lydda Walker, Bessie COMMERCIAL GEOGRAPHY Bueker, Oscar Burgess, Otha D. Foristell, Pierre Gassman, Emma Gerdeman, Clifford Michel, Adelia Mitchel, Parks Pitts, John SHORTHAND Leek, Mary Michel, Adelia Mills, Theresa Miltenberger, Evelyn Walker, Bessie Wawerzin, Louise Albert Kleeman - his letter => heartache. (106) [photo caption] Officers President ....... Prof. Lulu May Schulze Vice-President......... Rose Hackman Sec.-Treas ........ George Coleman Dyer Star Reporter .......... Jewett Davidson Top Row, Left to Right - Helmers, Hofstetter, Davidson, Johnson, Tate, Eisenberg, Hake, Lind, Reinhardt. Middle Row - Hendershott, Dyer, Schake, Hackman, Schulz, Kleeman, Krueger, Evans, Wuethrich. Bottom Row - Wu, Knorr (Instructor), Spohrer (Instructor), Schulze (Instructor),Ebeling (Instructor), Bebermeyer. Science Seminar THE Science Seminar of Central Wesleyan College was organized February 6, 1924, with twenty-four charter members. The Seminar meets regularly every two weeks on Wednesday at 4 p. m., in the Chemistry lecture room. The membership is made up of the students who have completed six hours of work in any of the departments of Biology, Chemistry, Mathematics or Physics, and the instructors in the various departments. CHARTER MEMBERS Diehr, Chas. Dyer, George C. Ebeling, A. W. Ehmke, August Evans, Wendell Gisler, Ruth Hackman, Rose Heidel, Milton Isler, Dorothy Kettelkamp, Benjamin Kettelkamp, Enoch Kleeman, Agnes Knorr, H. V. Niehuss, Orian Rapp, Spurgeon Reinhardt, Clarence Ritter, Alvin Rusk, Ruth Schrantz, George Schniepp, Albert Smart, Edith Spohrer, F. O. Tate, Merle Zimmermann, Robert ACTIVE MEMBERS Brandt, Eldon Bebermeyer, Effie Davidson, Jewett Diehr, Chas. Dyer, George C. Ebeling, A. W. Eisenberg, John Evans, Wendell Hackman, Rose Hendershott, Howard Hofstetter, John Johnson, Ivan Kleeman, Agnes Knorr, H. V, Krueger, Sylvia Lind, August Meine, Alvin Painter, Lydia Reinhardt, Seachart Schake, Amanda Schrantz, George Schulze, Lulu May Schultz, Leona Spohrer, F. O. Tate, Merle Wu, Charlotte Wuethrich, Lawrence Helmers, Carl "It is better to have loved a short man than never to have a tall"-Alma Hollmann. (107) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Sturgis, Wieting, Fischer, Morre, Ehlert, Proett, Lind. Middle Row-Wolff, Essmann, Schulze, Dude, Corvey, Finkbeiner, Cabacungan, Fulks. Bottom Row-Fabre, Hofstetter, Havighurst (Instructor), Kriege (President), Stucke-man. (Instructor), Schulze, Runge. Theological Seminar CHRISTIAN Leadership and Christian Life-Service are recognized by all churches as the outstanding needs of our age. To meet this need Central Wesleyan College maintains a Theological Department. Its aim is to thoroughly equip young men and young women to render efficient Life service as ministers, Sunday School teachers, and social workers in America, and as missionaries in foreign countries. It has always been one of the most important departments of the College. About one-third of the graduates of C. W. C. have entered the Christian ministry or foreign mission work. Eighteen courses are offered to those, desiring to enter some phase of Christian life-work. Instruction is given by four professors, special courses being offered in Religious Education and Rural Work as well as in Bible and Religion. Practical training as well as classroom work is stressed. Many students in this department serve as pastors of nearby churches, while others participate in Gospel Team work and serve as teachers and officers in the Epworth League and Sunday Schools of Warrenton and Truesdale. Every Thursday evening a seminar for those interested in religious work is held for the purpose of practical work, the professors speaking and conducting open forum on phases of religious work, the students delivering sermons, which are followed by discussion of the best methods of effective preaching.-G. W. "Eat, drink and get married."-Motto of the Senior Class. (108) [photo captions] Student Charges De Soto Andrew Corvey Osage Bluff Otto M. Fable Pendleton J. Hofstotter New Melle F.W. Schulze Ellenton R. Sturgiss Hermann O.M.F. Marthasville C.H. Escher (109) [Picture] 2 IN 1 (110) BOOK 5 (111) Organizations (112) [Picture] (113) Music Of all the arts beneath the heaven, That man has found or God has given, None draws the soul so sweet away, As music's melting mystic lay; Slight emblem of the bliss above, It soothes the spirit all to love. -HOGG. (114) Pulse Office Hash This page was left blank so some one conceived the idea that economy is the best policy. (Evidently some one's thoughts ran in the same channel with Coolidge's.) The result of this economical idea was the use of scraps left over from other pages and lo! we have hash. Great aches from little ache-corns grow. You know more than I do, You can't deny that this is true. You know more than I do, 'Cause you know me and I know you. Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said As he stubbed his toe against the bed xxx!!!!? ????!!!!!??xxxxxx The unwept and the unsung are Myself, Yourself The poor fellow who stayed up all night to cram and then flunked. The fellow who has to room with the guy who stole his best girl. The one who spends hours of time on a report and then the Prof doesn't call for it. The person who nearly lost his temper and then didn't. All men are born equal. It's what they are born equal to that makes the difference.-Dr. Weiffenbach. "The part of the auto which causes more accidents than any other is the nut that holds the steering wheel."-Proett. WHY? I'm not sore. I just don't understand. Some fellows go through life like soup through a fish net. They never fall asleep in lessons-and get caught at it. Their girls don't eat-much. They can make their sermons sound like Waldorf's. The waiters don't put finger prints on their bread. When they miss lessons, they say they're sick-and get away with it. They never have a date when it rains. They don't get telephone calls-from just men. If they'd write this junk, they'd get more than thirty dollars per year. Life for me is a terrible disappointment. I'm not sore. I just don't understand. Sentiments of A. C. R. (115) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Dude, Nieburg, Clark, Tomek, Lucke, Kleinschmidt (Di rector), Fischer, Schmidt, Dreyer. Bottom Row-Rohner, Monsees, Hendershott, Dyer. Orchestra MORE music" is the cry of the crowd at the Mass Meetings, plays, debates, and oratorical contests, and in order to satisfy this call the musicians of C. W. C. organized the college orchestra. The members decided that this year the college should have the best orchestra ever. Miss Knoblock, instructor of violin, was chosen to conduct the orchestra and under her direction it has developed into a musical organization not only of notes but of note. The appearance of the orchestra at any kind of event adds zest and pep to the program. The different instruments have been so well harmonized that it does not sound as many instruments but as one great instrument played by some master musician. The orchestra is a necessary factor to school life at C. W. C. and has contributed much to the enjoyment of programs where it has made its appearance.-L. N. "He would try to make you believe that the moon was made of green cheese."-Wuethrich. (116) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Lind, Kleeman, Brandhorst, Winter, Schmidt, Schlegel Middle Row-Hake, Hendershott, Roehrig, Dreyer, Kleinschmidt (Director), Monsees, Wieting, Rohner, Bebermeyer, Martin. Bottom Row-Dieterich, Dude, Hendershott, Fischer, Vogt, Helmers, Schnarre. Western Union Telegram Chicago, Ill., January 30, 1925, 9:18 p.m. Broadcasting KSD, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, St. Louis, Mo. Enjoying your Glee Club program very much indeed at Edgewater Beach, Chicago.-J. W. Cassidy. Can't study in library-girls won't let him.-Boehmer. (117) [photo caption] C.W.C. Band THE C. W. C. Band, composed of 30 pieces is one of the best, if not the best, band Central Wesleyan has ever had. C. W. C. shows a, remarkable amount of musical talent among the boys this year as is evident when we consider the band. The Band has made several trips to nearby towns to give concerts there. On October 16, it went to New Melle; December 6, to Marthasville. Friday night, January 30, the band broadcasted a concert from St. Louis Post Dispatch Broadcasting Station. By telegrams and letters we found that the concert was heard all over the United States. The Band is a compact organization. It has elected as general manager, Arnold Dreyer; as librarian, Howard Hendershott; as stage manager, Traugott Rohner; and as band director, Carl Fischer. Although the band is a student organization, Prof. Kleinschmidt has kindly given them his personal care and instruction. He is ever willing to help them and for his excellent instruction and direction the band is truly and sincerely grateful. A dozen or more concerts have been planned by the band, the best and largest one to be given at Warrenton in the spring. The band is ever increasing and will lose only a few men this year,so next year's band also promises to be a "real" one. Personnel of the Band CORNETS-Fischer, Vogt, Blattner, Helmers, Hake, Morre, Hendershott, Schnarre. TROMBONES-Dreyer, Schmidt, Bebermeyer. BARITONES-Wieting, Schaper. BASSES-Lind, Schlegel, Wallman. CLARINETS-Dieterich, Dude. PICCALO-Monsees, Rohner. ALTOS-Rohner, Kleeman, Brandhorst, Winter. SAXOPHONES-H. Hendershott, D. Hendershott, Roehrig, Schmidt. DRUMS-Martin, Hake. -C.F. Gives away complimentary football tickets to be seen playing-quarterback. (118) [photo caption] Left to Right-Harvey Morre, Paul Hake, Carl Fischer, Gilbert Wieting. The College Male Quartette IT is the testimony of innumerable lovers of music, that one of the most pleasant and effective ways of presenting songs is through harmonizing male voices. The college quartette is an organization that dates back many years, it has become a part of the institution, it is indispensable when a complete set of activities is desired. The members of the quartette are showing a keen interest in their work, and what is equally important the student body is giving loyal support to the organization and appreciative attention to the public appearances of the quartette. There is something mysterious about four men's voices singing their various parts. One is inspired and uplifted when listening or taking part in it. Besides the annual concert and songs on various occasions on the campus, the quartette gives a number of concerts and gospel programs in the neighboring towns, sometimes going as far as Hermann, Berger and Owensville, and in one instance giving a series of programs in Illinois. On January 30 they accompanied the band to give a concert from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch Broadcasting Station. The personnel of the Quartette is Harvey Morre, first tenor; Paul Hake, second tenor; Carl Fischer, baritone; Gilbert Wieting, second base, and Prof. Oliver Kleinchmidt, director and accompanist. He treats 'em rough; "Yea bo!" his motto. Know whom I mean? If you don't-you Otto. (119) [photo caption] Miss Ruth Zimmermann Miss Lela Bunte Harvey Morre Prof. Kleinschmidt Prof. Hohn Church Quartette WE read in the Pulse of 1923 that, "The Church Quartette is not a strictly college organization but is indirectly connected with the college." This statement provokes modification if not direct contradiction. These four singers are college folks who from Sunday to Sunday sing to college folks in the college church. They are, therefore, more strictly a college organization than the male quartette or the various gospel teams and serve the college more directly than these. This quartette consists of two students: Miss Lela Bunte, alto, and Mr. Harvey Morre, tenor, and two members of the faculty: Miss Ruth Zimmermann, soprano, and Prof. G. C. Hohn, bass. They meet regularly twice every week for rehearsal under the direction of Professor O. H. Kleinschmidt and render their anthem at the Sunday morning service, thus giving to the church about three hours of their time each week. It goes without saying^ however, that they do this willingly and gladly. Quite justly the question is often asked: "Why do we not have a student choir in our church?" Answer; "Because all the extra music in the college church is entirely voluntary and without remuneration." Attempts to organize and keep up such choir for regular service have invariably failed. Successful choir work depends upon proper planning and definite preparation for each particular church service and that presupposes that the choir members who have been counted on are regular and punctual in their attendance at the rehearsals and at the service. -G. H. Silence is golden, I'm a bright son.-Fischer. (120) [photo caption] Top, Left to Right-Essman, Bierbaum, Hake, Wieting, Morre, Fischer, Lind, Hake, Middle Row-Boehmer, Wehrman, Yeutter, Lucke, Kleinschmidt (Director), Weif-fenbach, Meinershagen, Hofstetter, Dude. Lower Row-Brandhorst, Bebermeyer, Helniers, Rocklage, Myers, Clark, Bunte, Boeger, Wessendorf, Liese. The Chorus THE COLLEGE CHORUS of about thirty-five voices was organized in the fall of the year, with Professor O. H. Kleinschmidt as Director. On December 17, the cantata, "The Promise and Fulfillment," by Ashford, was given in the College Church. This was quite a success in every way. The chorus was so thoroughly trained that no conductor was needed. Several numbers will be sung by the chorus at the next faculty recital, and another cantata, "The Crucifixion," by Stainer, will be given Easter. Plans are being made to present "II Trovatore," by Verdi, at Commencement.-G. W. Why sleep at home when one can sleep in class.-Daddy Vosholl. (121) [photo caption] EXPRESSION Hark to that shrill, sudden shout, The cry of an applauding multitude, Swayed by some loud-voiced orator who wields The living mass as if it were its soul.-Bryant. (122) Debating Teams [photo caption] Standing-Dr. Helmers, Coach. Sitting, Left to Right-Sylvia Krueger, Rose Hack-man, Edmee Diekroeger, Amanda Schake. [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-George Dyer, Gilbert Wieting, Clarence Essmann. Sitting-Arnold Dreyer, Raymond Sturgis, Dr. Helmers, Coach, Carl Fischer. (123) Debate THE MEN'S DEBATING TEAMS represent one of the forensic organizations of Central Wesleyan College. The present coach is responsible for developing intercollegiate debate during his sixteen years of connection with the college. A group of young men expressed great interest in the art of debating and competing with other colleges in forensics which caused him to offer his assistance to bring about such a contest. That was in 1912. Since that time debates have been an annual event with the generations of students. A year or two later the oratorical and debating interests were grouped and more effectively organized under the direction of the Board of oratory and Debate, A definite amount of money, a portion of the incidental fees, are at the disposal of this board with which to meet the expenses arising incidental to such activities. This year witnessed a larger number of teams and a larger number of debates scheduled than at any time since the organization ot our debating career. Three men's teams are slated to debate Central College, Missouri Valley, Missouri Wesleyan, Westminster, McKendree and Eden Theological Seminary. Two of the teams debate the alfirmative and negative of the question: Resolved, That Congress should have the power by a two-thirds majority vote to override decisions of the Supreme Court of the United States declaring a law unconstitutional. George C. Dyer and Arnold Dreyer uphold the affirmative, and Gilbert Wieting and Raymond Sturgis the negative side of the question. Milton Bierbaum ana Clarence Essman are debating the question: Resolved, That the i-hilippine islands should be granted their independence immediately. They uphold the affirmative. The girls' debating teams are two in number. They are, Amanda Schake, Sylvia Krueger, Edmee Diekroeger and Edna Winter. They, too, debate the Supreme Court question. These girls are slated to meet Missouri Wesleyan and Central Colleges. We are happy to know that after a two years interval of no debate, the girls are showing new interest.-J.H. "I wish I were a chicken so I could use fowl language." (124) Prize Oration "The World's Problem for Peace- Our Part" WE hear men of world-wide experience say and often read in the newspapers that the greatest and most urgent problem of the world today is peace. In other words: War must cease * * * There may be nations as well as individuals who cannot believe it is possible, but it is a fact that war has proved itself the greatest menace of the world. Therefore, it must cease. War originated in man. It began with two brothers. He who was wrong killed him who was right. The same procedure gradually developed among men until it came to its largest estate. It became the war of all the people. From the time war existed it has always been destructive of human prosperity and human happiness. Again and again it has changed the happy atmosphere of millions of homes into bitter sorrow. It has trained individuals and nations to be as fierce and hostile as they could be toward one another. It has destroyed faith and confidence between friends and relatives. It has promoted skill to kill fellow human beings. And finally, it has made countless cities and nations desolate: Babylon, Carthage, Jerusalem, Assyria, Persia, Egypt, Greece, Rome, and now all Europe, all the world are well known victims of this great scourge. Some may hold that war is beneficial, so that it may be called the necessary evil. But has there been any single war on the face of the globe, both sides of which were in the right ? Did not the nations rise against one another because of greed? Or with desire for economic imperialism? Or of territorial expansion? Or for racial hatred? Or because of the lust of power? Was not the basis selfishness? History tells us that wars have been won more by the wrong than by the right, and have more often been decided by might than by right. War never ended war. On the contrary it produced a greater one. The World War did not have enough power to prevent the possible war to come. Although final and permanent peace was the hope of the millions of soldiers as they laid down their lives on the fields of battle, it is sad to say that the nations are arming themselves for a greater struggle. France today has more than twice as many men in arms than before the World War. Nations are advancing in the science of warfare so that the possible coming war will not take place so much on land as in the air, using poison gas, which will exterminate thousands and even millions of people in a city within a few minutes. Thoughtful men in all parts of the world say that militarism, if continued, will cause the down-fall of civilization. It is evident that war is far worse than famine or pestilence. There is no language that can fully describe its horrors and its dreadful consequences. Famine can be overcome by commerce, pestilence by science, but neither of the two can prevent war. In the words of Dr. Charles E. Jefferson: "Science cannot kill war. Commercial progress, law and education cannot stop war." Who then will end war? ***** Our wonderful world would be ninety-nine per cent better off today if war had never existed; if the time and efforts wasted had been used for construction; if the buildings, palaces, churches and cities destroyed, had been (125) preserved; if the legions of soldiers had been producers rather than consumers; if the billions upon billions of lives that untimely passed away could have lived longer to make more improvements; and if we could gather all the money spent in wars in order to establish and maintain public institutions and pay missionaries to go over the world and proclaim the good tidings of peace. But to denounce war is not enough. The necessary antidotes must be found. All nations must come together in one accord. In ancient days, there were the Jews and the Samaritans; the Greeks and the Romans; the Persians and the Medes; the bond and the free; all with their spirit of pride and mutual hatred toward one another, but there came a day when they were all thrilled by that most precious word, "P E A C E." Then the impossible among men was made possible by the Almighty Architect of the Universe, when they who had been speaking in different tongues and thinking different thoughts understood one another. Nations, like individuals, can understand each other and be united in peace. While there are large and small nations, strong and weak, those far advanced and those behind in civilization; nevertheless they can all come together to recognize a common universal standard of right. They can surrender themselves to the requirements of justice provided by the principles of the "League of Nations." Their rights shall be protected by the "World Court of Justice" when firmly established, which will try all our international disputes, instead of appeals to arms. Then long desired peace will take its place and war will come to its end. In order that the world may come to that glorious state, it is necessary that the people of the time should feel more than past generations a deeper reverence for humanity. They should realize that men arc not simply living in a local community, or in a busy city, or in a great, beautiful country; but THEY ARE LIVING IN THE WORLD. Humanity must mean to every one the equality of being, that human souls are equally precious. Differences of race, color, creed, and religion are not known. Humanity values man not according to his wealth, power, rank, education, nationality, or race, but according to his possibilities of behavior and character. The chief curse of mankind today is chauvinism. A new patriotism must take its place. Fine organizations, such as the "Women's Christian Temperance Union," "The Red Cross," "The Fellowship of Reconciliation," and many others which have for their purpose promoting the spirit of brotherhood, and overthrowing the causes of wars, must receive the encouragement and support of every individual of a nation; for they are working together to produce world harmony and banish forever the numberless causes for strife. The highest patriotism of man, is when he is concerned, not only for the welfare of his own state, but for the welfare of the world, and does his part. When his mind is not centered on himself, when his interest stretches forth far beyond his national boundary lines so far that his concerns overlap with those of others. When a man contributes for the saving of the Belgians, the Armenians, the Russians and the Germans in their misery, then his ego has expanded as far as those countries and has come into a closer relationship with those peoples. If he gives his help to the Chinese victims of famine and to the Japanese victims of the earthquake, then they become a part of his larger self. A process like that, if it can become world-wide, will soon make war impossible, and provincialism, the petty hatred and selfishness which are the enemies of peace, would no longer exist. Above all, my friends, the most important, the greatest and the grandest factor of peace is LOVE AMONG MEN. The greatest teacher of the world (126) expounded in his life the complete meaning of these words when he said: "Love thy neighbor as thyself," and again "Love thy enemies." He came into the world to establish peace by means of love, not only in his nation, but among all people. Friends, we may try to establish peace by using all our human efforts, but out-side of the golden rule of love, nothing can last. Only in love can the world hope for permanent peace, because love purifies the heart. My thought is that for Peace, God and Religion are infinitely -important. That no man or nation can get along without them. As an eminent man has wisely said: "Only religion can kill war, for religion creates new hearts. Without religion we are without hope in the world. Without the God of Love we are lost." There is no other religion that has the unique place to carry out the world's problem of peace but the Christian religion of love. Others are waiting, for they lack the greatest thing. We, therefore, who profess it, must see that we do our vital part; that we love our neighbors as God loves us; that His teaching is proclaimed in the islands of the seas and beyond the seas, so that the Prince of Peace shall soon reign. Let us. as Christians, teach the world that war is absolutely detrimental, that it is ours to be the followers of the Author of Peace. For two centuries, the members of the early Christian Church absolutely refused to enlist in any of the wars of the empire. They went to their death at the stake and to the mouths of the lions rather than fight. We must carry out that spirit in heathen countries as well as in Christian lands. The Romans said of the Christians, "Behold how they love one another." And in astonishment they added: "They love one another without knowing each other." This must be our spirit: "The crest and crowning of all good life's final star, is Brotherhood; For it will bring again to earth her long lost poesy and mirth; Will send new light on every face, a kingly power upon the race, And 'till it come we, men are slaves, and travel downward to dust and graves. Come, clear the way, then, clear the way; blind creeds and kings have had their day. Break the dead branches in the path; our hope is in aftermath, Our hope is in heroic men, startled to build the world again, To his event ages ran; make way for Brotherhood, make way for man." The peaceful world of tomorrow is in the hands of the twenty-five million Christians in the world today who are determined to abolish war and establish permanent peace. They are in different organizations scattered all over the world. They are doing their active work in kindness and love through individual acts and charitable institutions. Think of the great army of peace-workers; they are calling for volunteers. Friends: Are you enlisted? Here is the place where all can unite. This the time when we can show our highest heroic spirit. This is the time when we all can vor'ce in unison the universal sentiment: War shall be no more; Peace and Justice shall prevail and ever reign. As a mighty army marching in truth and love, Brothers, we must tread now where the heroes have trod, We are not divided, all one body we, One in mind, one in charity, One in hope, one in victory, Of the only one Great Humanity. -ARTURO CABACUNGAN. (127) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-Miss Astrid Glidden, Edmee Diekroeger, Wendell Evans. Sitting-Rose Hackman, Prof. Ira N. Chiles, Dr. John Helmers. Board of Oratory and Debate WHAT ATHLETICS are to physical development, debating and oratory are to mental growth. The former by means of competitive feats of strength develops a strong, sound body, able to withstand the attacks of disease and the various hardships of life ; the latter, by whetting the wits, by sharpening the intellect, and by hard study, prepare one to meet the fierce mental competition of modern life with success. It is true that physical strength is necessary for the carrying on of any great undertaking, but it is equally true that without brain power the physical forces would soon spend themselves without success. Co-operating with the Athletic Board, the Board of Oratory and Debate seeks to develop forensics as the former board seeks to advance the cause of Athletics. It is composed of three faculty members and two students, the latter being elected by the students themselves. As now constituted, the board consists of the following persons: Dr. John Helmers, Chairman; Miss Rose Hackman, Secretary; Mr. Wendell Evans, Treasurer; Miss Astrid Glidden, Prof. Ira N. Chiles. "Always working; never shirking."-Cornelia. (128) This poem was written upon seeing a bashful couple sitting on a bench in the park. Much Thinking If I thought she thought the thought I think I wouldn't be so fearful; But to think my thought she may not think Makes me most mighty "keerful." I think she thinks I think I love her, And that helps me a little; She thinks, I think, she thinks she loves me; But she is non-committal. I never thought I'd think the thought I think I'm ever thinking: But think, and think and think I must, And wonder what she's thinking. I think I'll think the thought I've thought, And then approach her boldly; If she thinks what I think she's thought, She will not treat me coldly. Oh, I've thought and thought and thought What she thinks of the matter; Till my heart that once went pitty-pat Is going pitty-patter. So I must learn the thought she thinks, For think I cannot longer Of thoughts I wonder if she thinks My love is growing stronger. Oh! I thought she thought the thought I thought And now, umh! I know it, Oh! For I told her the thought I thought And she said, "I think ditto." -William Forney Hovis. (129) Memories of Initiation I can hear the fall of the paddle And a poor Freshman's refrain, And a feeling of sadness comes over Me, that seems to resemble pain. So I hie me away to my room, And put on a few pairs of pants, And wedge in a big paper bustle Belonging to one of my aunts. But they call me out of chapel, And ask me to remove surplus clothes, So with their able bodied assistance, I get myself ready to pose. I take a recumbent position, The paddle then comes into play, The pledges sit around on the campus, And watch the sad matinee. They shut their hard jaws together, I feel at every rebound, They put on a vermillion finish, Where my back forms sort of a mound. Such things have power to quiet The restless pulse of care, But they make it rather uneasy To sit on a hard bottomed chair. Come read to me some poem, Some favorite prescription lay That will soothe this restless feeling And take the stingers away. The pledges shall cease their sobbing, And all troubles shall be laid away, We will silently fold our breeches, And silently hit the hay. -Missouri Wesleyan Owl. (130) [Picture] PHILO-GARFIELD HALL (131) [photo caption] Scene in the Philo-Garfield Play, "Only 38" "Only 38" ONLY 38" a three-act play by A. E. Thomas was presented to the public December 3, 1924, by Philomathia and Garfield Literary Societies. The characters for the play were well chosen by Miss Astrid Glidden who also coached the play. Miss Effie Bebermeyer played the part of Mrs. Stanley, the ministers widow who was only 38 years of age. This character of a mother who longed for a little gayety and love in life and above all the right of self expression was excellently portrayed in a modest, motherly manner. Mr. Andrew Runge caused the audience to have many hearty laughs as he skillfully imitated the jolly old grandfather, Sanborn, who expressed his daughter's unspoken wish to have "just one squint at all the glory and shame in this old world." The twins "Bob" and Lucy were impersonated by Lawrence Wuethrich and Cornelia Helmers. Everyone seemed to enjoy their quarrels, Bob's contempt for "girl stuff" and yet the interest he was not able to conceal in some one else's sister, Mary Hadley, Lucy's infatuation for the Professor and then later Bob's chum Sydney Johnson. The role of Prof. Giddings, the handsome English professor, and Mrs. Stanley's love was well played by Mr. Melvin Nieburg. Mr. Herman Proett as bashful Sydney Johnson, certainly acted the part of the bashful adolescent to perfection. The characters of Bob and Lucy's school friends, Mary Hadley, Alice, Charlie and Jimmy were acted by Celia Liese, Elsie Brandhorst, Seachardt Reinhardt and Carl Helmers. Mrs. Newcomb and Mrs. Peters, two of the former Rev. Stanley's parish-oners, were portrayed by Rose Hackman and Sylvia Krueger. Just to see their costumes was enough but the sneezing Rose did was worth the price of the admission. "The height of extravagance is wearing a necktie when you have a beard."-Santa Claus. (132) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Nieburg, Hackman, Bunte, Diekroeger, Wohlbeck, Kleeman, Krueger, Wohlbeck. Lower Row-Helmers, Bebermeyer, Liese, Tomek, Clark, Dothage, Brandhorst, Wes-sendorf. Philomathia Members and Officers Effie Bebermeyer, '26; Treas, Sargeant at Arms Elsie Brandhorst, '28 Lela Bunte, '27, Pianist Charlie Clark, '28 Edmee Diekroeger, '25 Gladys Dothage, '28 Rose Hackman, '25, Cor. Secretary Cornelia Helmers, '25; President; Sargeant-at-Arms Alma Hollmann, '25 Dorothy Isler '26 Agnes Kleeman, '25, Sergeant-at-Arms Sylvia Krueger, '25, President Lucille Nieburg, '25, Cor. Secretary Celia Liese, '27, Rec. Secretary.-Treasurer Marie Tomek, '28 Lillian Wessendorf, '27 Beulah Wohlbeck, '25, Star Reporter, Recording Secretary Maude Wohlbeck, '26, Sergeant-at-Arms, Star Reporter Miss Lulu May Schulze, Critic MOTTO: "Rowing, not Drifting" COLORS: Purple and White "I never felt the kiss of love or maiden's hand in mine."-Hofstetter. (133) Philomathia Literary Society THE PHILOMATHIA SOCIETY, one of the oldest and undoubtedly one of the best societies in the history of Central Wesleyan, began this year with the usual amount of enthusiasm. The society is still living up to its motto, "Rowing, not drifting." The novel way in which six new members were taken into its ranks was an interesting event. Each member represented a different character, such as a blushing bride, a wash women and a scrub woman. An old maid was in the procession, too, though later in the school year she became an actual blushing bride. A gypsy fortune teller was also among us. To make the procession more aristrocratic the Queen of Sheba appeared. The way the girls were initiated showed a great deal of ingenuity on the part of some of the members. Another important event was the election of new officers. The retiring officers performed their duties well, but it seems the society showed exceedingly good judgment in the selection of new officers. They have taken up the work with the idea of making the organization progress. The members also have the same idea, for they readily respond to any request made of them. Perhaps the outstanding event of the year was the play, "Only 38," given by Philomathia and Garfield members. It has been reported that this play was one of the best that has ever been given by either of the societies. During the remainder of the year the members will endeavor to maintain the same high standard of excellence. - G. D. A Fable: Once there was a little snake who got all rattled. (134) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Schulze, Wuethrich, Evans, Diehr, Nieburg, Proett, Davidson, Dyer, Hendershott. Bottom Row-Brandhorst, Helmers, Schlegel, Runge, Tate, Reinhardt, Dr. Helmers. Garfield Members and Officers MEMBERS-OFFICES HELD IN YEAR '24-'25 EDWARD BRANDHORST JEWETT DAVIDSON CHARLES DIEHR, Rec. Secretary GEORGE C. DYER WENDELL EVANS, President CARL HELMERS, Cor. Secretary HOWARD HENDERSHOTT IVAN JOHNSON MELVIN NIEBURG HERMAN PROETT SEACHARDT REINHARDT, Treas. ANDREW C. RUNGE, Seargent-at-Arms, President GEORGE SCHRANTZ FREDERICK SCHULZE CARL SCHLEGEL, Rec. Secretary MERLE TATE, Correspond. Sec'y. LAWRENCE WUETHRICH DR. JOHN HELMERS, Critic MOTTO Excelsior COLORS Maroon and Black "The rooster does a lot of crowing, but he seldom gets up and gets breakfast." (135) Garfield Literary Society IT HAS always been a potent fact that education is a controlling factor in the social as well as the business world. Education must not be a complexity of theories, but a practical working force. Through the literary societies of Central Wesleyan College the traits that make for efficient citizenship are developed. From Wall Street to the mountains of Oregon you will find Garfieldians steering the ship of state. We love to speak of the past but we are living today and in the future. Garfield is still active. Each year new men come in, from which the best are selected to fill up the ranks of those who have passed from these collegiate halls. Among our members are men of various abilities. In oratory and debate Garfield has always been represented. Only recently a Garfield man was an applicant for the Rhodes Scholarship, taking third place among thirty-six contestants from different colleges and universities. Garfield is active in religious work, such as Y. M. C. A. and Gospel team work. In football and basket ball she stands in front, boasting eight men of the fighting eleven. Go where you will on the campus, gridiron, or in the classroom, in the Orient or Occident you will find friends of Garfield. Underneath it all lies that spirit of brotherhood that lasts, not only a while on the gridiron or the platform, but goes with us and is as a beacon light guiding us through many a narrow pass and leading us when the clouds hang low, "Excelsior" is still the motto to help bring cheer and gladness to humanity.-A. C. R. "Life is short and so am I,"-Fritz. (136) [Picture] INTERIOR VIEW OF GOETHENIA HALL (137) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Dude, Sturgis, Morre, Wieting, Ehlert, Monsees, Rohner. Center Row-Winter, Strieker, Engler, Weiffenbach, Lucke, Rocklage, Wegener, Maack, Yeutter. Bottom Row-Essmann, Pistorius, Fischer, Miss Glidden, Lind, Rocklage, Hake, Walters. Goethenia Members and Officers CARL FISHER, '26-Pres. 1st Term. RUTH ENGLER, '27. AUGUST LIND, '27-Sec'y. 1st Term. RAYMOND STURGIS, '26. EDNA WINTERS, '28. CLARENCE ESSMANN, '28-Star Reporter 2nd Term. CLARA ROCKLAGE, '28. GILBERT DUDE, '28. PAUL HAKE, '25-Chaplain 1st Term, President 2nd Term. ESTHER LUCKE, '25-Treasurer 1st Term, Pianist 2nd Term. LYDIA YEUTTER, '25-Secretary 2nd Term, Star Reporter 1st Term. JESSE MYERS, '25. RUTH WEIFFENBACH, '28-Pianist 1st Term, Vice President. TRAUGOTT ROHNER, '28-Treasurer 2nd Term. VIOLET PISTORIUS, '28. GILBERT WIETING, '28-Sergeant-at-Arms 1st Term. PEARL MAACK, '28. OLEN MONSEES, '28. LEONA STRIEKER, '28. WILBERT EHLERT, '28. FLORA ROCKLAGE, '28. HARVEY MORRE, '28.-Sergeant-at-Arms 2nd Term. GRACE WEGENER, '28, ESTHER WALTERS, '28-Vice President 1st Term. ASTRID A. GLIDDEN...Critic "A hard worker with little fuss."-Sturgis. (138) Goethenia Literary Society LOOKING over the old records of the various societies of Central Wes-leyan College, we learn that Goethenia Literary Society is a descendant of Goethenia Oratorical Association, which originated in 1865 and at that time was composed of men only. As usually is the case, we find that the members of Goethenia Oratorical Association co-operated most remarkably with those of the opposite sex who organized a Clionia Society. Their talent was soon recognized by the other social circles, and before long they were contestants in the race for literary fame. In 1913, ladies were admitted to Goethenia Society and this proved to be a wise move, as is shown by the greater accomplishments since, in 1917 the organization was rechristened assuming the name of Goethenia Literary Society. The same year also gave birth to the Goethenia Echo, which has always added much zest to the programs. Goethenia counts among its ranks representatives from many states, they come from the east and the west, from the north and the south, but still they have in common their great ambitions and high ideals, and by working together in harmony with the other organizations it tries to assist the college in preparing young people for a more efficient life. It endeavors to offer its members that which is of vital importance in their training, giving them a broader outlook upon life. The most outstanding aim is to encourage individual expression for that is what really makes for success in life. The society has a variety of the best talents, for great ambitions and high ideals naturally encourage talent. Such a type of student is indispensible to all college activities and Goethenia has its representatives in all the various fields of college life. As our fellow Goethenians leave our halls we feel a sore spot in our hearts, but yet when we realize that they will put, what they learned, into practice, and that we will be able to receive others into our folds, we are inspired to put forth our best efforts to make every year count for the most. Considering a history that has.stood the test and a membership of such high qualities Goethenia is bound to have a most promising future, but let us keep in mind our watchword, "Mehr Licht," so that we may not be led astray.-L.Y. "He would make Demosthanes look to his laurels."-Shaggy. (139) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right - Schwartzenback, Schlabach, Wawerzin, Bryant, Linnert, Ellernian, Ritter. Center Row - Buschmann, Mills, Nieburg, Salzwedel, Cordry, Holm. Bottom Row - Astroth, Vahle, Miltenbergej, Meier, Miss Schulze (critic), Vahle, Boeger, Kleinschmidt. Aristonian Literary Society ABOUT three years ago there were organized three societies in the Academy. The one exclusively for boys, known as the Debating Society; the Whittiers for girls and boys; and the one exclusively for high minded and ambitious girls. The last mentioned is the Aristo-nian Society, the only Academy society at present. Not what we are able to do now, but what we gain to fit us for what we may offer the world when we go from here is our aim. Aristonian Officers President.............. Rosalind Hohn Vice-President........... Lydda Vahle Secretary ......... Evelyn Miltenberger Treasurer................ Bertha Preul Chaplain................ Gladys Meyers Pianist............... Louise Wawerzin Sergeant-at-Arms...... Edna Wehrman Critic................. Miss Schulze SOCIETY COLORS Blue and Gray SOCIETY FLOWER White Chrysanthemum SOCIETY MOTTO "Less of Self and More of Them." "Fire in each eye and papers in each hand-They rave, recite and madden round the land."-Debaters. (140) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right- Fulks, Pitts, Mitchell, Schlanker. Bottom Row-Hoech, Hoech, Hendershott, Painter, Buescher. Academy Debating Club Membership THEODORE BUESCHER RICHARD FULKS GEORGE HOECH GUSTAVE HOECH DORAN HENDERSHOTT PARKS MITCHELL WILLIAM PAINTER JOHN PITTS WILLIAM RATJE RAYMOND SCHLANKER GUS SCHULZE Quotation: "A conceited man is a person who takes lessons on the harp." (141) Top Row, Left to Right-Helmers, Helmers, Dreyer, Martin. Bottom Row-Buschmann, Leek, Tate, Havighurst. Central Wesleyan Star THE appearance of grey hair, wrinkles innumerable, and hollow, melancholy eyes among certain campus journalists bear witness that Central Wesleyan has a college paper published by the students. Many congratulatory letters from old graduates awakened interest of the whole student body, and an ever growing circulation furthermore bear witness that the paper is not published in vain, and that for the loss of their personal charm the journalists received a certain compensation. The year 1924-25 marked the first attempt of the students as editors and managers of their own paper. Hitherto the college paper, the Star, had been published by a faculty editor with student assistants. The new Star was more than satisfactory. The policy that it outlined in the beginning and maintained throughout the year is well stated in the editorial which appeared in its first issue. "This student paper is an index of the life and activities and of who's who and what's what on the campus of an Institution of Higher Learning which for nearly three score years has contributed generously to the growth of a great nation. It is a pinnal of eager and enthusiastic youth, making special reference to those things of interest and beauty which make for full manhood and for full womanhood."-M. T. "A little moonlight now and then-Marries off the best of men."-Johnson. (142) [Picture] MESS-O' LANE-US (143) Where are the men to lead today? Sparing an hour, or two Teaching the lad the game to play Just as man should do. Village and slums are calling "come, Here are the boys," indeed Who can tell what they might become If only the man will lead.-Expositor. (144) Ode to a Blank Page There's a page that is blank in the Pulse, It's a page no blanker than I. "Mein kopf feult als es war Holz," But still a blank page greets my eye. New jokes, New jokes, New jokes, I feverishly cry. I've tossed on my couch at night, With such worries on my brain, But still there "came me no light" And all my thoughts were in vain. Brain throbs, Brain throbs, Brain throbs, Oh, how I wish I were bright. I've frantically scanned Julius Caesar, But still no new jokes I've seen, Some day when there's time for leisure I'll search Browning and Greene. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas, My, but I feel so green. And still I find this page blank, For wisdom came not to my aid, My hopes to zero have sank. For these thoughts I'll never be paid. I've failed, I've failed, I've failed, And now I'll never be paid. -L. C. H. "A woman's place is on the phone." (145) [photo caption] TOP Row, Left to Right-Nieburg (Social), Schake (Sec'y), Bunte (Publicity), Weif-fenbach (Social Service), Lucke (Program), Engler (Treas.), Walters (Bible), Vahle (Academy Representative). Bottom Row-Helmers (Undergraduate Representative), Bebermeyer ("Vice President), Hackmann (President), Liese (Finance), Havighurst (Missions). Young Woman's Christian Association THE Y. W. C. A. of Central Wesleyan seeks to help girls live the abundant life. Its ideal is the fullest development of body, mind, and spirit. Its objective is, "To live unreservedly Jesus' law of life." A spirit of Christian fellowship and helpfulness has prevailed throughout the year. The activities have been religious, educational, social, and recreational. The work of the year will serve a definite purpose in the lives of the girls. One of the outstanding features of the programs was a series of lectures on "The Home" by Mrs. Lindemeyer. All the programs made provisions for a few moments of close fellowship with the Christ. The weekly prayer meetings and the week of prayer also contributed toward spiritual development. Socials, outings, the week-end retreat for cabinet girls, and Fun-night will be long cherished memories. Under the auspices of the Social Service Committee a bit of cheer and sunshine was brought to many that are less fortunate than we. Six girls attended the Workers conference at Mexico, Mo., and one girl was sent to the Association Student's conference at Estes Park, Colorado. The activities of the year fostered all-around development in accordance with the words of Him Who said, "I am come that ye may have life and have it more abundantly."-A. S. (146) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Fulks (Academy Representative), Runge (Religious), Fischer, (Social), Hake (Bible), Essmann (Student Service), Schlegel (Extension). Bottom Row-Lind (Vice President), Fabre (President), Helmers (Advisor), Rein-hardt (Treasurer), Proett (Sec'y.). Young Men's Christian Association FOR twenty-four years the Y. M. C. A. has been a potent factor in the development of a "higher type of Christian manhood." The Y. M. strives to provide for expression and development of the three-fold man. This end was accomplished this year by various means. Weekly devotional meetings were held for spiritual uplift and instruction in Christian living. Every Thursday night the Y. M. conducted a prayer meeting in the parlor of Eisenmayer Hall. Besides these, the Y. M. organized two live discussion classes in the Sunday School to give the young men an opportunity for religious education. 'Tis true that "man is a religious being," but it is also just as true that "man is a social being," therefore to provide for the social as well as physical man the Y. M. gave hikes, outings, and socials, some "stag" and others "joint." The influence of this organization is not only felt upon the campus but extends to our neighbor institution the Orphan Home, where a big piece of extension work is being carried on. In a few words good will and brotherly helpfulness as fostered by Y. M. members "like the unchanging sun, clears and improves whate'er it shines upon."-O. F. "Say Ed, get me a date."-Duewel. (147) [photo caption] Top Row-Essmann, Hake, Wieting, Fischer, Ehlert, Monsees. Bottom Row-Schake, Bunte, Lucke, Hackman, Helmers, Havighurst. Gospel Teams MOST of our organizations function on the campus, but one reaches far beyond. Every year Christian young men under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. organize themselves into groups of four and prepare to render fitting and helpful programs in the churches of near by towns and community centers. This work not only develops talent but carries with it the idea of practical service and helps the boys in their religious life. It gives them an idea of the joy in Christian activity. After the student has been busy with his books all week, it is also a bit of recreation to get away from his school life into a new community and exchange ideas with those who are not in college. Last year the ladies of the Y. W. C. A. caught the vision of the wonderful work they might do by sending out teams. Therefore four teams were organized among the girls. Their efforts met with much success and they are at work again this year with even greater enthusiasm. It is the aim of the Christian organizations to choose young men and women who have Christian characters and who are willing to use their talents for the glory of God. "Let your light so shine before men that they will see your good works and glorify your Father which is in Heaven." (148) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-Weber (Sec'y.), Weiffenbach (Pianist). Sitting-Lind (ist Vice President), Wieting (President), Helmers (Treasurer). Epworth League THE Epworth League is, strictly speaking, not a College organization, but it is the one organization of the College Church in which the young people of the church and College feel they have a common interest. Since the Christian organizations and Literary Societies do much of the work that is usually done by the Epworth League, the League confines its activities almost wholly to the devotional feature, although several social gatherings are held each year. The Epworth League meets every Sunday evening at 6:45 in the church parlors. The members are divided into groups of six or eight and these groups are held responsible for the program for their particular evening. Different types of programs are rendered. The open forum is sometimes used in discussing some vital and important problem. Musical programs have proved beneficial. At times the usual form consisting of a talk, musical numbers, and a reading is used. The Epworth League has always been a strong influence in the religious life in our midst and many a young person in our meeting has gained practice and power that has enabled him to become a helpful factor in his church and community life.-E. B. "I don't intend to go with the girls until I'm ready to get married."-Proett. (149) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right - Lind (Sec'y-), Dyer (Teacher), Weiffenbach (Sup't), Ebeling (Usher), Stuckemann (Teacher). Sitting - Vieth (Pianist), Helmers (Head of Inter. Dept.), Miss Zimmerman (Treasurer), Ludwig (Ass't. Sec'y.), Hohn (Star Reporter). College Church Sunday School IT has always been the purpose of Central Wesleyan to give to its students the best of academic and collegiate training in order that they may successfully fill positions in the business, educational, or professional world. It has, nevertheless, been the chief aim to foster and care for their moral and religious training by offering courses which will also fit them for Christian life service, either at home or abroad. Ours is a thoroughly graded and departmental school, including all departments from cradle roll to adult and home departments with an enrollment of nearly four hundred pupils and fifty officers and teachers. Our efficient superintendent, Dr. Weiffenbach, whose motto is, "Formation of Character NOT Reformation," is a man of wide Sunday School experience. He has been not only at the head of our own school for thirteen years but, since 1916 he has been a member of the Board of Sunday Schools of the Methodist Episcopal Church which meets annually at Chicago and plans the yearly program for all Sunday Schools in Methodism. Under his able leadership students have the opportunity of gaining a thorough knowledge of how to organize and grade a Sunday School as well as training for intelligent leadership and efficient teaching. That many students avail themselves of this opportunity is proved by the above picture and the fact that out of thirty-six teachers, twenty-one are students ; the Junior and Intermediate departments being manned almost exclusively by student teachers. - L. H. To the Freshies : I know of nothing to remove green ; it usually wears off. - Aunt Sarah. (150) [Picture] (151) BOOK 6 (152) [Picture] (153) [photo caption] Our Mascot MERRILL COLLARD, JR. We tag 'em for Wesleyan the day they are born to beat Central. "Play is very important business that school interrupts." (154) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-Lucke, Tate. Sitting-Collard, Chiles, Weiffenbach. Athletic Board THE Athletic Board, composed of four faculty members, appointed by the president, and two students, elected by the student body, directs Athletics at Central Wesleyan. The Dean of the College, whose sympathetic attitude toward wholesome physical culture, clean and keen competitive contests is well known, presides at all meetings. The Board arranges for inter-collegiate contests with a view of giving the students training in the spirit of team work, the sense of fairness and self-reliance so that Athletics become a highly prized good and not a detriment at Central Wesleyan. Systematic instruction in physical culture is provided by intramural contests sponsored for the physical development and recreational entertainment of the student body. The committee is also authorized to award honor sweaters, letters and numbers to students who as team members have shown exceptional ability in the various sports and possess the qualities of leaders and true sportsmen. The Board consists of Dean Weiffenbach, Miss Glidden, Esther Lucke, Coach Collard, Principal Chiles, Merle W. Tate. Of all sad words for girls or men,-The saddest are these, "It's nearly ten." (155) Football Men MARTIN DUEWEL (Capt.) Right Tackle. Honorable mention man in the M. C. A. U. Duewel is a good leader and at his tackle position played a good brand of football. In the defense, he crashed through fast and i~ a hard hitting deadly tackier. On the offense he is running interference in every play; he always got a man. Duewel weighs 180 pounds, is G feet tall; and is 20 years old. IVAN JOHNSON (Capt. Elect) Fullback. Johnson weighs 180 pounds, stands 6 feet and is 22 years old. Eie was the most valuable man on this year's team and the honor to lead next year's team is justly due him. From his fullback position he called cignals. He is a clever field general, a good punter, an accurate passer, besides Johnson has a knack of evading charging linemen. He is the backbone of defense, and at plunging the line he is a battering ram. WILLIAM PAINTER Right Guard. Painter weighs 210 pounds, stands 6 feet 1 inch and is 22 years old. Painter along-side Moore in line made an impenetrable wall. In the defense he charged through fast,-smearing plays was his delight. He has had two years experience and should be a comer for a berth on the All-Conference eleven next year. CHARLES DIEHR Right End. Diehr weighs 175 pounds, stands 5 feet 9 inches, and is 22 years old. He was a willing fighter smashing interference and breaking up passes. Charles did some flashy work in the Culver-Stockton game, preventing any end run from gaining ground through his position. Diehr is the only man Wesleyan loses through graduation. CHARLES JUERGENSMEYER Guard and End, Juergensmeyer weighs 165 pounds, stands 5 feet 9 inches and is 22 years old. He is playing his first year of football. At guard he would go through fast and smear plays. At his position at end he showed up the best, tackling and consistently throwing men for losses. PAUL HAKE Guard. Though greatly handicapped by lack of experience, he soon developed into a valuable man. Because of his fight, the opposing backs found it difficult to gain through his position. Hake weighs 185 pounds, stands 6 feet and is 23 years old. WILBUR SYDEBOTHAM Right Halfback. This is Sydebotham's first year of college football. He hails from Cameron, Missouri, where they put out real football players. "Syde" is a hard hitting halfback. On defense he tackled accurately. Syde-botham weighs 175 pounds, stands 5 feet 11 inches and is 20 years old. "Actions speak louder than words, especially when one speaks not at all."- Corvey. (156) [photo captions] Runge Schlegel Proett Coach Collard Wuetrich Moore Reinhardt Tate (157) GEORGE GERDEMAN Guard. Playing his second year with Wesleyan, George showed up well despite the fact that he was handicapped at the beginning of the season by an operation. Gerdeman weighs 180 pounds, stands 6 feet and is 20 years old, and a factor of no mean ability in defense. ANDREW RUNGE Left Guard and Halfback. Runge weighs 168 pounds, stands 5 feet 8 inches and is 22 years old. Andy is a speedy linesman. He covered himself with glory in the Westminster game. At halfback he hits low and hard. CARL SCHLEGEL Halfback. Schlegel weighs 150 pounds, stands 5 feet 9 inches and is 22 years old. This was his first year on the squad and he did not show his real ability until near the close of the season. He is a speedy back and excells in skirting the ends. HERMAN PROETT Left Tackle. Proett weighs 168 pounds, stands 5 feet 9 inches and is 22 years old. His experience together with stern determination made him an enemy that opponents well feared. He liked to throw them for losses and whenever called upon to open up the line he was there to do his part. LAWRENCE WUETHRICH Left End. Wuethrich weighs 140 pounds, stands 5 feet 6 inches and is 18 years old. His offensive work was good at all times. His smearing of interference and tackling were equally good. This was Wuethrich's first year on the squad and he should develop into a flashy player. CLYDE MOORE Center. Moore weighs 215 pounds, is 6 feet tall and is twenty-two years old. With his size he was a bulwark of strength, playing a wonderful offensive game. His passes were next to perfect. While on the defense he never failed to stop a charging back. Clyde has had two years of experience and his return next year means a center second to none in the conference. SEACHARDT REINHARDT Quarterback. Honorable mention man in the M. C. A. U. Reinhardt is the best open field runner in the M. C. A. U. "Fats" is fast, shifty, and hard to tackle. He is a good hand at shagging passes. His work at returning punts is commendable. He weighs 160 pounds, stands 5 feet 8 inches and is 20 years old. MERLE TATE Right Halfback. Honorable mention man last year when he played center, but this year due to his speed he was shifted to the back field. Tate was a tower of defense charging in fast and overtaking the ball carrier before he got underway, his tackling was of the best type. Tate weighs 175 pounds, stands 6 feet and is 20 years old. "Poise, is the way a Dutchman says boys." (158) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Schlegel, Mitchell, Pitts, lloech, Winter, Kleeman, Gerdeman, Hoech, Schlanker, Buschmann, Brandhorst, Fulks. Center Row-Helmers, Hendershott, Johnson, Tate, Moore, Painter, Proett, Diehr, Roehrig. Bottom Row-Wuethrich, Sydebotham, Reinhardt, Collard (Coach), Duewel, Runge, Juergensmeyer, Hake. Central Wesleyan has Successful Football Season in 1924 The season of 1924 marked the most successful football year that Wesleyan has ever had. The squad realized at the first of the year that they had a hard schedule before them. Games had been scheduled with Westminster, Principia, Culver-Stockton, and Central. With this in mind, many men answered the call to practice, and with the old "Wesleyan Fight" it is but natural that Wesleyan had a successful season. The record below shows that Wesleyan won six out of eight games. Oct. 10- C. W. C. 12- Scott Field 13, at Scott Field Oct. 17 - C. W. C. 26 - Central Col. 7, at Warrenton Oct. 25- C. W. C. 20- St. L. U. Fresh. 18, at St. Louis Oct. 31- C. W. C. 26- Missouri M. A. 0, at Mexico. Nov. 8- C. W. C. 23 - Blackburn U. !), at Warrenton Nov. 15 - C. W. C. 9 - Westminster 33, at Fulton Nov. 22- C. W. C. 19- Principia 14, at Warrenton Nov. 27 - C. W. C. 26- Culver-Stockton 7, at Warrenton Totals-C. W. C. 155 points. Opponents 101 points. (159) Image caption Cewescoes Trim Wild Cats Claws- Figures Don't Lie WESLEYAN DEFEATS ST. LOUIS U. "FROSH." The team journeyed to St. Louis and there defeated the Freshmen in a sluggish contest, 20-18. The score was 20-6 until the last few minutes of the last quarter when the Freshmen, taking advantage of the weakened defense caused by substitutions, romped across for two touchdowns. The team did not play up to usual form, for the Freshmen gained through the line and around ends and completed passes at will. WESLEYAN DEFEATS CENTRAL. In the first conference game of the season, the CeWesCos showed exceptional offensive and defensive play and easily defeated the Central Eagles by a score of 20 to 7. Although scored upon during the first few minutes of play, owing to fumbles, the Wesleyan men quickly gathered their forces and at no other time were they seriously threatened. Two of the winning touchdowns came in the second period after Johnson flipped a pass to Reinhardt who ran 50 yards through a broken field. The second came a few minutes later when Johnson intercepted a Central pass and raced 55 yards for a touchdown. CEWESCOS OVERWHELM M. M. A. AND WIN 26 to 0. The smashing, driving attacks of the Wesleyan backs proved too much for the Cadets. Although they fought desperately, they were unable to penetrate the stone-wall defense of the Blue and White machine. Several oi the Varsity men were unable to play in this contest due to injuries. "I'm coming out on top" said George as he combed his hair. (160) CEWESCOS LOSE TO AVIATORS IN OPENING CONTEST. Scott Field was the first team for the Wesleyan squad to battle. In this hard fought contest the aviators came out ahead 13 to 12. Unlike most initial contests, the game was exceptionally well played, although at various stages of the game, Wesleyan's defense lacked team work. Following was the lineup: C. W. C. SCOTT FIELD Gerdeman L.G. VanDolson Wuethrich L.E. McEvers Proett L.T. Hall Gerdeman L.G. Van Dolson Moore C. Rackle Painter R.G. Kingsley C. W. C. SCOTT FIELD Duewel (Capt) R.T. Crash Diehr R.E. Stolte Reinhardt Q.B. Booth (Capt) Sydebotham L.H. Hall, L. Tate R.H. Mathews Johnson F.B. Clark Substitutions-Scott Field: Anderson for McEvers; Pressley for Stolte. Touchdowns: Booth, Mathews, Johnson, Reinhardt. Goals after touchdown: Booth. CEWESCOS WIN EASILY FROM BLACKBURN COLLEGE, 23 to 9 Blackburn College of Carlinville, Ill., played Wesleyan here November 8, and was overwhelmingly defeated. The Wesleyan team scored at will and most of the game was played by substitutes and second string men. Blackburn used a few fake plays which resulted in their only touchdown, and they drop-kicked for an extra three points. CENTRAL WESLEYAN LOSES TO WESTMINSTER. The strong Westminster football team defeated Wesleyan by a score of 33 to 9. This game was Westminster's eighth consecutive victory with nary a defeat, and came as a reward of a smashing game and wonderful interference. The entire Wesleyan team played well, the line, although outweighed, exhibited that type of football which caused Westminster to resort to other methods than just hitting the line. The Wesleyan team is one of two teams that crossed the Blue Jays' line and scored more points against them than any other team. PRINCIPIA FALLS UNDER WESLEYAN'S ATTACK Before the largest crowd that ever witnessed a football game in Warrenton, the Wesleyan gridiron machine defeated Principia 19 to 14. Pandimonium broke loose in the stands when Johnson, the hard hitting fullback, took the ball on the second play after Wesleyan had received it on downs, and raced fifty yards for the first touchdown. The defense displayed by both teams was very ragged. (161) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-Meinershagen, Holm, Hackman, Collard (Coach), Weiffenbach, Mills, Buschmann. Sitting-Krueger, Bunte, Lucke (Captain), Havighurst, Liese. Girls' Basket Ball THE Girls Basket Ball Team this year was a credit to the school, and to the girls themselves. The Blue and White as worn by the girls was not once trailed in the dust of defeat. Teamwork, spirited fighting and individual effort characterized all the contests. CAPTAIN LUCKE. This was Lucke's third and last year on the squad. She was a worthy captain, and at jumping center rarely missed getting the tip-off. HAVIGHURST. Havighurst played running center and this, one could readily see, was her position. She was fast, and played with a determination to win. HACKMAN AND WEIFFENBACH. Playing guard positions, these two worked like a machine. Both fought hard and it was next to miraculous for a forward to get an open shot. They were the backbone of the team. BUSCHMANN. She was a high school star and soon secured a berth on the college squad. "Dot" had lots of fight and her good shooting made her one of the most valuable members of the team. LIESE. She was a very important factor in the victories won over Hardin College. She was a good shot and had a way of evading guards. She seldom missed a free throw. MILTENBERGER. Substitute guard. She played only a small part of two games, but in each showed signs of superb basket ball work. This is her first year. LEEK AND HOHN. Substitutes; both played running center, having lots of speed they were worthy players. They both have three more years and should develop into flashy players. "A ring on the hand is worth two on the telephone." (162) [photo captions] Brandt Johnson Nieburg Schulze Diebr (capt.) Reinhardt Tate Duewel (163) [photo caption] The Basket Ball Squad CAPTAIN CHARLES DIEHR, Guard. Diehr played his second season for Wesleyan, and is a worthy captain. He is a steady worker, and his aggre-siveness, coupled with his knowledge of the game, made his playing brilliant at all times. This is his last year and the squad loses a valuable man. IVAN JOHNSON, Center. Johnson uses the same charge in basket ball that he uses in foot ball. His place as a regular was practically assured after the first game when he played brilliantly. He is a sure shot on set ups and ranks high as a free throw man. FRED SCHULZE, Forward. Although one of the smallest college basket ball players in the conference, his work was always sensational. His speed makes him a flashy floor man, and he has a good eye for the basket. SEACHARDT REINHARDT, Forward. Reinhardt's regular position is at forward, but he filled in at guard in good shape. He is well known for his speed and shots from center. This is his first year on the squad and he should develop into a flashy player. ELDON BRANDT, Forward. Brandt played his fourth year for Wesleyan, and has a past that anyone could be proud of. He has an uncanny way of hitting from all angles of the floor, and this, combined with his experience, marked him as a basket ball player. MERLE TATE, Guard. Tate played sensational ball. He is a flashy dribbler, and at this he is hard to equal; a good floor man and a fine shot. He plays floor guard and should win for himself a berth on the all-conference team next year. MARTIN DUEWEL, Forward. Duewel played his third season for the Blue and White. Although an injury kept him out of a number of games in mid season, yet he more than made up for his absence by his brilliant playing in the last games. He is a good floor man and fights all the time. The highest tribute that can be paid to Duewel is this: He is an athlete. MELVIN NIEBURG, Center. Nieburg got his share of tip-offs, and then dropping back played fine at guard position. He seldom fouled, and it was a rare thing when an opponent scored on him. "Like Damon and Pythias.-Esther and Amelia." (164) [photo caption] Collard (Coach), Buschmann, Diehr, Johnson, Hake, Tate, Nieburg, Duewel, Brandt, Reinhardt, Schulze. Following is the schedule as played, and also the individual scoring record: Basket Ball Schedule Central Wesleyan 16-Missouri U.... 35 Central Wesleyan 6-Principia...... 9 Central Wesleyan 15-Tarkio........ 24 Central Wesleyan 23-Mo. Wesleyan .37 Central Wesleyan 21-Wm. Jewel .... 40 Central Wesleyan 35-Principia..... 18 Central Wesleyan 11-Westminster .. 26 Central Wesleyan 46-Mo. Valley ... 15 Central Wesleyan 38-Central ...... 29 Central Wesleyan 25-Rolla ........26 Central Wesleyan 36-Mo. Valley ... 13 Central Wesleyan 29-Westminster .. 39 Central Wesleyan 15-St. Louis U. ..36 Central Wesleyan 29-Central ......26 Central Wesleyan 20-St. Louis U... 22 355 395 Games Field Free Played Goals Throws Fouls Duewel..... 8 12 10 6 Brandt..... 9 28 5 12 Schulze....... 15 35 12 18 Nieburg.... 6 2 1 7 Johnson.... 14 17 11 21 Tate ....... 15 40 17 19 Diehr...... 14 6 3 12 Reinhardt. . 12 5 3 4 Buschman.. 4 1 1 1 Hake....... 6 0 2 4 146 63 104 (165) Boys' Basket Ball VIEWED in the light of the games won, the Varsity basket ball season was hardly successful, but taking into consideration the stiff schedule which faced the team and the ineligibility and injuries which dogged it, the outcome was more than meritorious. This was in no small part due to the loyal support given by the student body. Facing Missouri University in its initial contest, the team showed signs of strength, but the first conference tour which resulted in three games lost and no victories, early put it at a disadvantage. During the remainder of the season, with the exception of the game with St. Louis University at St. Louis, the games were hotly contested and resulted in close scores. The last two games both went into extra periods, and resulted in a victory over Central Wesleyan's time old rival, and a defeat by St. Louis University rather more than balanced the hardships suffered in the earlier part of the season. Wesleyan was in no wise disgraced by the quintette which wore her colors. "If you don't know what else to do with your week end, try wearing a hat on it" (166) [photo caption] Top Row, Left to Right-Schulze, Proett, Hake, Juergcnsmeyer. Center Row-Dyer, Nieburg, Moore, Painter, Gerdeman, Diehr. Bottom Row-Schlegel, Brandt, Reinhardt, Runge, Tate, Duewel. Boys' W Club 1 Duewel, M., President 2 Ellis, C., Vice-President 3 Diehr, C., Secretary-Treasurer 4 Brandt, E. 5 Dyer, G. C. 6 Gerdeman, G. 7 Hake, P, 8 Johnson, I. 9 Juergensmeyer, C. 10 Moore, C. 11 Nieburg, M. 12 Painter, W. 13 Proett, H. 14 Reinhardt, S. 15 Runge, A. 16 Schulze, F. 17 Schlegel, F. 18 Sydebotham, W. 19 Tate, M. 20 Wuethrich, L. "It is better to be broke than never to have loved at all." (167) [photo caption] Standing, Left to Right-Ruth Weiffenbach, Esther Lucke, Rose Hackman. Sitting-Esther Holt, Rosalind Hohn, Sylvia Krueger, Elenore Havighurst. Girls' W Club ACTIVE MEMBERS: Lucke, Esther-President Krueger, Sylvia-Vice-President Hohn, Rosalind-Secretary-Treasurer Havighurst, Elenore-Star Reporter Holt, Esther Weiffenbach, Ruth Hackman, Rose Hollman, Alma HONORARY MEMBERS: Addicks, Eunice Adolph, Hazel Becker, Florence Brockfeld, Viola Eisenberg, Emma Louise Gisler, Ruth Havighurst, Mildred Havighurst, Dorothy Harmon (Kettelkamp), Esther Means, Luella Myers, Ethel Meyer, Melna Painter, Lydia Reckmeyer, Luella Ross, Gladys Marion Schmidt, Cordelia Schowengerdt, Margaret Schnarre, Viola Schulze, Bertha Staatz, Helen "She misunderstood wrong."-Lucille Nieburg. (168) [photo caption] George C. Dyer Chariman of the Mass Meetings This year marked the height of PEP at Central Wesleyan College. Co-operation of the students both in their help in putting on programs and their excellent backing of the team was more noticeable than in any other year. The credit is largely due to George C. Dyer chairman of the Mass Meetings. He possesses all the qualities that a chairman possibly could have. His influence on others, his wonderful ability as a leader among his fellow students, his undivided interest in the teams and their welfare, and his wonderful Mass Meetings have established the greatest PEP record in Central Wesleyan and have won him the highest honor of being one of the greatest, if not the greatest chairman in the history of the school. Pep Club THE Pep Club is an entirely new organization in the history of Central Wesleyan College. In past years a great need has been felt in our school for an organized club of this kind to maintain and instilll more "pep" in the student body. As a result of this need and through the efforts of our able chairman of the mass meetings, George Dyer, the Pep Club was organized. A constitution was written and adopted which we hope will be used by the succeeding Pep Clubs of Central Wesleyan. The chief purpose of this club, as previously stated, is to instill and maintain "pep" in the student body. The club also has charge of all programs at the mass meetings, enforces the resolutions passed by the student body, and in general is the dynamo of "pep" at C. W. C. The club is composed of two members representing the college, two members representing the Academy, end one member representing each of the societies and the band. The officers are: George Dyer, President; Nelson Martin, Vice-President; and Maude Wohlbeck, Secretary-Treasurer. Although this was the initial appearance of such a club, we feel it has been a success because it has created a college spirit that will exist for years. "Happy am I; from care I'm free, Oh! were they all contented like me."-Hofstetter. (169) [photo caption] William Boehmer-Otto Fabre Cheer Leaders OUR Cheer Leaders, Fabre and Boehmer, have shown their ability by leading the student body in college yells and songs. Without their leadership there would be lack of uniformity and co-operation within the cheering section. For the past few years there has been a desire to change the college song. Fabre, therefore, used his ability in composing our Alma Mater song, which was set to music by Prof. Kleinschmidt. Central Wesleyan closed a most successful Pep season this year, and much credit is due the Cheer Leaders for their untiring efforts always to keep the student body in the cheering spirit, win or lose. Dyer, Walters, Lind, Wohlbeck, Martin, Buschman, Schlegel, Liese HE "PEP" CLUB - CEWESCO PEPTIMISTS (170) Beware- An Anonymous Letter!! Warrenton, Missouri, May 1, 1925. Dear Coach: Just a few lines to let u know that I was glad to receive your kind letter. I thot you'd like to know that we played ball last Saturday and that this is a very accurate description of it. The game opened with Stand-by at the stick, Small pox catching and Matches in the box with lots of smoke. Horn at first, Fiddle at second backed by corn in the field. He made it hot for Umpire Apple who was rotten. Ax came to bat and chopped Matches while Brick walked and Sawdust filled the bases. Hammer made a hit and Twenty made a score. Match went out and Balloon started to pitch but went up in the air. Then Cherry tried but was wild, Old Ice kept cool till he was hit by the Pitcher and then you should have heard Ice scream. Cabbage was ahead but got stewed and was put out of the game. He was not the only one for Umpire Apple got canned. Grass covered lots of ground and the crowd cheered when Spider caught a fly. Bread loafed on third and tried to pump Organ but Organ played fast and put out Light. In the fifth inning Wind began to blow about what he could do, and the way Steam roasted Peanuts was a fright. Knife was put out for cutting first base. In the third inning Corn was shocked because Hammer made a hit. Trombone followed with a slide for home but Meat was on the plate and put him out. Lightning pitched and struck two men. Door took his place, shut out the opposing team. One to nothing. There was lots of betting on the game and Soap cleaned up the gang. That was all that happened. I'll say that it was enough. As ever, "RED" BEET. "Collars are patent strangulation machines worn by men who laugh at woman's clothes" (171) BOOK 7 (172) Wise and Otherwise (173) [Picture] (174) [photo caption] Standing, left to Right-C. Liese, A. Dreyer, L. C. Helmers, P. Hake, A. Schake, A. Lind, I. Morse. Bottom Row-L. Wuethrich, G. C. Dyer, A. C. Runge, F. Schulze, C. D. Hendershott, H. Frye. Pulse Staff "When the Pulse is no more, civilization will die."-George C. Dyer, editor-in-chief. "And you know the world is such, I think I've already said too much." Cornelia Helmers, literary editor. "The hours I spent at the typewriter."-Champ Ellis, assistant literary editor. "These jokes have caused me worry, but when the Pulse comes out they may cause me more worry."-Celia Liese, joke editor. "Fly and the world flies with you, walk and you walk alone."-Doran Hendershott, academy editor. "No ma'm, I'm not going to write a line. I don't want to."-Lawrence Wuethrich, athletic editor. "Painters and poets have liberty to be."-August Lind, art editor. "The greatest art is artlessness."-Isabella Morse, art editor. "Let's get busy on this and get it out."-Frederick Schulze, business manager. "The advertising managers have lost their reputation in Warrenton."- Paul Hake, advertising manager. "Hit 'em with the adz."-Arnold Dryer, advertising manager. "Every friend of Central Wesleyan should feel the Pulse of 1925. Three dollars, please."-Amanda Schake, circulation manager. "Always willing, but not there."-Horace Fry, circulation manager. "Sometimes I think it pays, yet I don't know. Sometimes I think what's the idea anyway?"-Andrew Carnegie Runge, photographic manager. The statements given above are the sentiments of the Pulse Staff. (175) The Junior Ex THE JUNIOR CLASS this year presented Katrina Trask's drama, "In the Vanguard," as its annual exhibition. The cast under the direction of Miss Astrid Glidden brought credit to itself and to its dramatic coach. Effie Bebermeyer, playing the double role of Grace, village girl, and Mrs. Gordon, showed herself to be an actress of no mean ability. As a loving wife to the hard hearted Mr. Gordon, Ivan Johnson, she was the personification of mildness. Anna Salzwedel and Irena Saatman, playing the respective parts of Jean, the Rector's daughter and Alice, a village girl were well suited for the parts. The love theme of the play hinges on the romance of Philip Gordon and Elsa. The parts of Philip and Elsa were played by Carl Fischer and Ruby Boettler, who played the leading roles. Raymond Sturgis, as the rector, won great praise from the audience. The double role of Mr. Gerart, the philosopher, and the First Soldier was played excellently by Andrew Runge. As a philosopher, his deep reasoning won the plaudits of the audience. Arnold Dreyer also played a double part as Jack, a village youth, and "The Enemy." In the scene, "The Dying Soldier," Dreyer by his dramatic skill brought tears to the eyes of nearly every person in the audience. Truman Brandt as a dignified general, characterized the coldness of a military leader. The parts of "Dutch," the third soldier, "Dupe," the second soldier, and the fourth soldier, were well played by the respective Juniors, Carl Schlegel, Joseph Die-terich, and Otto Fabre. The cast was well selected and by its earnest endeavors reflected honor to itself and to the Junior Class.-G. D. SYNOPSIS Philip Gordon, though at heart a courageous thinker, blindly sought the romance of combat at the battle front illusioned by jingoism, and by love for Elsa who thought war glorious. Eight months later he finds himself. It is an evening after a great battle and Philip is alone on the edge of the battlefield. Sickness at the horrors of killing has given way to the intoxicating delight of victory and the virile aftermath of the lust of battle; and he is hurrying to camp to join his rollicking mates in discourse on the glories of war. He hears a grban and finds a mangled and torn enemy dying at his feet. The Enemy tells Philip how a dying man sees war * * * * "I tell you death takes the mist from our eyes * * * * We trick our minds, and do not think, and if, by chance, we do accomplish the difficult task of thinking, we don't think straight * * * . Dying has made me sane-at last. Listen to me-Here we are-two Nations with different traditions, different religions, different standards of morals-why, it is only the educated amongst us who can even speak each other's language-how can we understand each other's point of view? * * *. If you and I each thought we were morally right, then it was a matter for arbitration, not for murder * * *." Murmuring "Universal Brotherhood" the Enemy died. After a time out of the darkness comes Philip's voice: "He is my Brother-and I have killed him." Philip refuses a captain's commission and is sent home, branded a coward, a traitor. For a while his is a way of despair but finally logic and justice triumphs, Elsa sees him at last as the only true hero, a hero of the Durable, and the play closes with the lines of Mr. Gearart, a far-seeing philosopher, who says: "War is evil because it breaks the Supreme Law of the Universe-the Law of Harmony. To break the Law of Harmony is the unpardonable sin. * * * * Love is the fulfilling of the Law." (176) The Alumni IN THE halls of Wesleyan there are numerous unseen figures. Those phantom forms are guiding every activity. When a student aspires to reach a certain goal, he feels the warmth of a helping hand upon his shoulder. It has been done by the men of the past, it will be done again. When gentle zephyrs whistle through the campus trees and the soft moonbeams fall upon the faces of friends together, the unseen host calls forth the pleasant memories of friendship, yea even more than friendship, formed in happy hours gone by. The Unseen Host But who is the unseen host, you ask? Is he a martyr dead? Alas, he is one who success has gained, When in Wesleyan halls he tread. Perhaps he lives in a mansion large, Or a small cot by the sea, But whate'er his work, his task, his charge, His memory shall cherished be. He may be now in his home above, With his trials forever o'er, But his memory still shall be one of love. Now and forevermore. He may the contest have won or lost, When in life's race he ran, But his work in gold shall be embossed, He's an alumnus of Wesleyan. - G. C. D. (177) Alumni 1922 THERE were just twenty-two of us in the class of '22-twelve boys and ten girls. I believe the undergraduates regarded us as the most staid and dignified class that ever went out from Wesleyan Halls. Five of the twelve boys had each secured a B. H. (Better Half) before securing his A. B., so the rest of us were amply chaperoned. I do not know if we fooled the faculty as well as the student body, but we surely did not fool ourselves. Don't you remember how we romped at Erwin Unverzagt's and devoured the chickens he fattened by begging to be excused from class meetings in time to feed them? We just had to shake off some of the responsibility that night, for loads of theses were weighing upon us. That first year seven of us went forth to teach, three to preach, and two to continue their studies. Albert Tsai, joined by wife who came from China, is at Syracuse, N. Y., where both are preparing for more efficient missionary service. Lawrence Havighurst is still at Evanston, where he graduated from Garrett and is now studying for his A. M at Northwestern. At the same time he is student pastor of a church in south Chicago. Henry Ross, his wife, and little daughter, are enjoying the pastorate at Cape Girardeau, where Rev. Roos is a beloved and successful preacher. Albert Kattner and his B. H. are at home in a parsonage near Houston, Texas. Of the seventeen teachers who went forth that first year, thirteen still remain. Death has claimed one of our members-Eugene Hendershott. Ill health forced Eugene to resign a fine position that first year but he gave up only after a courageous struggle. Luella Gisler is now a very successful minister's wife, Mrs. Paul Fricke. Little Dorothy May is the center of attraction in their home at Compton, 111. After two years at Moberly High School, Dorothy Havighurst presides over a cozy apartment in St. Louis, and enjoys being called Mrs. Milton Koch. Emmons Brandt, tired of pulling ears, is now learning the art of pulling teeth. Call on him in St. Louis. Among the thirteen who are still teaching, five have never changed positions, and their record speaks for itself. "Jake" Lotz is still at Clarksburg, Ohio, and Clara Niemeyer at Woodsfield, also in Ohio. We always knew Melna would be popular, and this is her third year at Marissa, Ill. Alice Gerdeman just fell in love with Idaho that first year, so she's still at Pocatello. John Rohner and his wife are living in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where Mr. Rohner teaches in a school for boys, the Harwood Mission School. Two children make glad this home in the Sunny South. Edna Bothe has been taking summer work at Missouri University and is now at New Canton, 111. Clara Johannaber is upholding the family reputation as a successful teacher in Iowa. Anna Frohardt, now in the High School at Gilman, 111., took summer work at Northwestern University. Werner Schrantz has a fine position as teacher at Hot Springs, Arkansas. The remaining teachers are in Missouri. Alfred Buschmann married his childhood sweetheart, Ruth Holden, and is the coach at Sedalia High School. Lydia Painter, after a year's teaching at Missouri Wesleyan, became homesick for C. W. C. and is now at work in the Academy. Aurelia Pergande is in Odessa, Mo., and Walter Strehlman not far from Warrenton, at Washington, Mo. So we are scattered-eight in Missouri, five in Illinois, two in Ohio, one each in New York, Texas, New Mexico, Idaho, Arkansas and Iowa-each doing his best to honor his Alma Mater, Central Wesleyan. (178) [photo caption] HOME OF ONE HUNDRED CHILDREN Central Wesleyan Orphan Home CENTRAL Wesleyan Orphan Home, founded in 1864, the oldest children's home in Methodism, is now in its 61st year. It has taken care of 700 boys and girls, who have received training for mind, heart and hand. At present there are 95 children in the home, of these six attend Central Wesleyan Academy and College, four graduated from high school, and eight were examined in Catechism. It has done a magnificent piece of work for the kingdom. In connection with the home there is a farm comprising 160 acres of timber and 140 acres are under cultivation, which furnish feed for 30 head of cattle. It takes one bushel of potatoes daily, and 400 pounds of flour a week to feed a hundred mouths. The running expenses amount to over $20,000 a year and are paid chiefly by donations received from the churches of the patronizing conferences and friends. There is also an endowment of nearly $100,000 and $15,000 in annuities. The Institution needs better equipped buildings. The aim of the home is to adopt the cottage system, to cultivate the home spirit; for that reason the trustees ask the church for $50,000 as a beginning. Two former orphan boys have pledged $1,000 each, and two $200 each. Upon the invitation of Bishop Waldorf to have the Orphan Home represented at the Kansas City Area, a group of children sang before the men's meeting in the Convention Hall and also in the Grand Avenue M. E. Church where the convention of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society was in session.-J. Gisler, Supt. "I call my girl asthma 'cause she takes my breath away."-Schlanker. (179) The Junior-Senior Banquet On Friday evening, March 6th, the Seniors gave the Juniors a banquet in the parlors of the College Church. At five thirty the Juniors appeared and were formally received by the Class of "25. After a few minutes conversation, the curtains to the banquet stage were raised and in the distance could be seen the setting for a "Rose" banquet. The entire parlor was decorated in pink and white. The tables were arranged to form a regular pentagon, with the toastmaster in a conspicuous position. On each table there were roses and in the center of each table a large American Beauty electrically lighted by a rose-colored bulb concealed in the petals. Just before going into the banquet room, the members of the classes received cards handed out by Little Miss Linnert, who was dressed in a rose costume. These cards fixed the partners for the first course. Wendell Evans, the president of the Senior Class, in a few well-chosen words, extended to the Juniors a hearty welcome. Merle Tate, president of the Junior Class, gave a delightful response which made every Senior feel that the banquet was not in vain. Frederick Schulze served as toastmaster, and "Fritz" was at his best. It was, indeed, a pleasure for the upper-classmen to have the Freshmen and the Sophomores as waiters and waitresses. The first course consisted of beef bouillon, after which George Schrantz gave an eloquent discourse on "Wild Roses." Carl Fischer adding another rose to the already beautiful bouquet by singing "My Wild Irish Rose." After the main dinner course had been served the boys and girls drew names from the large flowers in the center of the tables and as a result annexed new partners for the time being. Soon afterward Andrew Runge rose to the heights of eloquence and made Demosthenes murmur, "Oh, I would that I could speak as that man." Andrew's topic was, "Heroes, He Rose." Miss Nieburg beautifully rendered a saxaphone solo, "Love Sends A Little Gift of Roses." George Dyer, speaking on the difficult topic, "She Rose," viewed the Senior Class from the future and predicted the careers of its members. The next course consisting of fruit salad and cheese straws, was a life-saver, for it soothed the anguished breasts of those who had been forced to listen to the torrential floods of verbal discourse. Miss Hollman spoke after a short intermission on "Morose," and gave it a different meaning than melancholy, in fact it was interpreted to mean "More Rose." Jesse Myers then rendered the wistful violin solo, "When Roses Bloom," and displayed a technique which would put Kreisler and Mischa Elman to shame. At this time the partners were again shifted and the campus couples were allowed to be together. Course four consisted of brick ice cream, angel food cake for the boys and devil's food cake for the girls. The program was resumed and the Junior-Senior Ladies' Quartette sang "An Old Fashioned Rose,"-of course, it was understood that this was in an "old fashioned garden." Miss Boettler spoke on the subject, "Rose Buds," and drew a vivid comparison between the unfolding of a rose and the unfolding of the life of a Senior. The musical feast was brought to a close with a selection, "Roses of Picardy," an instrumental trio by Miss Lucke, Miss Nieburg and Mr. Myers. The last number of the program following course five was a reading, "That Little Wild White Rose," by Miss Edmee Diekroeger.-G. D. (180) Class in Business Law IT has always been the policy of Central Wesleyan to add something to its numerous departments that would prove to be worth while and beneficial to the students as they venture out into the business world to assume the ever increasing responsibilities imposed by the commercial firms of today. With this end in view a course in Business Law was offered and proved to be satisfactory in every way. This class was under the instruction of Maury N. Schowengerdt, a graduate in law from the University of Missouri. By using the modern case system of teaching and taking up the decisions of the courts in this and other countries, it was made a very interesting subject for the students. It gave them some idea of the various difficulties and legal problems that may confront them in actual business. Young men in the commercial world who wish to merit promotion will find this kind of training essential. The class was held in the evenings in order to afford an opportunity for the young business men of the town, as well as the students, to attend. Class Members J. A. DAVIDSON MELVIN W. NIEBURG ARNOLD DREYER CECIL YOUNG NEWELL JOHNSON MELVIN SAATMANN ARTHUR SCHAPER (181) Advice for C.W.C. Match Factory Love is a flame, Passion a blaze, Affection the quiet, steady Burning fire, and Flirtation is the match that sets the whole lot aglow. Nobody knows whether It is going to flame up And start something Or just flicker out and end in nothing but smoke. Men sometimes grow fond Of the girl that is nearest And when this happens It is up to the girl whether she wants a steady flame, A permanent fireside, Or a burning moment; Of course it is possible To get all three from the same man. For time changes some flames Into a steady glow And visa versa. But it is well to remember men, like fires, Have to be fed. They also have to be Watched or they have a habit of going out. -Exchange. (182) Rap and Pound In the first pages of this book You have seen yourself as you like to look. Your picture has been retouched by the photographer and you wore your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes. We've said nice things about you, now you will see yourself as others see you. We hope you like this Pulse, really we think it's a pretty good book, and if you don't like it why just make one to suit yourself. If you like the jokes tell us but if you don't, keep it a secret. -The Pulse Staff. (183) Jokes A is for Algebra that takes all spare time, B is for Bunk found in this rhyme, C is for College where dumbells ring, D is for Date which ends in a ring, (see footnote 1) E is the grade that Amanda MUST make, F is the grade Fat Schwartz will take, G is for George with his many speeches, H is for Hake who History teaches, I is the most egotistic in the school, J is for John who never breaks a rule, K is for Kessler where we journey each day, L is for Love a disease caught in May, M is for man a dangerous creature, (see footnote 2) N is for nothing that you can feature, O is for Otto so little and quiet, P is for Pitts who believes in a diet, Q is for questions the Profs fire at you. R is for Ritter whose words are few, S is for Socks with holes in the toe, T is for Tests that bring us all woe, U is for Undertakers, the last man we want, V is for Vestie whom nothing does daunt, W is for work which all Freshies do, X is an unknown quantity to you, Y is for You who read these lines, Z is the Zenith of these wonderful rhymes. (Foot Note 1.-On the telephone or on the hand.) (Foot Note 2.-Beware Freshie girls.) Upper Classman: Why do robins eat so many cherries? Freshman: Cause they take a peck at a time. Davidson, in Geometry: How many sides has a circle? Pitts: Two. Davidson: Name them please. Pitts: Inside and outside. Why did the salt shaker? Because he saw the spoon holder and the lemon squeezer. Prof. Chiles: I see the lovelight shining on your face. Miss Glidden: Darn that cold cream any way. Most of the stumbling blocks in the way of human progress are block heads.-Aristotle, Jr. (184) Our Cross Word Puzzle HORIZONTAL 1. The most popular annual at C. W. C. 6. A design or drawing. The cause of Shaggy's nightmares. 13. The student's salvation. 15. A syllable used by our human songbirds while practicing vocal. 17. A conjunction. A word which becomes overworked in a student's oral reports. 19. A possessive pronoun. The claims Arnold has on Jessie. 22. A neuter pronoun. How we speak of our enemy. 25. A preposition. An overworked one at that, it is usually used at the end of a question. We have used it twice in the above sentence so there you have your proof. 27. A relic. What is left of the Freshman flag. 34. To cease from action. Some people on our campus get more than their share of it. VERTICAL 1. Shiek of the football team. 2. Residence of Abraham. That's for the O. T. History sharks. 3. Bounded, abr. The number of people who handed in their articles in time. 4. Thus. 5. Natives of Eolia. 6. A moveable seat with a back, for one person but often used for two. 12. A snug residence. Note to lovers, go feather them. 24. An aeriform elastic liquid. What Champ uses his extra dollars for. 29. Personal pronoun. The person you love the most. 31. Shakespeare doesn't repeat but we do-see 22 in the horizontal column. See advertising pages for solution. (185) Jokes "Of course many a man tries to hug a girl just to see if he can." The experiment is interesting no matter how it turns out. (Vouched for by Wuethrich) Joe D.: Then it is settled we can elope tonight. Gladys: Yes darling. Joe: And you are sure you can get your trunk packed in time? Gladys: Oh yes, papa and mamma have both promised to help me. When he first came to see her, He showed a timid heart, And when the lights were low, They sat this far apart. But when his love grew warmer And he had had a kiss, They knocked out all the spaces, Andsatupcloselikethis. Shaggy: Where are you going with so many coats on such a hot day? Finkbeiner: Well, you see I am going to paint a barn and it said on the can, "To obtain the best results, put on at least two coats." Wendell (In physiology class) : Miss Cordry how many senses have you? Jessie: Six. Wendell: How come you to have six when I have only five? Jessie: I know. The other is common sense. Garage Man: How much gas do you want? Fischer: A gallon. Garage Man: What's the idea-weaning it? A flapper is like a bungalow for she is painted in front, shingled behind, and has no attic. First Gossip: I heard Beulah Wohlbeck was going to get married? Second Gossip: Who is the lucky fellow? First Gossip: Her father. Violet Pistorius: I would like to look at your red two cent stamps. Postmaster (placing a sheet of a hundred stamps before her.) Violet: (Pointing to one of the stamps in the center of the sheet) I'll take this one. One consolation for the professors: they don't have to sit up late at night making out their income tax reports. Don't cross the bridge until it is finished. (186) Jokes Bertha (Taking her first ride in an aeroplane) "Wait a minute, Mr. Aviator I'm afraid we will have to go down again." Aviator: "What is wrong?" Bertha: "I dropped one of my pearls and I think I can see it glistening on the ground." Aviator: "Keep your seat, that's Lake Erie." THE OBITUARY Senior- Much learning, Swelled head; Brain fever- He's dead. Junior- False fair one, Hope fled; Heart broken- He's dead. Sophomore- Went skating, 'Tis said; Ice hit him- He's dead. Freshman- Milk famine, Not fed; Starvation- He's dead. HEALTH NOTES To the thin: Don't eat fast. To the fat: Don't eat. Fast. Her lips said "yes," Her eyes said, "no," But which one lied- I'd like to know? Mother uses cold cream Father uses lather, My girl uses powder- At least, that's what I gather, Hilda baked an angel cake, For her darling Linde's sake, Linde ate it every crumb- Then he heard the angel's drum Calling softly, "Linde come." Boo, Hoo! If we saw ourselves as others see us we might refuse to believe our own eyes. Prof. Helmers: What happened in 1854? Davidson: I don't know, sir. Prof. Helmers: Well, where should you go when you want to find a date? Davidson: To the library. Runge: Did you have your hair cut? Esther Lucke: No, I washed it and it shrunk. Mrs. Lindemeyer: "Is my tire flat?" Mr. Lindemeyer: "It's a little flat at the bottom, but the rest of it's O. K. Prof. Kleinschmidt: Don't you know that you're singing off key? Fabre: In my opinion it was written in the wrong key in the first place. (187) Jokes SOME POPULAR LIES I'm crazy about you. I shall never love another. How sweet you look. I told her just what I thought about her. Yes sir, an operation is necessary. No darling, I never kissed another. Only, a stirring sense of public duty compels me to run for this high office. I don't mean to criticize, but- "My friend, have you heard of the land of Yawn on the banks of the River Slow, where blossoms the Waitawhile flower fair and the Sometimeorother scents the air and the soft Goeasies grow? It lies in the valley of Whatstheuse in the Province of Letterslide, that tired feeling is native there; it's the home of the listless I-don't-care; where "the Putitoffs abide."-Burge, "Personality Culture." Marked sentences found on test papers: "The Greeks planted colonies for their food supply." "He had nothing to live for but to die." "The heart is located in the west side of the body." "The Greeks were too thickly populated to be comfortable." Essmann: Prof. Havighurst took an unfair advantage of me. Yesterday I raised my hand- Leona: Yes. Essmann: And he called on me. Fischer: "Wait a minute! Don't drop that letter in the box without stamping it and addressing it." Ritter: "That's all right. It's just an answer to an anonymous letter I received." Prof. Spohrer: "Every one in chemistry get your own note books. One time I let two work together and they were married in the spring. I can't be responsible for such results as that." A kiss is a noun tho' never declined. It is generally used as a conjunction. It is more common than proper. It is not very singular and is generally used in the plural. It agrees with most of us. Boehmer: You guys don't know how to get along with the Dean, that's all. Now, you want to go in and humor him the way I do. Ed. Brandhorst: Huh; you don't humor him you amuse him. People who live in glass houses shouldn't play sliding trombones. (188) Found on the Campus A Ruby A Luck Key (Lucke) A little Smith (Kleinschmidt) A Fisher (Fischer) A Dyer A Sweet Heart (Seachardt) A Heavy Horst (Havighurst) A Music Reed (Reed Musick) A Skinner A True Man (Truman) A Deer (Diehr) A Bunny (Bunte) A Prophet (Proffit) A Steward (Stewart) A Painter A Pear Tree (Bierbaum) A Layman (Lehman) A Brook (Brooke) A Bushman (Buschmann) A Dude A Jasper An Iron Mountain (Eisenberg) A Rose A Larrikin (Larkin) A Leek A Martin A Miller A Mower (Moore) A Violet Folks (Fulks) A Gas Man (Gassman) A Gross (Groce) A Palmer Pits (Pitts) A Devil (Duewel) A Roach (Roche) A Blanker (Schlanker) A Thorough man A Walker Winter A Wolf (Wolff) Parks A Pier (Pierre) A Burgess A Pearl Sweet Williams Campus English Yagonnago? Itellyafella Whatizzit? Watsmatter? Lemmetellya Lemmego Aincha hungry? Yeh Gotcher money? Kmon Canchoo hear? Howdudoo Gotcherat? Thatlledoo Lessgo I haddit Imagoin Less go neet Gotchoors? Imagettinit Cantya go? Sheaintagonna go. Gotcher books? Whatchagot? Wat fer? Of Course Girl, boy, Feel joy, They kiss, Taste bliss, Boy said, "Let's wed." Said she, "Let's see My Pa." Mirth Chokes, Old folks. Young pair Despair, One hope- Elope! 'Nough said, They wed. Divorce? Of course. (189) Jokes GEOMETRY Theorem: If you love a girl, she loves you. Given: You love your girl. To prove: She loves you. Proof: All the world loves a lover. Your girl is all the world to you. (evident) Therefore: Your girl equals the world. (Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other) Therefore: Your girl loves a lover. Therefore: Your girl loves you. NATURALLY Prof. Lindemeyer (explaining problems in Review class) : "If six boys eat a barrel of apples in twelve days, then twelve boys will eat them in six days. Lydda V.: "Then I suppose, if one ship crosses the ocean in ten days, ten ships could cross it in one day." RECIPES FOR FLUNKS Take a string of bluffs, stir in one pound of thin excuses, add a little time for athletics, sift in a few hayrides, flavor well with moonlight strolls, boil well, stir before using, and serve hot at the end of each term. AT PRINCIPIA FOOTBALL GAME Leona Strieker: "Say that old St. Louis team is certainly clumsy." Marie: "Why do you say that?" Leona: "Every time one of our men starts to run they get in the way." Hedwig: "My goodness, what makes this car so crowded?" Elsie: "Why the people of course. Tee! Hee! Tee! Hee!" Doran: "Are you letting your hair grow out?" Gladys Meyer: "Well, I don't see how I can stop it." Velma: I have so much correspondence that the letters are just rolling in. Evrard: Huh, they must be circulating letters. Dentist: What kind of a filling do you want in your tooth? Truman: Chocolate. "They won't make a brick layer out of me," said the hen as she shoved the porcelain egg out of her nest. He who laughs last is usually the dumbest. You may be excused for being blue but never for being green. (190) TO The Memory of THE SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN BANQUET which died in February. Pall Bearers-The class dancers. Shovelers-The Faculty. Ethel R. (after an exam in Macbeth): I want to ask you a question concerning a tragedy. Miss Painter: Yes? Ethel: What is my grade? Adv.: Why kill your wife? Let our washing machine do your dirty work for you. CAN YOU IMAGINE When Prof. Davis did not carry an umbrella. When Amanda went to class with her lessons unprepared. When Melvin Nieburg had one hair out of place. When Harold Schmidt did not have a shoe shine. When "Bert" was not hungry. When Miss Painter did'nt wear a hat. When Esther and Amelia went down town without their hand bags. When Leona Strieker was not studying. When Ethel did not get her daily epistle from Evanston. When Prof. Chiles was not in a hurry. When "Shaggy" refused to do a favor. When "Daddy" Vosholl got excited. When Beulah did not have an ocean wave in her hair. When a night passed without Maude having a date. When Jessie did not have to save Beulah a place at the breakfast table. When Eldon Brandt gave an oration. When Elhert rang the bell ahead of time. When Marie was serious. When Johnnie Eisenberg smiled. When Ruth Engler was stoop shouldered. When Otto spoke in a whisper. When Ordelheide weighed 300 pounds. When Proett let a day pass without giving several outbursts of laughter. When Pierre Foristell uttered a word in a crowd. When Gladys Nieburg was not excited. When William Painter had a date. (191) THE REPLIES OF THE FACULTY When some of the Faculty members were handed a slip and asked: "May I have your name?" this is what they said as they took pen in hand and wrote: Lula May Schulze: "I bet you want the spelling. People always ask me to write my name because they can't spell "Schulze" correctly. Lydia M. Painter: "I can't understand. Curiosity killed a cat." A. W. Ebeling: "What for? Will it cost anything? A person must be careful what he signs." Ruth Zimmerman: "You won't get me to sign my name unless I know what for." Chas. J. Stuckemann: "I've signed up once. Are you making a collection of names?" Clarence Lindemeyer: "What for; there's some kind of a trick to this. No, thank you." (And he would not sign.) Henry Vosholl: "What do you want my name for?" Edwin Stanton Havighurst: "Why do you want my name?" Olive Maude Stewart: "What do I bite? Do you want it in full or in pieces? Are you going to reproduce these?" Frank Otto Spohrer: "Uh huh. Alright, girlie." John Helmers: "What for? Haven't you got my name? There is no "H" in it as the last catalogue had it." Oliver H. Kleinschmidt: "Man, oh man; you don't want my whole name. I never use my middle name. You want the Oliver there." Harry V. Knorr: "Ya, I guess so." Eugene Weiffenbach: "What's the object? Well, I'll trust you, I hope you don't get me in bad." Ira Nelson Chiles: "Do you want it for the Pulse? Of course, I'll do anything for the Pulse." ATTENTION! The success of the 1925 "Pulse" is a result of hard work on the part of the members of the staff. The editorial work has been skillfully handled by Miss Cornelia Helmers and her co-workers, Champ Ellis, Celia Liese, Lawrence Wuethrich and Doran Hendershott, who have toiled zealously to produce an annual of which any Wesleyan Alumnus might well be proud. The Business Department has been carefully handled by Frederick Schulze and his helpers, Arnold Dreyer, Paul Hake, Amanda Schake, Horace Fry and Andrew Runge. The art work was engineered by August Lind and his assistant, Isabella Morse. GEORGE C. DYER, Editor-in-Chief. (192) [Picture] (193) Engraving Service Plus Annual Staffs turn to us for advice and help in preparing their Annuals. We start at the beginning to work our plans creating new and original ideas. Many costly mistakes are avoided through our close co-operation. This being a part of our service PLUS first quality engravings. Central Engraving Company Calumet Building Saint Louis, Missouri (194) Central Wesleyan College WARRENTON, MISSOURI. A high-grade college, founded in 1864. Member of the College Union of Missouri. Ranked as a Class "A" college by the University Senate of the Methodist Episcopal Church. Twenty-two teachers and 320 students. Three well equipped College Buildings and two completely furnished Dormitories. Fine Library and Laboratories. The College of Liberal Arts is fully standardized. It offers twelve major groups of studies leading to the Bachelor of Arts degree. Many graduates have achieved distinction at the universities of the land, in Christian service, in teaching and in other professions and vocations. The Academy is approved by the State Department of Education as a standard high school. It offers a four year's course equal to those of the best city high schools. The Conservatory of Music is under the direction of an eminent composer and teacher. The Departments of Public Speaking, Home Economics, Fine Arts, Business and Physical Culture are all under the direction of especially well qualified teachers. Fine records were made by Central Wesleyan students in all inter-collegiate activities-Oratory, Debate, Basket Ball, Foot Ball and Field Sports. Strong Christian Associations help in the development of a normal life. The Summer School for 1925 begins Monday, June 8, and continues ten weeks. The attendance last year was the largest on record. Many college and academy courses will be given. The next regular school-year begins Tuesday, September 8, 1925. For further information address O. E, KRIEGE, President. Warrenton, Missouri. (195) Chiropractors (Palmer Graduates) D. F. RITTER OVERLAND, MO. -and - 6229 Delmar Blvd., ST. LOUIS, MO. H. C. RITTER ST. CHARLES, MO. Neurocalometer s X-RAYS Lady Attendants PHONES (196) Commencement Flowers Orders for Flowers of all kinds given prompt and careful attention. We have the agency for the well known C. C. Wonneman & Son's Flowers THEIR FLOWERS ARE BEAUTIFUL FRESH AND FRAGRANT We also carry a large assortment of beautiful pictures to beautify the rooms of the students. F. W. Nieburg & Co. Warrenton, Missouri. --------------------------- DELIRIOUS VERSE It was a nice day in October, last September in July; the moon lay thick upon the ground, the mud shone in the sky. The flowers were singing sweetly, the birds were full of bloom, so 1 went into the cellar to sweep an upstairs room. The time was Tuesday morning, on Wednesday, just at night, when I saw a thousand miles away a house just out of sight. The walls projected backward, the front was round the back, it stood alone with others, the fence was whitewashed black. It was moonlight on the ocean, not a street car was in sight, the sun was shining brightly and it rained all day that night. It was summer in the winter, and the snow was falling fast - a barefoot boy with shoes on was sitting in the grass. It was evening and the rising sun stood setting in the night. And everything that I could see was hidden from my sight.-Holstein-Friesian World. ---------------------------- E. Scho wengerdt & Son (Established in 1867) Hart Schaffner and Marx Clothes Stetson Hats, Selz Shoes, Arrow Shirts and Collars, Eastman Kodaks. WARRENTON, MISSOURI. (197) Bank of Warren County (Established 1883) The Bank that is always interested in the advancement of Central Wesleyan College and its fine body of teachers and students. We are ready at all times to assist our partons in any way to better their financial condition. Students should increase their efficiency while in school and learn something of the Commercial Laws of Banking by forming Bank connections with us. The knowledge they gain about negotiable paper and business in general will prove a valuable asset later in life. We welcome you to our bank and will gladly assist you in any of your financial affairs. CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $53,000.00 OFFICERS-C. G. Wessel, President; O. E. Kriege, Vice-President; G. W. Schaper, Vice-President; J. G. Wessendorf, Cashier; A. K. Schaper, Asst. Cashier; Miss Mamie Koelling, Asst. Cashier. DIRECTORS-O. E. Kriege, C. G. Wessel, E. H. Brandt, T. W. Huk-riede, A. W. Ebeling, E. H. Landwehr, G. W. Schaper, L. M. Hutcher-son, Alger D. Engel. Warrenton, Missouri. ---------------------------- Everybody Knows Schrantz Restaurant Where the Crowd Eats. ---------------------------- Mrs. Weiffenbach: Did you mail those two letters I gave you Ruth? Ruth: Yes, mamma, at the postoffice. But I noticed you put the two cent stamp on the foreign letter and the five-cent stamp on the city one. Mrs. Weiffenbach: My dear, what a blunder! Ruth: But I fixed it all right, mamma, I just changed the address on the envelopes. Sing a Song of Rent Bills:-The rose is red, the violet's blue, and so is a man when his rent falls due.-Western Christian Advocate. (198) "QUALITY TELLS" "SPECIFY VESTAL" Millionite Cleanser White Rose Floor Dressing, Formazone Mint Spray, Vestarol Disinfectant, Pinokleen, Surgical Green Soap, Vestal Roach Powder. SCHOOL SANITATION OUR SPECIALTY We Solicit Your Business on a QUALITY and PRICE Basis. Write us before ordering. VESTAL CHEMICAL COMPANY ST. LOUIS, MO. ----------------------- Deluxe Work Done Palace Barber Shop H.A. Cook, Prop. Where the College Students Come. Join the Gang. Warrenton, Missouri. ----------------------- F. H. Knigge Palmer Graduate Chiropractor Phone 71 Warrenton, Mo. ----------------------- F. W. LINNERT Dentist First three days of each week in Warrenton. Fridays and Saturdays in St. Louis, 1315 S. Grand Blvd. Hours by Appointment. (199) Warrenton Schools The college and the public school of Warrenton are famous. They are a real asset to our town. Prospective residents want to know first what sort of schools we have. When they know, they are only too glad to buy property here and live here permanently. When our residents are tempted to move, our schools hold them. We believe in making Warrenton's Schools Bigger and Better Citizens Bank Warrenton, Missouri. -------------------------- THE EASY SEX I wonder why a girl can't catch a ball like a man? Oh, a man is so much bigger and easier to catch. Teacher: Honesty is the best policy. Son of insurance agent: You're wrong, teacher. Twenty Pay Life is the best policy. Nieburg: You have entered the debit item under credit. Foristell: Yes, I am left handed. -------------------------- TO STUDENTS OF C. W. C. You are preparing yourselves mentally and morally for a man's part in life. You have learned certain truths among which not the least important is that a stabilizing force is primarily necessary to progress. A house that your personality will make a home is the force of which we speak. Own your own home is no empty formula; it is the stepping stone to attainment. See the C. J. HARRIS LBR. CO., Warrenton, Mo., for plans and specifications. (200) Austin S. Fox Heating and Plumbing Steam, Hotwater and vacuum Heating Water works and electric lighting for country homes Bell Telephone 99 St. Charles, Missouri (201) THERE ARE TIMES WHEN EXPERT OPINION MUST BE HAD IN THE ROUTINE OF YOUR WORK THEN Consult THE BOOK SERVICE DEPARTMENT of THE METHODIST BOOK CONCERN. who will recommend the BEST Book or Books for your special subject. ACCEPT THIS SERVICE from The House Of Good Books 420 Plum Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. Serving in their 135th year. --------------------------- GIFTS THAT LAST Buy something that is attractive, durable and always appreciated. 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He spent about all that he had, And then in anguish cried; "I'll put a mortgage on the house And take just one more ride." -New York Evening Mail. --------------------------- FLOWERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS EDWIN DENKER Florist Fourth & Clay Sts., St. Charles, Mo. --------------------------- Colonial Hotel Warrenton, Mo. Bring your friends for a chicken dinner and enjoy the comforts of home. (202) For College Annuals and Other Books BECKTOLD COVERS In the binding of this book you have an example of how beautiful and practical a Becktold Cover can be. Attractiveness, durability, adaptability, and economy are outstanding characteristics of Becktold Covers. Then they offer an almost unlimited range of colors and color combinations and can be embossed with practically any sort of design. Year by year the popularity of these covers as bindings for College Annuals increases. In the business world too there is a fast growing demand for them on catalogs and other books that need a durable and attractive dress. We shall be glad to send samples to anyone interested in Becktold Covers and to make suggestions as to how they can be adapted to any book. Becktold Printing and Book Mfg. Co. Manufacturers of Distinctive Cowers for College Annuals ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI ------------------------- H. H. Buschmann -DEALER IN- COAL AND FEED Phone 34 TAXI AND TRANSFER SERVICE Warrenton Missouri ------------------------- Babe: You shouldn't smile little one. Mabel: And why not? Babe: It would light up your face and set off the powder. Miss Stewart: "You know when you study Caesar you are studying classical Latin." Wuethrich: "Sure, some class." Dr. Ebeling: "How does starch get into the plants?" William Thoroughman: "God put it there." ------------------------ ALL NEW AND MODERN ROOMS. A GOOD PLACE TO EAT JEFFERSON HOTEL - AND - SILVER GRILL CAFE DOBYNS BROS., Props. MEXICO, MISSOURI (203) - EAT - Cream of Creams STANDARDIZED Manufactured by, Moberly Ice Cream Co. Served by Warrenton Drug Co. Warrenton, Mo. --------------------- Everybody Likes Candy - EAT - Blanke-Wenekers Wild Wave Candy SOLD BY Warrenton Drug Co. Warrenton, Mo. --------------------- Sixty-Three Years Selling and manufacturing Pianos and Player Pianos of quality, has made the House of Baldwin the greatest institution of its kind in the world. The Baldwin Piano Co. 1111 Olive St., ST. LOUIS, MO. DEMONSTRATED BY Warrenton Drug Co, Warrenton, Mo. --------------------- Everybody Needs Them AND WE HAVE THEM! DRUGS, TOILET ARTICLES, STATIONERY and FOUNTAIN PRODUCTS Try the Drug Store First. Warrenton Drug Co. "The Place Where You Get a Square Deal" L. S. FRY & SON, Props. (204) COMPLIMENTS (205) PLAY IT ON A CONN HUNDREDS OF PROFESSIONALS AND AMATEURS DO. Everywhere that music and gayety reigns you will find CONN musical instruments. Their wonderful tone-brilliant or soft-caressing and smooth, as the scale demands, imparts added charm to the accomplishments of any musical organization. Their beauty, balance and instant and perfect response to the will of the player makes them outstanding. T[h]at's why SOUSA'S BAND, ISHAM JONES' ORCHESTRA, and thousands of other musical organizations, including big symphony orchestras, use CONN instruments exclusively. That's why 100 per cent of the saxophone owners of C. W. C. and of Warrenton use and endorse CONN instruments. That's why CONN Trombones and Saxophones are used exclusively in our Band and Orchestra. See us and let us advise you as to your instrument. SCHAPER & DREYER PLAYERS Boosters of SELLERS C. G. CONN, Ltd., BAND and ORCHESTRA INSTRUMENTS ---------------------------- Solution to Crossword HORIZONTAL 1. Pulse 6. cartoon. 13. hi. 15. le. 17. and 19. his. 22. it. 25. at. 27. remains. 34. rests. VERTICAL 1. Painter. 2. Ur. 3. ltd. 4. so. 5. Eolians. 6. Chair. 12. nests. 24. gas. 29. me. 31. it. ------------------------- College Band Men by Their Gab (?) Cornets: 1. Boy listen! 2. Son of a Gun! 3. Now listen here! 4. O shoot! Clarinets and Piccolo: 1. Aw, Shaw! 2. Search me! 3. Dad gum! Trombones: 1. The devil, thunder! 2. Darn (it, you, him) 3. Aw! Baritones: 1. Listen! 2. Great day! Basses: 1. Aw come on! 2. O Cats! Altoes: 1. By George! 2. Ding Boist! 3. Doggone! Saxophones: 1. I tell ya! 2. I dunno! 3. Boy! Drums: 1. O Lawd! 2. O Man (206) Missouri Is a Good Old State! HERE'S TO MISSOURI, WHERE WE DON'T PUT ALL OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET. Missouri's soil and climate permit the growing of many kinds of crops, and her manufactures are diversified. We don't have to depend on any single source of income. Despite the extent of its present development, Missouri's future possibilities are almost unlimited. Our land of promise is right here at home. The Marthasville Bank is proud to serve the people of this great state. CAPITAL-$50,000.00 Frank Riemeier, President. John H. Bierbaum, Cashier. R. H. Morhaus, Vice-President. Miss Hilda Houchens, Asst. Cashier Marthasville Bank MARTHASVILLE, MISSOURI. ----------------------- Silence Needed Fritz Schlegel: "Won't you join me in a glass of coco-cola?" Dr. Weiffenbach: "Your last paper was very difficult to read; your work should be written so that even the most ignorant will be able to understand it." Monsees: "Yes sir, what part didn't you understand?" The Maiden's Prayer:-Dear Lord, I ask nothing for myself, only give my mother a son-in-law. Cornelia: "What's in a name?" Runge: "Well if you take mine you might get a good home out of it." Doran: "Well, Gladys, did you enjoy the picture?" Gladys: "Oh, yes, the picture was all right, but the piano made so much noise I could not hear a word they said." Very Cryptic: "Is this dirigible absolutely safe?" asked the prospective buyer. "Safest on earth," grunted the maker, cryptically. (207) E. C. ISENMANN R. L. ISENMANN Old Trails Garage ISENMANN BROS., Props. Opposite Court House WARRENTON, MO. DAY PHONE 185 SERVICE AT ALL HOURS NIGHT PHONE 66 When in Warrenton stop at the Old Trail Garage for service and accessories. We handle a full line of auto accessories. Ford work and parts a specialty. We are equipped to repair your old battery and save you the cost of a new one. We also have an expert on repairing radiators, magnetos and generators. Bring your auto to us and be convinced. Chevrolet and Dodge Brothers Sales and Service. --------------------------- Arnold: "I notice you're not eating candy nowadays." Jessie: "No I've pretty nearly gotten out of the habit since I've been going with you." "WET" MEASURE. Two pints, one quart, Two quarts, one fight, One fight, two cops, Two cops, one Judge, One Judge, thirty days. -The Van Raalte Vanguard. --------------------------- Reinhardt's Cafe C. H. REINHARDT, Prop. Warrenton, Mo. Meals, Short Orders and Drinks. Everything to Eat, with Good Service. ROOMS AND BATH. --------------------------- HART SCHAFFNER & MARX GOOD CLOTHES For MEN AND YOUNG MEN A man's attractiveness does greatly depend upon his dress. Even in school you become conscious of that fact. The principle applies in business as well as social life. An. exceptional complete line, varied in pattern and fabric, up-to-the-minute in style with guarantee of satisfaction or your money back. Palace Clothing Co. ST. CHARLES, MO. (208) DO IT WITH ELECTRICITY East Missouri Power Co. --------------------------- REVERSE ENGLISH He asked her on the back porch, On a moonlight starry night, Alas, he was excited, And did not get it right: "You cannot live without I And each other must have we, So are you tell I will me If us can marry won't she?" The poor girl was dumbfounded, And knew not what to say, But opened up her mouth And poured forth words this way: "Oh, dear boy, we love us And me to love I we, But you we I are never Is able can us marry. Me are a husband has got, His is I much do loves; Alas, I is not are you have I Nor can it ever was." ---------------------------- Orange Crush Bottling Co, VOGT & DROSSELMEYER, Proprietors Warrenton, Mo. Phone 16. ---------------------------- Fritz: Do you like Kipling? Lucile: I don't know. How do you kipple? Elenore: Don't you think this a duck of a hat? Duewel: Yes, but I'd prefer a duck with a smaller bill. --------------------------- Producers Exchange Cash buyers and Sellers- of FEED, SEEDS, POULTRY, EGGS, ETC. Yours for quality and service. Truesdale, Missouri. --------------------------- HERFF- JONES COMPANY DESIGNERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF School and Fraternity Jewelry INDIANAPOLIS JEWELERS TO THE SENIOR CLASS OF CENTRAL WESLEYAN (209) Our Location (Convenient to the College) makes us the natural headquarters for car owning members of the faculty and student body of C. W. C. Our Splendid Service and expert workmanship make permanent friends who deal with us. Our Interest in the College in its upbuilding and success, helps to promote a spirit of good feeling between us and those who labor for the advancement of Central Wesleyan. McGEE MOTOR CAR COMPANY LINCOLN - FORD - FORDSON SALES AND SERVICE. Day and Night Service (210) Wait a Minute! - B U Y - WULFING'S FINEST BRAND, HAPPY HOME BRAND, RED W BRAND, Food Products Extra Fancy Golden Santos COFFEE. The patronage of the College and the Orphan Home is highly appreciated. Wulfing Grocery Co. ST. LOUIS, MO. JOE DYER, Representative, Warrenton, Mo. --------------------------- R. F. EARLY, D. D. S, Resident Dentist Warrenton, Mo. George Coleman (in a recent oration): "Patriotism is the backbone of a nation; our task is to train that backbone and bring it to the front." --------------------------- Wuethrich: Have you heard the new Tango Song? Tate: No, what's that? Wuethrich: Tangonna Rain No Mo'. Angry Traffic Cop: "Can't yer go any faster?" Proett (who had delayed a string of autos several blocks long) Yes, I can but I don't want to leave the car. --------------------------- The A. R. Running Dry Goods Company THE HOME OF RELIABLE DRY GOODS - AND - LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR APPAREL. Agents for Queen Quality Shoes. ST. CHARLES, MISSOURI. (211) Candy and Chocolates Now waging love is like waging war, Is usually worth the fighting for. The first is very harmless play, It's waged by thousands every day. Chocolate Drops for ammunition, Lead to peace and recognition. Caramels for shells and bombs, End in wedding bells and Palms. The Central Wesleyan College Store Everything the College Student Needs. Alvey & Tuttle The Rexall Store Quality Drugs We Give Eagle Stamps (212) Our Photographs by Sid Whiting Studio 4322 Olive St. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THOROUGHLY EQUIPPED STUDIO IN THE CITY You are cordially invited to call at any time. OPERATORS Sid Whiting-------Burrel Rogers (213) BROCKFELD & SONS PAINTING, GRAINING, VARNISHING, FRESCOING, GLAZING, AND PAPER HANGING. Workmanship Guaranteed. Paints, Oils, Varnishes and Window Glass For Sale. Phone 41. TRUESDALE, MO. ------------------------ KINLOCH 243 R Julius J. Pfaff - Planing Mill - MANUFACTURERS OF - SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, STAIR WORK, MOLDING AND MILL WORK IN GENERAL. Foot of MADISON STREET St. Charles, Mo. ------------------------ Melvin Nieburg (Phoning) : "Send assistance at once. I've turned turtle. Garage Man: "My dear sir, this is a garage. What you want is an aquarium." Paul: "What is the most nervous thing next to a girl?" Jesse Myers: "Me next to a girl." Dr. Helmers: "Should we celebrate Washington's birthday more than mine?" Bierbaum: "Yes, because he never told a lie." John Pitts: "I'm going to sue my teacher for libel." Gerdeman: "Why?" Johnny: "She wrote on my theme I had bad relatives and antecedents." ------------------------ THE FAMOUS WOLFSON'S LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S OUTFITTERS St. Charles, Missouri. (214) A. Eisenstein & Co. - RETAILERS OF - CLOTHING, DRY GOODS, FURNISHINGS, HATS, Caps, Shoes, Millinery and Notions, Groceries. Everything for any member of the family. The most complete line of wanted Merchandise in Warren County. ------------------------- Andrew P. Busekrus Plumbing and Heating. Warrenton, Mo. ------------------------- Doctor: Put out your tongue-More than that-All of it! Agnes: But, Doctor, I can't. It is fastened at the other end. Prof. V.: What do you know about Fielding? Champ: Not much. I was always a pitcher. Freshman - "My grandfather built the Rocky Mountains. Soph.-"That's nothing. Do you know the Dead Sea? Well my grandfather killed it."-College Greetings. ------------------------ Phones: Residence 190; Office 109. A. E. Klingenberg TRUESDALE ELEVATOR Grain, Hay, Corn, Oats, Coal, Wood, Etc. Truesdale, Missouri. ------------------------ Lohman Bros. Students' Headquarters -EATS- Bradley Sweaters Curlee Suits Warrenton, Missouri. John H. Dyer, M. D. WARRENTON,.....MISSOURI (215) MAULL BROS. St. Louis, Missouri. ------------------------- FAVORITE SAYINGS IN LADIES DORM. Oh Himmel.-Elsie. Don't you think so?-Amanda. Good night Kid.-Beulah. You big prune.-Bertha. Good Honk.-Ethel. Great Caesar's Ghost.-Lela. Oh, for crying out loud.-Velma. Come on Kid.-Hedwig. Oh! for Pete's sake.-Marie. Sappo.-Celia. Oh, Kid!-Jessie. Ignorance is bliss.-Violet P. Well for goodness sake.-Leona S. Them's my sentiments.-Esther S. That's me all over.-Amelia. Oh! Boy Howdy.-Maude. ------------------------- POPULAR PRICES LATEST STYLES - In Our - Beauty Parlor Alvey - Tuttle Rexall Drug Store ------------------------- IF YOU WANT COAL in any quantity, we have it. Call, write or phone Maguire Coal Company, 1234 Boatmen's Bank Bldg., ST. LOUIS, MO. ------------------------- Alvin H, Juergensmeyer Attorney at Law WARRENTON, - MISSOURI. Office in Court House. Phone 273. Notary in Office. ------------------------- LATEST STYLE IN Haircutting and Bobbing Also different kinds of Tonics, Massages and Shampoo. Reese Bros. Barber Shop (216) How to Advertise MEN have always advertised-first themselves and their deeds; then their religion; today, their products and business. The most effective advertising today is through the printed word-and right there is where we are qualified to serve you. Every printed page should be a pleasure picture of type, paper, ink and illustrations. We can make it so for you, if you'll let us help plan your printing job. This book was designed and printed in our shop. No Extra Charge Only An Extra Good Job Banner Publishing Co. Warrenton, Missouri (217) A Parting Word The "Pulse" has beat for twenty-five, And 'tho it's dead, it's quite alive, Be of good cheer, O Reader Fair, Do not reproach, do not despair, For in the years that are to pass, You'll look back on that dear old class, That gave you the "Pulse" of '25. Finis